Rob1742 Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 Louder farts I have done several real loud farts this very evening. I will monitor it over the next week or so.
ADK Posted 8 October 2014 Posted 8 October 2014 People saying you don't look your age as a compliment.
Rincewind Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Not being called 'young man' anymore. noticed it over the last couple of years. Even people younger than me called me it. Mostly shopkeepers. I have never said it to anyone though.
Rincewind Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 I don't know what gives me a bigger boner these days. Sex with the mrs or Vardys fourth against man yoo. I must admit I cannot remember what Vardy's goal was like.
Soar Fox Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 I must admit I cannot remember what Vardy's goal was like. That's because you are getting old.
ozleicester Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Having to wear a knee brace/support on BOTH knees after 5aside
OzFox Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Having to wear a knee brace/support on BOTH knees after 5aside Clearly I've got problems....I wear mine after lawn bowls
Bellend Sebastian Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 I commented this morning on how effective a new type of washing up liquid was that I'd bought. It's only a matter of time before I'm humanely destroyed. Hey, someone's at the door now
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Dying my hair black, and getting harder to cover up the bald patch.; being called "Old Tiger"; and getting breathless walking up hills. I could go on for a few hours more, but don't wish to upset the youngsters, who have it all to come.
VLC86 Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Getting told to act your age when come home after 3 litres of cider on the village park and playing knock a door run.
VLC86 Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Buying and selling antiques! Which is just like your idol, Harry Redknap!
Manwell Pablo Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Which is just like your idol, Harry Redknap! He's on fire today.
AyewJoking Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 No longer being asked for ID when purchasing................................................ginger wine
VLC86 Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 He's on fire today. Iv got to do something to keep my mind active. Iv spent the last 3 days in the back of a car with someone who smells like a cows bum hole but with worse manors! Bored stiff
Fox92 Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Only 22 but changed my outlook a while back. Like, I'd prefer to eat healthier nowadays and I drink water throughout the day compared to drinking soft drinks constantly.
Thracian Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Many aspire to "growing old gracefully" but I'm kicking, screaming and intent on playing squash, golf and swallowing the Viagra 'til my last few breaths. Even those breaths will be accompanied by a decent bottle of red if i have my way. I don't say I'll necessarily drink it all but I'll sure go out with a smile from my tongue and taste buds if there's half a chance!
lavrentis Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 When I started working my first job about 6 month ago I aged about 5 years
Free Falling Foxes Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Wife gave me a hand job the other day and laughed afterwards! 'It just trickles out now!'. She said.
RedHux Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 I digitised an old demo tape I found in a box the other day. Then it dawned on me that tape is older then half my 6 a side team.....and that we made it before digital recording was available.....and it pre-dates cd's being widely available. A format now pretty much obsolete.Pass the horlicks.
bovril Posted 9 October 2014 Posted 9 October 2014 Wife gave me a hand job the other day and laughed afterwards! 'It just trickles out now!'. She said. Why the hell would you post that on an internet forum??!!!
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