Favourite Euphemisms

[pSinatra]

Holidays on the island of Lesbos

[Webbo]

(Pinched from Finners) Flying with Richard Branson.

[bovril]

Rides the Unicorn's head.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Crash the Custard Truck

Edit: Also one I heard the other day and subsequently read on here; when somebody goes in and "Stirrs your porridge"

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She's been cocked more times than Dick Turpin's pistol

[Rincewind]

Close thread

?????

 

Bats for the other side

[Captain...]

Slapping your granny

[stripeyfox]

As useless as Ann Frank's drum kit

[Guest Col city fan]

A fanny like a 'poorly packed kebab'...

[EnderbyFox]

She's seen more helmets than Hitler

[davieG]

Like throwing a sausage up Charles Street

[Guest Col city fan]

Like throwing a sausage up Charles Street

Brilliant..

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Look at the spaniel's ears on her

[Aus Fox]

The yoghurt or the spoon?

[pSinatra]

My missus says 'on the other bus' when referring to gays, which is a bit odd when her own brother is gay.

 

He refers to other gays as 'friends of Dorothy'

[Webbo]

Like throwing a sausage up Charles Street

Like dangling string in a bucket.

[Saxondale]

She had a face like a beekeeper's apprentice.

[katieakita]

Clowns pocket always amuses me as does fishermans jumper.

[Captain...]

Clowns pocket always amuses me as does fishermans jumper.

Donkey's yawn

[Guest MattP]

He refers to other gays as 'friends of Dorothy'

Best one yet for me

[Bunyip]

Her fanny was as wet as a Gun dogs mouth.

[Captain...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMk8KKWAq7c

[Cat Burger]

Bashing the bishop

 

[Rincewind]

A face like the back end of a bus

[Jimothy]

A face like a beekeepers apprentice.