Favourite Euphemisms

[Webbo]

Have you ever pointed Percy at the porcelain? Maybe while you were there you snipped one off? 

 

What's your favourite euphemism? Don't explain the meaning, if they're any good we'll know what you mean.

 

I've always liked "feeding the hedgehog".

[separator]

From Alan Partridge...

 

...putting the boys back in the barracks

[Stadt]

He could chew an apple threw a letterbox

[jonthefox]

Going to drop the kids off at the pool still makes me giggle.

[pSinatra]

Along the lines of 'pitch a tent'.  One a friend uses that I find funny - rape the fist

[bovril]

Throttle the dolphin.

[cambridgefox]

Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come.

[Rincewind]

A clean one (I think) Let the dog see the rabbit.

[Kitchandro]

A clean one (I think) Let the dog see the rabbit.

 

Close thread

[Babylon]

'Release a chocolate hostage'

[Merging Cultures]

Hand to gland combat.

[bovril]

Hand to gland combat.

 

[rico]

John Waynes saddlebags

[sphericalfox]

Go to/download the Viz Profanisaurus

 

 

Take your pick!

[Collibosher70]

Syphon the python

[StanSP]

white-washing the guts...

[Webbo]

Along the lines of 'pitch a tent'.  One a friend uses that I find funny - rape the fist

 Took me a while to get that.  

[MPH]

my friend often used to make a floor pizza at the end of a night out...

[Guest MattP]

Pet the one eyed snake

[Buce]

Spanking the monkey.

[MPH]

I know someone who is a fudge packer.

[Guest MattP]

Putts from the rough.

[MPH]

His bread is buttered on the other side...

[Collibosher70]

Drinks from both taps

[Webbo]

A carpet muncher.