James. Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 In this series of threads I want to draw attention to the little pleasures in life that we often take for granted but would be poorer without... Let's assume that we go to the toilet to lay a cable once a day and take 10 minutes (absolute minimum) each time. Over a 65 year period that's an astounding 165 days spent logging! There's nothing like whiling away this time with some good reading... My current material - Schott's Alamanac 2007. Perfect toilet reading - lots of interesting facts, articles and information you never knew you didn't know. For example: Birmingham is the top GLOBAL location for searching for the word 'porn' on Google ( you filth merchants) So, what is everyone else perusing sur la toilette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 Toilet Paper. And the flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 its either a bit of music from my fone and playing on my psp or a magazine or the book im currently reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 its either a bit of music from my fone and playing on my psp or a magazine or the book im currently reading Images nooooo I have to just shit on the shitter unfortunately, sometimes ill get on and not get off for a while, but I only make the dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 In this series of threads I want to draw attention to the little pleasures in life that we often take for granted but would be poorer without... Let's assume that we go to the toilet to lay a cable once a day and take 10 minutes (absolute minimum) each time. Over a 65 year period that's an astounding 165 days spent logging! There's nothing like whiling away this time with some good reading... My current material - Schott's Alamanac 2007. Perfect toilet reading - lots of interesting facts, articles and information you never knew you didn't know. For example: Birmingham is the top GLOBAL location for searching for the word 'porn' on Google ( you filth merchants) So, what is everyone else perusing sur la toilette? How can you take 10 minutes on a toilet? By the time I found the page I'd be on I'd be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisono Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 In this series of threads I want to draw attention to the little pleasures in life that we often take for granted but would be poorer without... Let's assume that we go to the toilet to lay a cable once a day and take 10 minutes (absolute minimum) each time. Over a 65 year period that's an astounding 165 days spent logging! There's nothing like whiling away this time with some good reading... My current material - Schott's Alamanac 2007. Perfect toilet reading - lots of interesting facts, articles and information you never knew you didn't know. For example: Birmingham is the top GLOBAL location for searching for the word 'porn' on Google ( you filth merchants) So, what is everyone else perusing sur la toilette? 10 minutes!??!!? Never spend that much time on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynny Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 Who takes 10 minutes a day? If its a slippy one it's more like 10 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 I make any excuse to go back to the toilet. I sit with Charlsworth's Mercantile Law, An Introduction to Greek Philosophy or a daily paper. I love my toilet...it's mine and no one else uses it. All mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisono Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 One of my friends goes to the loo to have a kip during working hours (he works extended hours). He has a power nap there and then is more productive at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simi Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 One of my friends goes to the loo to have a kip during working hours (he works extended hours). He has a power nap there and then is more productive at work... Interesting . Bet the boss isnt complaining ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 I make any excuse to go back to the toilet. I sit with Charlsworth's Mercantile Law, An Introduction to Greek Philosophy or a daily paper. I love my toilet...it's mine and no one else uses it. All mine. eating par-cooked chicken i'm not suprised it's yours, all yours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 The last thing I read whilst on the bog was "07797 652118 4 funboyz" on the back of the door. This was not a bog in my own home, I might add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 Reading on the bog is overrated, especially if you're reading a good book. You need to get to the clingons when they're fresh, and get out of the can before you start smelling like your own brew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 The "Match Annual 2007" lives in our loo, my housemate gets one every Christmas. He's 22. Clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobbo Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 I just love pooing. Ahhhhh bisto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfcalan Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 The 'job' aint finished till the paperworks done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 just shit and leave for gods sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobbo Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 just shit and leave for gods sake Don't talk to me that way. Shit takes time and effort and will be bloody well enjoyed thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 15 January 2007 Share Posted 15 January 2007 Don't talk to me that way. Shit takes time and effort and will be bloody well enjoyed thank you. It is a nice feeling, so that's why you should cut to the chase. No faffing about with books and stuff, just concentrate on Mr Hankey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 16 January 2007 Author Share Posted 16 January 2007 i'm very surprised at the people who have trouble believing you can spend 10 minutes on the toilet. i could easily while away 30 mins on a good day. you're missing out on one of the joys of life guys. relax and enjoy the experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 i'm very surprised at the people who have trouble believing you can spend 10 minutes on the toilet. i could easily while away 30 mins on a good day. you're missing out on one of the joys of life guys. relax and enjoy the experience. I also enjoy my time on the bog, it's the only time and space I get to myself!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 16 January 2007 Author Share Posted 16 January 2007 I also enjoy my time on the bog, it's the only time and space I get to myself!!!! exactly and good to hear, what are perusing at the minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 I like to read on the toilet too.... Vanished by... someone or other I can't remember. Is my current read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 January 2007 Share Posted 16 January 2007 exactly and good to hear, what are perusing at the minute? I don't peruse on the bog, instead I tend to 'reflect', on the day, life etc!!! I have 2 toddlers and a wife which do not give me any space or time when i'm at home and work is work, so poo time is my safe haven, my time out!!! But if I was to peruse it would probably be FHM\Maxim, easy to read and representative of what I was doing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 16 January 2007 Author Share Posted 16 January 2007 I don't peruse on the bog, instead I tend to 'reflect', on the day, life etc!!! I have 2 toddlers and a wife which do not give me any space or time when i'm at home and work is work, so poo time is my safe haven, my time out!!! But if I was to peruse it would probably be FHM\Maxim, easy to read and representative of what I was doing!!! i guess the joy of life is simply being on the toilet. the great thing being that what you do with that time is completely up to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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