Scanchez

A nice 2-0 loss. Thank you, Momma. Can I have another?

WRONG. I boo all new signings until they prove me wrong. I've been booing Vardy for 14 years, as I still think his work rate is lacking.

Obviously not an exciting signing but I think he'll do alright for us. Maybe a bit of an Okazaki. Won't get any more than 4 goals, but will work his socks off and help create chances for others. Possibly. I dunno. I might just boo him from minute one, just to be safe.

Play for a loss. Accept the draw.

2-2

I think we should just all enjoy this time before the season starts.

Terrible news. No age to go at all. Had a big part to play in making one of the greatest sporting moments in history become a reality. RIP Shakey.

I think he's just about good enough to hang on to as a squad player. If he wasn't 'one of our own' I think I'd be far less bothered about keeping him, though..

Nothing wrong with having your pants pulled down, Sir.

Completely agree. I bet some oddballs will cough up the cash, though. The club will probably make about a grand out of it. Surely it would be better for them to have it available for free (or a couple of quid, like you said) and not look like arseholes?

Perhaps something a little less... accurate.

Come on, Wilf. Don't be a dick.

That was mind-boggling.

Not sure if anyone thought of him as world class but, Mario Balotelli. I was always amazed that he played for big teams like Inter, Man City, Liverpool and AC Milan.

It's a yes from me but a no from reality.

I guess he's consistently represented England at youth levels (U16, U17 and U18). Has been captain too, I think. Doesn't mean he's going to be world class in the future but I guess it explains why he is 'highly rated'.

Why Fatty not announce yet?

BC.GAME Pacman £70 What's not to love?

Think this will be the end of our tournament.

Might as well, I suppose.

Quite the neck on him. Makes Ronaldo look like Sandy Toksvig.

Fatman - tomorrow

Gerrim, and I can't stress this enough, in.

He'll do well there.