Saxondale

I come on here to escape my whinging wife, and I’m just faced with a load of whinging blokes. What’s worse?

Imagine if he referred to the new manager as ‘xe’.

Yes, exactly this. The difference in standard between a decent level professional game and a youth / reserves / friendly fixture is colossal. I remember watching the reserves or development squad a few years back and thinking the guy playing left back stood out like the next Paolo Maldini. That guy was called Bakayoko, who was a French player we signed who I don’t think ever played a first team game, obviously because he wasn’t good enough.

Castanets, siestas, being cruel to bulls, paella, flamenco dancing, being racist, huge and unnecessary infrastructure projects, sangria, the heat, weirdly wearing a vest and thick shirt in said heat, huge silhouettes of bulls at the side of the road.

By that logic, any manager who considers Leicester a good job is by definition not good enough for us. That is a mindf**k paradox.

It isn’t Gaz O’Neil, so result really.

It’s Martí time 🎉🎈🥳🍾

Why is everybody assuming O’Neil is the new manager? Because his odds have tumbled? The bookies know **** all. We’ve been in this position several times before.

Or Röhlling

You’re being tin foil hat. Wasserman represent loads of players, mainly because they purchased a number of existing agencies.

Carbon’s GoneOffside

All these ‘roll with it’ type puns would be great if his surname wasn’t pronounced ‘rerl’

This thread is genuinely almost as old as Jeremy Monga.

Should rename this thread Bitch

It’s OK, we can never have too many threads moaning about petty shite.

Welcome back Jeffrey Schlupp

My boss is Sheff Wed and reckons Röhl is superb. Reckons he won them about 20 points last season from pure tactical nous alone, with a poor set of players.

I’m fairly confident the faithful will do their best to hamper our chances by booing constantly from the moment we concede a goal to Sheffield Wednesday to the final whistle of the season. No team stands a chance if our support continues to be as toxic as it has been.

OK. So I’ve checked Röhl out on Wikipedia and it’s a green light from me. I’ve gleaned some interesting facts: * His name’s Röhl, not Rohl, which means all our fan base will pronounce it incorrectly, like they did with Pyool. * He’s only 36. * He’s from proper East Germany, so he’s likely to bring some sadistic Stasi-inspired methods with him. * He’s done alright at Sheff Weds. * He used to work at Southampton, so of course our board want him.

Why has everybody got a hard-on for Röhl btw?

Dyche time. It’s not time to be messing about.

Strikers are like hens' teeth these days TBH (for reasons I don't fully understand), so if you're expecting us to sign the next Francesco Totti, I'm afraid you're going to be extremely disappointed.

Don’t sell Knockaert