Brizzle Fox

Yeah seems eminently sensible. He's never gonna be a top player, so he's probably reached the greatest heights his ability will allow him, so why not optimise his earning potential. He's only doing what most people would do in any profession. Good luck to him.

Never believe anyone who has an AI generated image of themselves as their Twitter profile picture. BS

Who? Never heard of him.

Christ this guy just seems really uninspiring. Probably all we're gonna get though, and better than nothing I suppose. Oh well who needs competent strikers anyway.

Shocker isn't it. It took me a couple of days to recover from someone daring to type the words "Sinclair" and "Armstrong" in here the other day but this, well it's just too much......

Barely plays for them...another "promising" striker bought from the Austrian league.

Seriously @Finnegan please do it for everyone's sanity... O'Rourke is a rubbish AI construct.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... His brother is actually good at football. He isn't. I'm done That is all.

Get this guy in and a striker along the lines of Ivanovic, and we'll be well set up going forward. Not too much to ask is it?

Ah O'Rourke. My favourite bit of the article... 'Murphy has a contract keeping him at Portman Road until the summer of 2027, meaning Pompey could command a sizeable fee for his signature'. That attention to detail really makes you believe the rumour.

This window is so depressing. Hardly linked with anyone and any crumbs we get are just so uninspiring. Just sooooo dull.

A hybrid of Momo Sylla and Franck Moussa, two City legends. Nice.

Probably a bit like working for the BBC...

I suspect that you will be correct. In their honeymoon period at the moment.

Their away fans were superb when I saw them at Bristol City last week. Were very "lively" before and after the game outside the ground and never stopped singing for the 90 mins in the ground.

I wonder if they need a fantastic utility player with great hair, who is a superstar in the country he represents at international level? £20m maybe?

Yup. Looks like he's trying to bankrupt another club. Wonder if they'll have to get Nige in to rescue them as well at some point.

This is great and bizarre at the same time...

Vesty? Faes? Soumare? Skipp? Daka? Ayew? All is good. Tbh I'm all fatalistic about things now. We know we're crashing and burning so let's do it in style!

Weakening a direct competitor (well possibly a direct competitor)... Clever. I like it.

He's got his eyes on Prem League. Won't see us as an upgrade on Boro (already turned Ipswich down). Don't do it to yourself. Just accept we're getting no one (decent, if at all).

Bless, this is so cute. Should have used Comic Sans as a font style.

MODS!?

Phew. At least it means our dynamic recruitment team can just focus on securing a CM, striker etc from the multitude of team improving players we've been strongly linked with...

It was split but knowing a couple of Norwich season ticket holders and witnessing him live a couple of times myself getting absolutely destroyed by 'ok' wingers, he should be kept well away from the FB position. Really shows up just how slow he is. Trying to be positive, left side in a CB 3 he's decent. That's it though.