Bezzanator89

There's not even a match ratings poll yet, it was that bad? Thought we were all becoming apathetic enough to not even be capable of knee jerk reactions anymore, so what's the harm? I do want to give Faes a 1 though, sadly can't rate him lower.

Shoot from the kick off. Shoot from goal kicks. Shoot from free kicks. We might actually score, seeing as open play is proving dead as a dodo.

Post-match commentary sounds painful. RvN sounds beaten, may as well jump before he is pushed. And regarding the "things not falling our way" comment, we make our own luck and the table and stats don't lie. Doomed. Dreadful. Disastrous.

I'd be intrigued to see how many of us here are intending to renew or cancel their season tickets. I know at least 6 people who are cancelling theirs.

Can any records be broken tomorrow? I know one can simply be extended by losing to nil, again, but may as well keep making this season as unbearably memorable as possible.

My bad, I used Top 6 in a loose sense. West Ham are gash, we are just much more gasher.

Vardy starting is another symptom of a poorly run club. Granted, he has lost that yard of pace and he is not what he was before, but at 38 years old, he still tries harder than most players in that abysmal squad. Emotions aside, he should continue to be celebrated, not singled out until the day he leaves. He always gives 100% for us, we should do the same for him. Try another target more worthy of criticism @Sly.

West Ham have had a poor season generally, we made them look like Top 6. I used to be show some kind of emotion when we lose, now I just seem to have stopped caring. Away Spurs win aside, 2025 has been a disaster.

Games like this remind me why so many are selling their season tickets. Appalling across the pitch.

You can thank Steve Cooper. His management was chaotic, but we at least looked competitive.

Vardy will know that despite the rising discontent towards the club, he will not be targeted. He will be still be remembered as a legend for all he has done for us for so long. Whilst it will not be the ideal send-off for him, he needs to leave to preserve his legacy.

Contract extension for Daka to replace Vardy. Step aside JV9, here comes PD9. Wout Faes is made club captain. Mandatory clappers/missiles for every supporter. More dishonesty flags for people to take home. Post Horn Gallop is replaced by the national anthem of Thailand.

Get him gone. And I don't mean just Rudkin. Take RVN with you.

After we are about to lose our sixth consecutive home game without scoring, why should I be bothered? The majority, not all, of the players on the pitch have seemingly given up. But because it's a club I've been watching for the last 14 years, I still care. But there has to be a major overhaul and fast.

5s and 6s all round. Sneaky 7 for Coulibaly, good debut from him.

Substitutions around 15 minutes late today. Again.

That's a warning...

I'm certainly used to livelier first half action. In our case, that can only be a good thing.

Top, what a load of crap. This has just made things a million times worse for himself. He just doesn't get it. Rather than dissuade people from the protest tomorrow, this will only cause the noises of dissent to grow louder. He has given them absolutely nothing to get behind. Top, talk with your boot, get rid of Rudkin and Whelan. And if you can't see what's happening in front of your eyes, then take yourself out as well.

Seemed strange when I was watching this at the pub. Happe is having the game of his life. Living the dream by leading against the defending champions who make in a week, what takes him several months to scrap for at the lower levels. With room to spare. The ref blows his whistle for some much needed respite and celebration for just being ahead at this point. Happe, cold and wet, just wants to run into the dressing room with his weary team-mates, have some high-fives, warm up a little, and enjoy the moment. "Naaaaah, fark that.", said the BBC. "Let's catch him on the way back, whoever his name is. The rest of the team can just relay any messages on that he missed. Let's pretend we know his name whilst interviewing him by looking at the teamsheet so we look relatable, only to forget said name straight afterwards. Get her to ask some inane questions with some buzzwords, then let him go with a couple of minutes of Half Time left. He can dry off another time. Time is money." Yup, way to go and kill his buzz, BBC. And ours.

Jordan Ayew, Conor Coady, Patson Daka, Bobby De Cordova-Reid, Odsonne Edouard, Wout Faes, James Justin, Stephy Mavididi, Kasey McAteer, Oliver Skipp, Luke Thomas, Jannik Vestergaard, Danny Ward. So many reasons why this squad is absolutely honking right now. 13 reasons. Maybe that number is a sign.

Oof. That is absolute gash, don't forget that we will get back Hamza, who is on that ridiculously long contract. Who would bet against back to back relegations right now?

This is an absolute no-brainer. Sell, sell, sell. Then buy-no-one to replace him. That's the Rudkin way.

Donkey for donkey. How pointless. We do the thing where we go for someone who has scored against us, twice. Can't make this up.

You'll get better atmosphere at the protest before the game, than the 90 or so minutes during the game. It's going to be toxic.