Molly Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 Think any move for Honda would breakdown pretty quickly... Doubt we can afFORD him anyway.
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA”. “That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.” And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”. After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say “HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition. Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guys mouth and examining it. The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.” The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.” The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?” The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Everyone knows an abcess makes the fart go HONDA”
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 Jesus had a honda. John 12:49: For I did not speak of my own accord.
Steven Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 Jesus had a honda. John 12:49: For I did not speak of my own accord. Nooo. A Vauxhall. Mark 19:14 But Jesus said, Zafira little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
ARM1968 Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 Laughing my ass off. Reading these standing under me porsche.
Al-aLondon-Foxile Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 I see on Twitter that Nugent is in advanced talks with SWFC. Don't wanna see him go, I love his attitude but I guess his opportunities will be fewer now. http://twitter.com/S6Transfers/status/629324586933424128/photo/1
billyfox1 Posted 6 August 2015 Posted 6 August 2015 I see on Twitter that Nugent is in advanced talks with SWFC. Don't wanna see him go, I love his attitude but I guess his opportunities will be fewer now. http://twitter.com/S6Transfers/status/629324586933424128/photo/1 Looking at the replies to this from the Wednesday fans he sounds like their version of IndyK so it's more than likely a load of shite.
Ashley Posted 7 August 2015 Posted 7 August 2015 Seydou kietia(sp?) Mahrez pictured with some dude who looks like him on one of the fan groups.. doubt it is him though
Simmo86 Posted 7 August 2015 Posted 7 August 2015 Seydou kietia(sp?) Mahrez pictured with some dude who looks like him on one of the fan groups.. doubt it is him though Signed a new deal with Roma in the summer.
Stevosevic Posted 7 August 2015 Posted 7 August 2015 Seydou kietia(sp?) Mahrez pictured with some dude who looks like him on one of the fan groups.. doubt it is him though Do you have a link? Assume this was at training?
FoxinNotts Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 ITK Balotelli is signing tomorrow. Fee is agreed. No
Ashley Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 ITK Balotelli is signing tomorrow. Fee is agreed. SAY WHAT Didn't someone come on earlier saying we are smashing our Transfer record with a big name?
copunk Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 Would love Mario here, fair enough he is a big head and fiery, but a signing like this would pay the way for bigger signings down the line, can't see this happening though
NewquayFox Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 Balotelli was at Belvoir Drive last week apparently with his mate as his mates lad was playing (not sure who for) Ranieri is known to like Balotelli and the feeling is mutual but I honestly don't think he would gamble on a 'loose cannon' signing this early in his City tenure.... Up the City....
RedSoxUK Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 Balotelli was at Belvoir Drive last week apparently with his mate as his mates lad was playing (not sure who for) Ranieri is known to like Balotelli and the feeling is mutual but I honestly don't think he would gamble on a 'loose cannon' signing this early in his City tenure.... Up the City.... Really?
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