jimmeh Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 What if a club employed 11 extremely tall fat players to stand on the goal line all game! 0-0 every game. 38 points might just keep you in the prem! Employed for £100 a game. Genius!
foxfanazer Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Just keep smashing the ball in their bollocks until they keel over and then score. Easy
TheSomersetFox Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Just keep smashing the ball in their bollocks until they keel over and then score. Easy howling
stulcfc Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 the season needs to hurry up and start threds like this is what no football dose for you
Nalis Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 There would be a risk on your kick off that the other team would try to and steal the ball and exploit the space in goal created by the two players taking said kick off.
separator Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Half time KFC to keep their fat levels up, going large of course.
Jimothy Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 There would be a risk on your kick off that the other team would try to and steal the ball and exploit the space in goal created by the two players taking said kick off. Kick off, launch it out for a goal kick or a throw on deep their half then run like Bolt back to your goal
Guest Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Just keep smashing the ball in their bollocks until they keel over and then score. Easy Turn em round
Guest Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Oooh hello merely trying to solve the problem of getting smashed in the knackers all game
Nalis Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Kick off, launch it out for a goal kick or a throw on deep their half then run like Bolt back to your goal But if they're big they wont have the pace! Also begs the question, can a team refuse to take a corner or throw in? Nothing stopping the opposition putting it out of play on purpose to draw the fat tall blokes out.
Arriba Los Zorros Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 Hahaha, this thread has had me in stitches! why not put rikishi, big show, mark henry and viscera from wwf on the line all supplied with double jock straps. give them 30 mins then when they cant take the pain in their balls any more, sub in for peter kay, vince vaugan, james corden, henry VIII. repeat 30 mins later. with 2 emergency subs. 0-0 your way to safety!
jimmeh Posted 6 July 2015 Author Posted 6 July 2015 Hopefully Karl oyston doesn't become aware of this idea
Stadt Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 The opposition would have free reign in the box, premier league players would usually find the space above the players
Jordan Posted 6 July 2015 Posted 6 July 2015 It's a funny idea. But it would never work. This reminds me of the "fat goalie fallacy" in ice hockey.
Sampson Posted 7 July 2015 Posted 7 July 2015 Can't be any more boring or depressing than watching us stick 11-men behind the ball against ****ing Scunthorpe under Gary Megson.
ramboacdc Posted 8 July 2015 Posted 8 July 2015 What if a club employed 11 extremely tall fat players to stand on the goal line all game! 0-0 every game. 38 points might just keep you in the prem! Employed for £100 a game. Genius! i think its in the rules of the game to play to the best of your ability or face a fine. Just keep smashing the ball in their bollocks until they keel over and then score. Easy this on the other hand...killed me.
Fox92 Posted 8 July 2015 Posted 8 July 2015 Basically what Hull did at our gaff last season. Probably not considering they had better chances than us to win it.
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