Guest Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 So DC put his cock in the mouth of a dead pig. Make of that what you will. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242494/Revenge-PM-s-snub-billionaire-funded-Tories-years-sparked-explosive-political-book-decade.html
Bellend Sebastian Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Oh come on, we've all put our cocks in a dead pig's mouth haven't we? Haven't we, lads? Haven't we? Haven't we?
Bellend Sebastian Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If the alleged photo exists it's going to make the Miliband bacon sarnie picture look a bit tame. Don't vote for this guy, he looks like a div when he eats a bacon sandwich, whereas this bloke looks proper primeministerial with his member in a pig's gob
Jimothy Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If the alleged photo exists it's going to make the Miliband bacon sarnie picture look a bit tame. Don't vote for this guy, he looks like a div when he eats a bacon sandwich, whereas this bloke looks proper primeministerial with his member in a pig's gob Wonder if it was the same pig?
Alf Bentley Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If the alleged photo exists it's going to make the Miliband bacon sarnie picture look a bit tame. Don't vote for this guy, he looks like a div when he eats a bacon sandwich, whereas this bloke looks proper primeministerial with his member in a pig's gob Sounds like good judgement by Call Me Dave. To have put the right honourable member in the mouth of a live pig would have been a rasher act. I've always seen him as a ham actor, to be honest. Not just smokey bacon, though.....cokey bacon?!
Jimothy Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Personal attacks? Smears? Surely not? Are you seriously comparing an old friend writing a reveal all book with the press scrutinising everything a man does from whether he buttons his top button to if he sings a bloody song?
Webbo Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Are you seriously comparing an old friend writing a reveal all book with the press scrutinising everything a man does from whether he buttons his top button to if he sings a bloody song? You can say what you like, nobody's going to change their mind over anything said on here. Just don't get so sensitive when somebody says something against your side.
Nick Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 And in shock news Oxford University student smokes weed and is member of elitist indulgent student union club. In other new news PM knows Westminster employees who take cocaine. Quite frankly I'd be disappointed in anybody who didn't have these experiences having had an Oxford education. You'd have to have been locked in a room with no people skills and blind with no clue what's going on around you not to have. I'm no Dave supporter but this isn't news.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Personal attacks? Smears? Surely not? From a massive Tory donor, communicated via a staunch Tory newspaper? It's an exciting new angle, for sure. ANYWAY Coincidence? http://hackinginquiry.org/comment/leveson-is-happening-at-last-good-news-for-everyone-and-a-great-opportunity-for-journalism/ He's won the election, he won't serve a third term, so has he served his purpose? I always thought he got away lightly for calling the Leveson enquiry
davieG Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Some might say he offered a pig in a poke to get elected but a poke in a pig hmmm!
EnderbyFox Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Reckon it's all porkies? Think it must be, always had Cameron down as pretty Hamophobic
Strokes Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If the corbyn/abbott rumours are true, then the only difference is the mortality of the pig.
Alf Bentley Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 The atmosphere is crackling in here this morning.
Alf Bentley Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Balance is the thing.... All the stuff about Corbyn last week was smut, trivia and gossip - and so is this stuff about Cameron. I'm not being prissy about that. I think it's a good thing for people not to be too respectful of their "elders and betters" - and to enjoy a laugh at their expense. Where there's a risk of it being harmful is if all the smut, trivia and gossip crowds out serious coverage/discussion of important political issues - and fvck knows there's enough of those at the moment. If Corbyn had worn a Nazi uniform to the Battle of Britain ceremony and sung "Deutschland uber alles", that would be serious news. Likewise, if he'd been conducting a secret affair with Abbott when he appointed her to his shadow cabinet. So, he undid his button, stood in respectful silence and shagged Diane Abbott 40 years ago? A quick laugh and let's get back to the serious stuff. If Cameron had snorted cocaine and shagged dead pigs in No. 10 Downing Street, that would be serious news. So, as a young man, he may allegedly have associated with drug-takers (may even have taken drugs himself, shock horror) and engaged in weird rituals? "Young man in stupid behaviour shocker". A quick laugh and back to the serious stuff.
Nick Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Shame it was allegedly a pig though - that will have some consequences with some areas of society.....
Captain... Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 And in shock news Oxford University student smokes weed and is member of elitist indulgent student union club. In other new news PM knows Westminster employees who take cocaine. Quite frankly I'd be disappointed in anybody who didn't have these experiences having had an Oxford education. You'd have to have been locked in a room with no people skills and blind with no clue what's going on around you not to have. I'm no Dave supporter but this isn't news. The drugs and drinking, no real surprise, the necro-bestiality... Surprising and not a normal experience for students... but not really relevant any more. ...but the stuff about Ashcroft and Dave offering out jobs and hiding his tax status to ensure he funded the election and secured him in power, I would say that is a little more serious. It will be interesting if Corbyn uses this to attack him on PMQs or continues with his agony aunt routine a little longer. Maybe I will submit a question for Corbyn to ask Cameron about Ashcroft, see if that gets selected.
Babylon Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If it was a choice between a pig and Diane Abbott, I think I'd go with the pig.
ramboacdc Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 i did wonder why charlie brooker put the promo for the first episode of black mirror up (the pig episode)
bovril Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Could severely damage his life, I fear the wurst.
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