Steven Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 How can Cameron be taken seriously? The first question anyone has to ask, with a straight face, is have you inserted your penis into the mouth of a dead pig?
Sir Fynwy Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Come off it lads this is totally normal, not many of us haven't shagged a pig surely
Captain... Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 How can Cameron be taken seriously? The first question anyone has to ask, with a straight face, is have you inserted your penis into the mouth of a dead pig? PMQs could be brilliant, "Steven from Leicester would like to know..." Corbyn could even get away with it by saying it is what his constituents want to know, he has been given a mandate to represent the people and he has to respect their wishes, however much he would like to discuss the policies, he has received 10,000 emails all asking him to ask the PM about his porcine poking antics.
David Guiza Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Has no relevance to his capabilities as a PM (although a lot of other things do), but what the f**k is wrong with the man, if true? Yes we've all done stupid things as a youth, but I can honestly say none of mine involved putting my todger in a farm animal. Maybe I lived a sheltered life, who knows.
Steven Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Come off it lads this is totally normal, not many of us haven't shagged a pig surely Sure, but not a dead one though.
ramboacdc Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 well i read this wrong this morning and thought it was the other way around!
Webbo Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Has no relevance to his capabilities as a PM (although a lot of other things do), but what the f**k is wrong with the man, if true? Yes we've all done stupid things as a youth, but I can honestly say none of mine involved putting my todger in a farm animal. Maybe I lived a sheltered life, who knows. He did as part of an initiation ceremony not for sexual gratification, not that I'm excusing it. Some of these posh Oxbridge clubs are obviously a bit cuntish.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 PMQs could be brilliant, "Steven from Leicester would like to know..." Corbyn could even get away with it by saying it is what his constituents want to know, he has been given a mandate to represent the people and he has to respect their wishes, however much he would like to discuss the policies, he has received 10,000 emails all asking him to ask the PM about his porcine poking antics. Next PMQs: Jez: What's this about the pig then? Dave: I just did it for the LOLZ (raucous laughter from government benches)
Captain... Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Next PMQs: Jez: What's this about the pig then? Dave: That's nothing compared to what I had to put my cock into to become leader of the Tory party (raucous laughter from government benches) Fixed it well i read this wrong this morning and thought it was the other way around! You thought a pig put it's cock into a dead David Cameron's mouth?
Buce Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If the corbyn/abbott rumours are true, then the only difference is the mortality morality of the pig. Fixed.
Buce Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 The atmosphere is crackling in here this morning. Snout to be alarmed about, Alf - we've (por)cine it all before.
Guest Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Just the hypocrisy that's getting to me. Tories outraged about an undone button or non singing of a national anthem from Corbyn yet at the same time rushing to call this a non story.
kingcarr21 Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Obviously took it the wrong way when someone said 'F*** the Police'
Darkon84 Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 I can't believe the hugely biased, completely right wing media machine would publish a story like this
The Blur Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Just the hypocrisy that's getting to me. Tories outraged about an undone button or non singing of a national anthem from Corbyn yet at the same time rushing to call this a non story. You could the same about left wingers- they moaned about how the media was getting so worked up about Corybn last week but I bet someone of them will be making most of it for this story. Everyone is a hypocrite in some way really.
Guest Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 You could the same about left wingers- they moaned about how the media was getting so worked up about Corybn last week but I bet someone of them will be making most of it for this story. Everyone is a hypocrite in some way really.The story is from a Tory. A former mate of his Lord Ashcroft.
johnny the fox Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Oh come on, we've all put our cocks in a dead pig's mouth haven't we? Haven't we, lads? Haven't we? Haven't we? I married a pig..
Alf Bentley Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Could severely damage his life, I fear the wurst. If the wurst happens, he'll only have his senf to blame. Like JFK, he needs to stand tall and proud and say "Ich bin ein Frankfurter".
Mike Oxlong Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 He's already signed up for the next series of Great British Celebrity Bacon Off
Babylon Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 He's already signed up for the next series of Great British Celebrity Bacon Off
Steven Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 If the wurst happens, he'll only have his senf to blame. Like JFK, he needs to stand tall and proud and say "Ich bin ein Frankfurter" "Ich bin ein totes Schwein Ficker". Fixed.
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