Vacamion Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 About the time Cameron was (allegedly) doing this, I played club and university rugby (deffo not Oxbridge, by the way). Off the top of my head I can remember: - 50 of us loudly singing "the pigfvcker" song. In public. About every week. - Setting fire to toilet paper clenched between lads' cheeks as they rushed to do a "down in one" (you can't lower your hands til your glass is drained) - People being tricked into drinking each others' piss - A kangaroo court imposing a punishment of "ralgex on the balls" to a poor unfortunate - A misguided loud drunken boast of "if that happens, I'll eat my own shit..." ending with, well, you know... Rugger buggers do daft stuff. They did dafter stuff 25 years ago before phones with cameras, social media and ubiquitous CCTV, ie when you could get away with it. Cameron's predicament is amusing, but it's not important.
Captain... Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 About the time Cameron was (allegedly) doing this, I played club and university rugby (deffo not Oxbridge, by the way). Off the top of my head I can remember: - 50 of us loudly singing "the pigfvcker" song. In public. About every week. - Setting fire to toilet paper clenched between lads' cheeks as they rushed to do a "down in one" (you can't lower your hands til your glass is drained) - People being tricked into drinking each others' piss - A kangaroo court imposing a punishment of "ralgex on the balls" to a poor unfortunate - A misguided loud drunken boast of "if that happens, I'll eat my own shit..." ending with, well, you know... Rugger buggers do daft stuff. They did dafter stuff 25 years ago before phones with cameras, social media and ubiquitous CCTV, ie when you could get away with it. Cameron's predicament is amusing, but it's not important. Amusing? It's fvcking hilarious, not so much that he did it, but that he was unable to stop this information coming out and it was his "friend" and huge tory party donor that produced the knife and the Daily Mail that plunged it in. It is embarrassing for him on a massive scale that people he trusted have turned on him, and the nature of the allegations are such that people will struggle to take him seriously on the international stage. It hasn't completely undermined his credibility but it has certainly taken a hit.
Buce Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 A gift. And he keeps on giving, even after an edit. I notice you use Shaw's quotes. You do know that he was a conchie who supported Stalin until he grew up and realised that he had been a bit of a tit. Same as Orwell, and the Webb's for that matter. The left always think they are smug intellectual know alls, but there always proved wrong in the end.
Claridge Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 A gift. Bloody English is definitely improving. Being one of the first Pakis at Mary Linwood in the 80s(Hindu,Uganda Asian, but never mind) thank you for correcting any mistakes made
The Doctor Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Just for reference, responses go outside of the quotes...
TheUltimateWinner Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Young person misbehaving shocker. I'm sure there's worse going on during freshers right now.
Guest Bilo Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 PRESS RELEASE: There has been a statement regarding the alleged PIG GATE incident during David Cameron's days at Oxford.'I wish to apologise to all of my family for any embarrassment caused by the latest revelations. I look back in shame at the days when I allowed myself to get involved in such humiliating and ill-considered antics with such a repulsive and reviled creature.' said Porky, from Oxford.
Strokes Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 PRESS RELEASE: There has been a statement regarding the alleged PIG GATE incident during David Cameron's days at Oxford.'I wish to apologise to all of my family for any embarrassment caused by the latest revelations. I look back in shame at the days when I allowed myself to get involved in such humiliating and ill-considered antics with such a repulsive and reviled creature.' said Porky, from Oxford.
BlueSi13 Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 Thanks for the helpful advice. Maybe next time you should refrain from trolling like all the other idiots and you won't receive replies pointing out your childish stupidity. So you've gone and done the exact same thing again. Sorry to break it to you but you really aren't anywhere near as intelligent as you think you are. Somebody has a very slight dig at your top boy and you've absolutely pissed your pants. You've embarrassed yourself.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 You've embarrassed yourself. Maybe. Not really up with the pig thing though, is it?
RobHawk Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 How did I miss this today? WOW! I agree it's a non story politically, but the Tory donor and press put it out there, so it would be rude not to comment. Firstly, I've done seen and heard about many embarrassing, disgusting and downright diabolical initiation ceremonies but what is it with toffs? Sticking your todger in a dead animal is just ****ing weird! I don't know where to start. Second, those trying to say this is a non story, after god save the fooking top button gate last week, get real! This is on a different scale all together. I'll prove it to, imagine you found out your best mate didn't sing the national anthem and had there top button undone, on a scale of 1-10, how much would you take the piss? Now consider that against you finding out they put their manhood in the oral cavity of a dead pig! There's no contest. Number 3, it reminds me on one of my favourite jokes which I will now adapt just for the purpose of this thread. What's blue and smells like pork? Cams cock! (Not as good as the kermis jk IMHO) Finally, where's mattp? Didn't he have a pig incident once? Or was it just a fatty?
The Horse's Mouth Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 I bet him and his tory mates regularly gangbang dead pigs while laughing at the poor imo
Alf Bentley Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 I note that Ashcroft's co-writer, Isabel Oakeshott, is saying that the source for the dead pig story is: "a distinguished Oxford contemporary" of Cameron's, who is now an MP..... That's a pretty short shortlist, I'd say. Anyone think of a person meeting that description who might have a motive to knife him.....maybe someone with a thick mop of blond hair.....?
Benji Posted 21 September 2015 Posted 21 September 2015 I note that Ashcroft's co-writer, Isabel Oakeshott, is saying that the source for the dead pig story is: "a distinguished Oxford contemporary" of Cameron's, who is now an MP..... That's a pretty short shortlist, I'd say. Anyone think of a person meeting that description who might have a motive to knife him.....maybe someone with a thick mop of blond hair.....? One more clue please, I think I've almost got it.
Rincewind Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 When I said it was a non-story I meant politically. There is another story emerging re Ashcroft and Cameron which is a much bigger scandal and could embarrass Cameron and the government more. I have only seen the headline via my phone on Facebook so cannot confirm the validity but I expect it to appear somewhere on Foxestalk within the next day or so.
Rincewind Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 Is this where David Cameron left his kids?
Buce Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 Ashcroft is now claiming Cameron lied to the electorate about his (Ashcroft's) non-dom tax status. That is far more damaging politically, if true.
Nick Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 When I said it was a non-story I meant politically. There is another story emerging re Ashcroft and Cameron which is a much bigger scandal and could embarrass Cameron and the government more. I have only seen the headline via my phone on Facebook so cannot confirm the validity but I expect it to appear somewhere on Foxestalk within the next day or so. It's on the first page, Ken.
Mike Oxlong Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 I note that Ashcroft's co-writer, Isabel Oakeshott, is saying that the source for the dead pig story is: "a distinguished Oxford contemporary" of Cameron's, who is now an MP..... That's a pretty short shortlist, I'd say. Anyone think of a person meeting that description who might have a motive to knife him.....maybe someone with a thick mop of blond hair.....? Maybe someone was a participant rather than an observer
Sir Fynwy Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 Lots of shady clubs like the Bullingdon have initiations that are designed to make sure the members have 'dirt' on each other and a good reason to stay loyal to the group, I wouldn't be surprised if sticking your cock in dead animals is one of the tamer rituals.
Captain... Posted 22 September 2015 Posted 22 September 2015 Lots of shady clubs like the Bullingdon have initiations that are designed to make sure the members have 'dirt' on each other and a good reason to stay loyal to the group, I wouldn't be surprised if sticking your cock in dead animals is one of the tamer rituals. The fact that people who are part of this elite club are turning on the most powerful elected official in the country, aided by one of the most widely read typically Tory supporting newspapers is more significant than the actual post pigor mortis mouth rape.
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