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Sir Jamie Vardy

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Posted

please don't let jeff get knighted, probably end up beheading himself

 

 

A distinct possibility with Demarai Gray, judging from the helicopter rotor near-miss.

Posted

Unlikely that an individual player like Vardy would get an honour for a single outstanding season, surely....even without considering the "Jap" controversy.

 

Wes Morgan CBE (if he's not ruled himself out by opting for Jamaica?) isn't out of the question - or an honorary knighthood for Claudio, particularly given his gentlemanly manner? 

Posted

I haven't bothered to read the article because it's nonsense to suggest that JV could be knighted. (Unless England were to go on and win the euros with him playing an integral part and even then, how many of the '66 boys were recognised in this way?). If he can continue with his charity work re football development then he can perhaps look forward to an OBE to reflect that.

Papers making suggestions like this actually belittle our achievement by trivialising it. what these guys have done is beyond all this nonsense.

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"Gordon Taylor, the Professional Footballers’ Association chief executive, has implored the state to award all of Leicester City’s players knighthoods following their improbable achievement of winning the Premier League this season."

 

Any article that has an opening paragraph like this should be ignored. Gordon Taylor is a fvckin halfwit.

Posted

Him and Phil could have a nice chat!

 

Scene 1 (Buckingham Palace)

 

Phil: So, James, do you still play up front with that slitty-eyed chap?

Jamie: I been educated not to use that "Jap" word any more. If you chat shit, do you get banged off your missus?

Phil: Blasted woman never gives it out any more! Does your missus wear tartan knickers?

Jamie: None at all, mate. She goes commando.

Phil: Great fighting force, the Commandos. I commanded a brigade in Greece during the war, don't you know?

Jamie: Greece?! Don't talk to me about Greece after what those Zorbas did to our boss!

Phil: Dash it, you blighter! Chat shit about my people and I'll have your guts for garters!

 

(Exit Phil & Jamie, rolling and scrapping across the polished marble floors, gouging one another with ceremonial swords as they go)

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Posted

He's got bucket loads of adulation and rewards.

 

Whilst some 'Sir's' are undeserving he's fairly close to the back of the queue.

 

World cup squad 1966?!

Posted

what a great ending to the film having sir jamie of chat shit get banged getting a knighthood and avin a party with the royals(would love to see the queen with claudio)

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