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New chants and songs

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OHHH MATTY MATTY, MATTY, MATTY, MATTY, MATTY OAKLEY!!!

(Garry Parker Style)

When was the last time there was a passionat "When you're smiling" sung?

Just bring back some of the old Filbo chants about opposition aswell

i.e. in your Derby Slum, you look in the dustbin for something to eat etc.

There's a couple...

AND... Just in case anybody forgot the real problem... GET RID OF HEY JUDE!!!

na na na Leicester hardly challenges the imagination does it?

not saying its anywhere near as good as Filbert Street

but i would hazzard a guess that you sit in the kop?

L1 is the place to be for singing

Edited by LCFC-ARAB
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(To the Iwan Is A Welshman tune)

Mike Ashley is magic

and his wallet too

he's lost all his millions

and left you in the poo

He's fooked up your team

and brought you all back down

Why don't you bring back Shearer

Your circus needs a clown!

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Even Shearer, even Shearer, even Shearer thinks you're shit

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In your Geordie slums

they've closed all the docks

and they've closed all the pits

Shearer's not here

even he thinks you're shit

In your Geordie slums

You can't afford plates

so you eat off the floor

your kids are on crack

and your girlfriend's a whore

In your Geordie slums

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(To the Iwan Is A Welshman tune)

Mike Ashley is magic

and his wallet too

he's lost all his millions

and left you in the poo

He's fooked up your team

and brought you all back down

Why don't you bring back Shearer

Your circus needs a clown!

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Even Shearer, even Shearer, even Shearer thinks you're shit

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In your Geordie slums

they've closed all the docks

and they've closed all the pits

Shearer's not here

even he thinks you're shit

In your Geordie slums

You can't afford plates

so you eat off the floor

your kids are on crack

and your girlfriend's a whore

In your Geordie slums

I should find all that shockingly offensive but i cant help laughing lol

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For those who can remember this tune...

Alvin Stardust My coo ca Choo

Yann Yann Kermorgant

I really love the things that you do

Come on ! Love-a-me too

Won't you be my Kermorgant

Sweetness - I like your finesse

I love the way you know you're the best

I'm in love! an' I'm in a mess

I really want you Kermorgant

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(To the Iwan Is A Welshman tune)

Mike Ashley is magic

and his wallet too

he's lost all his millions

and left you in the poo

He's fooked up your team

and brought you all back down

Why don't you bring back Shearer

Your circus needs a clown!

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Even Shearer, even Shearer, even Shearer thinks you're shit

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In your Geordie slums

they've closed all the docks

and they've closed all the pits

Shearer's not here

even he thinks you're shit

In your Geordie slums

You can't afford plates

so you eat off the floor

your kids are on crack

and your girlfriend's a whore

In your Geordie slums

Quality i love it!

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There needs to be a chant for Neilson's long throws.

Like how Stoke do this 'Oooh!' thing when Delap throws his.

How about we all shout "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when he's running up to take the throw.

That's very intimidating.

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Ritchie Wellens needs a decent chant

To the tune of Dedicated follower of fashion;

They seek him here, they seek him there,

His passing's great, but never square.

It will make or break him 'cause hes cooler than the rest,

His name is Richie Wellens and he is the best!

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

His first touch and tackling are of a top class

He plays like Arsenal hence his pass, pass and pass

'Cause he's Richie Wellens and he is the best!

:ph34r:

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To the tune of Dedicated follower of fashion;

They seek him here, they seek him there,

His passing's great, but never square.

It will make or break him 'cause hes cooler than the rest,

His name is Richie Wellens and he is the best!

:ph34r:

Like the first verse, not sure about the second

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For Wellens.......

To the tune of London Bridge

Riiichie Wellens pulls the strings

pulls the strings, pulls the strings

Richie Wellens pulls the strings

In mid-field

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Wellens is our general, Wellens is our general ala lala

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For the Neilson throws just an idea....

finish the OOOOOOoooooooo build up with

WHOOOOOSH!

It's just as gay as it sounds but fook it, it's good to be different.

Edited by iancognito
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You can shove ya Alan Shearer up your arse

You can shove ya Alan Shearer up your arse

You can shove ya Alan Shearer

Shove ya Alan Shearer

Shove ya Alan Shearer up your arse

SIDEWAYS!!!!

And then....

OHHHHHHHHH Garry Garry

Garry Garry Garry Garry Linekar.

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