New chants and songs

[hackneyfox]

Human League - Don't you want me baby

 

 

DON'T YOU WANT US RIYAD ?
YOU WERE PLAYING FOR A XXXXXX TEAM IN THE FRENCH LEAGUE 2 WHEN WE MET YOU.....WE PICKED YOU OUT AND SHOOK YOU UP AND TURNED YOU AROUND - TURNED YOU INTO SOMEONE NEW ! NOW 5 YEARS LATER ON YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD AT YOUR FEET, SUCCESS HAS BEEN SO EASY FOR YOU..... BUT DON'T FORGET IT'S US THAT PUT YOU WHERE YOU ARE NOW.... AND WE CAN PUT YOU BACK DOWN TOO......... IT'S MUCH TOO LATE TO SIGN, SO YOU THINK YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND..... YOU'D BETTER CHANGE IT BACK OR WE WILL BOTH BE SORRY !!!!! DON'T YOU WANT US RIYAD ? DON'T YOU WANT US OH OH OH OH

 

Lifted from Bentley's, did he lift it from here?

Edited 6 February 2018 by hackneyfox

[Bristol fox ....]

He put his dummy in

his dummy out

in out in out 

he spat the fuker out

he could of gone to city

But there offer was shite

We want the w••••r out

ohhhh riyad mahrez

ohhhh riyad mahrez

ohhhh riyad mahrez

We dont want you at our club

 

Edited 6 February 2018 by Bristol fox ....

[Foxxed]

On 2/1/2018 at 15:58, Paddy_D said:

Bring your nappies

and your Farleys

This is the only decent chant. The rest are god awful.

[Mehrez]

Thought I’d have a go at expanding the Diabate chant..

 

When he scores a goal for us 

We go out of our head

He scores them from the right

He scores them from the left

And all the goals he scores for us

And all the goals he makes

We just can’t get enough

We just can’t get enough

 

He cuts inside when he scores a goal

And we just can’t seem to get enough of

 

Du du du du du du du du du Diabate 

Edited 6 February 2018 by Mehrez

[LacosteGwyn]

To the tune of bow down mister, Boy George.....

 

Bow down mister

Harry McGuire's banging your sister

Bow down mister

Harry Harry Harry....

 

Or swap 2nd line for...

Harry McGuire's gonna captain England.....

 

I reckon this could work...

Edited 7 February 2018 by LacosteGwyn

[Mehrez]

To the tune of Do Wah Diddy Diddy:

 

There he was just scorin a goal, singing

Oh N’didi diddy dum N’didi do

Taking the ball off all of you, singing

Oh N’didi diddy dum N’didi do

 

 

[WigstonWanderer]

Man U’s Twenty Times

 

Only once, only once Leicester City 

Only once is enough for me

Only once, only once Leicester City 

We went and won the Premier League

 

Posted elsewhere, but not sufficient response for me to give up my day job.

 

Edit: Just remembered, don’t really have much of a day job.

Edited 8 February 2018 by WigstonWanderer

[FLAN]

 

On 06/02/2018 at 16:25, hackneyfox said:

Human League - Don't you want me baby

 

 

DON'T YOU WANT US RIYAD ?
YOU WERE PLAYING FOR A XXXXXX TEAM IN THE FRENCH LEAGUE 2 WHEN WE MET YOU.....WE PICKED YOU OUT AND SHOOK YOU UP AND TURNED YOU AROUND - TURNED YOU INTO SOMEONE NEW ! NOW 5 YEARS LATER ON YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD AT YOUR FEET, SUCCESS HAS BEEN SO EASY FOR YOU..... BUT DON'T FORGET IT'S US THAT PUT YOU WHERE YOU ARE NOW.... AND WE CAN PUT YOU BACK DOWN TOO......... IT'S MUCH TOO LATE TO SIGN, SO YOU THINK YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND..... YOU'D BETTER CHANGE IT BACK OR WE WILL BOTH BE SORRY !!!!! DON'T YOU WANT US RIYAD ? DON'T YOU WANT US OH OH OH OH

 

Lifted from Bentley's, did he lift it from here?

You can update the chorus now

 

PEP DONT WANT YOU BABY

PEP DONT WANT YOU NOWWW

 

[FLAN]

Special one for Saturday 

singin the blues 

 

He's never felt more like singing the Blues

on deadline day he didn’t move

Oh Mahrez

You're staying with the real blues

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[FLAN]

Or

Temp Leroy Sane

youre just a temp Leroy Sane

 

[Vulpecula]

3 hours ago, Mehrez said:

To the tune of Do Wah Diddy Diddy:

 

There he was just scorin a goal, singing

Oh N’didi diddy dum N’didi do

Taking the ball off all of you, singing

Oh N’didi diddy dum N’didi do

 

 

Pretty decent! 

[FLAN]

To the Rehab tune

 

Pep tried to make us sell him Riyad

We said No,no,no

Our owners don’t crack

Now he won’t come back, no show show show 

Diabate’s down the line  

We’ve got Ndidi we’ll be fine 

Pep no longer wants you Riyad 

He said No, no,no 

 

yes i I am bored at work 

 

 

[Fox92]

5 hours ago, Mehrez said:

To the tune of Do Wah Diddy Diddy:

 

There he was just scorin a goal, singing

Oh N’didi diddy dum N’didi do

Taking the ball off all of you, singing

Oh N’didi diddy dum N’didi do

 

 

Ndidi does need this tune.

[Fox92]

On 2/4/2018 at 08:18, Voll Blau said:

Fvcking hell. Never heard any of that in the Kop thankfully.

Have you seen that guy on twitter who's had "Mardy" on the back of his shirt. The captions says "will be seen at Manchester City on Saturday".

 

I just hope he's stood nowhere near me.

[Jordan]

28 minutes ago, Fox92 said:

Have you seen that guy on twitter who's had "Mardy" on the back of his shirt. The captions says "will be seen at Manchester City on Saturday".

 

I just hope he's stood nowhere near me.

One for 

 

[Voll Blau]

1 hour ago, Fox92 said:

Have you seen that guy on twitter who's had "Mardy" on the back of his shirt. The captions says "will be seen at Manchester City on Saturday".

 

I just hope he's stood nowhere near me.

Yeah, what an attention-seeking pissflap. Hope someone decks him.

[moseeds]

Great news about Riyad coming back, hopefully the team and fans will welcome him back with open arms. So here's a ditty in homage:

 

To the tune of 'Go West' by the Pet Shop Boys:

 

(Together) we will fly so high
(Together) bring back the glory time
(Together) we will start life new
(Together) this is what we'll do

 

Ri-yaad
life is peaceful here

 

Ri-yaad
stay in leicester-shire

 

Ri-yaad
your shirt is royal blue

 

Ri-yaad
and you'll be a winner too

 

 

 

[Number 6]

Oh, we don't know why he's leaving

Or where he's gonna go

We guess he's got his reasons 

But we just don't want to know

Coz for the last 4 years

Playing in Leicester blue, it's Mahrez,

Mahrez, where the **** is Mahrez?

[foxes21]

We love you Mahrez

We do

We love you Mahrez

We do

 

Oh Mahrez we love you 

 

 

[1972 Fox]

Anyone fancy getting this going tomorrow (Duran Duran Rio tune)?

Open to suggestions that might improve the lyrics.

 

His name is Riyad the most skilful in the land
So Pep's poor offer was rejected out of hand
And when he shines he really shows you all he can
Oh Riyad, Riyad we all hope you understand

[PC1984]

I’ll never forget 2016

when Leicester won the premier league

can we win it you all said no

then vardy scored 11 in a row

5000-1 5000-1 

premier league champions 

5000-1

[NorthfieldsFox]

Posted elsewhere : sorry for double post 

 

Man city aren’t so rich after all 

 

 

MAHREZ 

 

You can’t afford Mahrez 

 

you can’t afford Mahrez 

 

You can’t afford Mahrez 

 

MAHREZ 

 

You Can’t afford Mahrez 

 

You can’t afford Mahrez 

 

You can’t afford Mahrez 

 

MAHREZ ...........

[RutlanderFox]

For Saturday to send a message to the Mancs

 

We’ve got Mahrez, Riyad Mahrez,

I just don’t think you’ll understand

that 50 million’s not enough,

we’ll never let you bluff

now you know where Top and Vichai stand 

 

Edited 10 February 2018 by RutlanderFox

[Foxxed]

They're just a poor club

Nobody loves them

Spare them two bob

For Riyad Mahrez

 

Will you let him go?

Noo..... we will not let him go.

Let him go?

Noooo... we will not let him go.

Let him go?

Noooo... we will not let him go.

 

No, no, no, no!

 

And repeat.

Edited 9 February 2018 by Foxxed

[Foxxed]

Mahrezian Rhapsody (second version)

 

You're just a poor club
Nobody loves you

 

He's just a poor boy
From a poor family

 

Spare some change
For his transfer fee?

 

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...

 

Easy come, easy go
Will you let him go?
For 50, we will not let him go.
Let him goooo!
For 60, we will not let him go.
Let him goooo!
For 70, we will not let him go.

 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Edited 10 February 2018 by Foxxed