Guest the fox Posted 9 November 2016 Posted 9 November 2016 Any one that watches boxing knows that an old boxer with a huge gap in power between his dominant hand and his weak hand is the easiest target. he is too predictable. You only have to attack his dominant side so he can not attack you with full force. You have to go to work on his good side. Let's say his dominant hand is his right. And his signature move is the right hook. In our case. the fighter is Leicester city. And the right hook is mahrez. Let's call the fighter filbert fox. Mr fox was the dark horse of the last tournament. No one predicted that he was gonna win (I heard he had 1/5000 chance to win). But he won nonetheless. But this time mr fox is weaker. His mid section is weaker. The shape of His abs changed from a majestic black warrior-like abs to a loosened up old king's from the medieval era. His defense is not the same. He can't take big shots to the gut any more. His ribs are now exposed. Prime mr fox didn't have only his right hook. He had lightning fast left jabs that ended a lot of his opponents. But this year his left jabs are not working. Maybe Because The opponents are minimizing the holes between the defensive hand and the face. Or maybe the redbull is taking a toll on his jab speed. His left side is not the same. But the most frightening thing were his legs. His stand was like a Rock. He didn't have the most amazing foot work (in our case the ability to pass from the CB position). But he was solid (wow. Mr fox really let him self go). He steps to the ring. The opponent saw his weakend mid section. There is no abs to protect his gut. BOOM!!. A blow sends a shiver down mr fox's spine. He is barely standing. The crowd screams "The mighty defense of his has disappeared". The opponent started to hit his offensively strong right side. A blow to the right rib. And a blow to the right shoulder. Time and time again. Now is mr fox's time to hit back. He started a series of left jabs. " why my jabs are slower. I can't hit him" mr fox was talking to himself. He thought "if I can't close the space by using my left jabs. I will try to use my foot work". But that backfired. His legs are old. He never had a good foot work to begin with. It is like teaching an old dog a new trick. And the moment he tried to move his legs. BAMM!!!. "OHHHH!!!!!. MR COCKNEY with the hammer". Mr fox lost vision for a few seconds. Now mr fox has bruised ribs. aching stomach and a no good left jab. "My last hope is my signature right hook" mr fox said to himself with a slight grin. He is now attacking. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!. DOWN!!. DOWN!!!!! MR FOX IS KNOCKED OUT" the announcer is screaming. "the crowd is hysterical. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION". "What happend to mr fox". His fans screamed for a replay. And they were shocked. Mr fox looked like an amateur. He tried the right hook. It was too weak. The bruised right ribs and shoulder effected his right hook. The hook did not connect. He was exposed for the counter that put him to the ground. TL;DR: no matter how strong your canon is. If you don't have a good platform You can't hit any one with it Sorry for taking a lot of your time guys. I hope you enjoyed
danny. Posted 9 November 2016 Posted 9 November 2016 51 minutes ago, the fox said: The crowd screams "The mighty defense of his has desepeard" This was my favourite bit
Guest the fox Posted 9 November 2016 Posted 9 November 2016 1 hour ago, danny. said: This was my favourite bit Sorry. Fixed it. I Don't know why autocorrect changed it to that. My bad
brucey Posted 9 November 2016 Posted 9 November 2016 Decent analogy, made me laugh, good job, have a +1
ajthefox Posted 9 November 2016 Posted 9 November 2016 The thought of a one armed boxer makes me think of this... Tis but a scratch..
Chico1958 Posted 10 November 2016 Posted 10 November 2016 6 hours ago, foxy boxing said: we just have to roll with the punches We're a bit more like this at moment though
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