Nick Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 4 minutes ago, Kitchandro said: Don't get me started on coffee and tea. Firstly I don't get why people need so many a day. At home we can't get through a tv show without someone asking everyone if they want one so we have to have an interval for that. And then I have to here about how they got no sleep because of it. Secondly what's the point in decaf? Just have water you muppets. Thirdly they both smell and look disgusting. I'd make them banned substances if I was in charge. You and @Rob1742 should marry. Who'd have thought that there would be somebody out there for either of you moaning tarts.
bovril Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 1 hour ago, Darkon84 said: Anyone who genuinely feels the neeeeeeeeed to have a coffee in the morning or 'can't function without one' is a bit of prat to be honest, you're just a poor man's alcoholic. Spot on. There's a begger outside my flat that just reeks of cappuccino, even at 7 in the morning. I just know he spends the loose change down his local Cafe Nero. And don't get me started on that caffeine addict cvnt in the news who downs three americanos and slaps his missus around. Not his fault I suppose, that's coffee for you. Yeah, you've really hit the nail on the head with your post there.
StanSP Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 you have to be pretty much of a big w**ker yourself to get so worked up about other people's coffee/tea drinking habits.
Mike Oxlong Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 Coffee shops are great venues for spotting MILFs in their natural habitat.
bovril Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 12 minutes ago, StanSP said: you have to be pretty much of a big w**ker yourself to get so worked up about other people's coffee/tea drinking habits. We're talking about England, where people constantly get worked up and where you can't simply like a thing without it saying something about your class / age / income / political position / etc...
Renart Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 I don't like Bovril - it is drunk by old, poor, working class, fascists etc...
bovril Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 2 minutes ago, Renart said: I don't like Bovril - it is drunk by old, poor, working class, fascists etc... 1 out of 4 isn't bad.
Darkon84 Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 26 minutes ago, bovril said: Spot on. There's a begger outside my flat that just reeks of cappuccino, even at 7 in the morning. I just know he spends the loose change down his local Cafe Nero. And don't get me started on that caffeine addict cvnt in the news who downs three americanos and slaps his missus around. Not his fault I suppose, that's coffee for you. Yeah, you've really hit the nail on the head with your post there. 3 minutes ago, bovril said: We're talking about England, where people constantly get worked up and where you can't simply like a thing without it saying something about your class / age / income / political position / etc... Bloody hell mate, don't get so wound up over a bit of a joke over peoples need for coffee, I think most people could clearly see it was a jokey over exaggeration. I'm sorry if you really love coffee that much! Loving the irony in the second post though, about people getting worked up. Great effort there chap, great effort
bovril Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 2 minutes ago, Darkon84 said: Bloody hell mate, don't get so wound up over a bit of a joke over peoples need for coffee, I think most people could clearly see it was a jokey over exaggeration. I'm sorry if you really love coffee that much! Loving the irony in the second post though, about people getting worked up. Great effort there chap, great effort Dude I'm the absolute picture of calmness as I post this, especially after my 4 o'clock coffee! And I think you could see it was a jokey over exaggeration in response to a jokey over exaggeration...
leicesterlad1989 Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 36 minutes ago, bovril said: Spot on. There's a begger outside my flat that just reeks of cappuccino, even at 7 in the morning. I just know he spends the loose change down his local Cafe Nero. And don't get me started on that caffeine addict cvnt in the news who downs three americanos and slaps his missus around. Not his fault I suppose, that's coffee for you. Yeah, you've really hit the nail on the head with your post there. I have to admit it took me a couple of reads of this post to realise the sarcasm See as a non-coffee drinker, I can't help but think, if I had an afternoon coffee, I may be more alert to such sarcastic remarks.
Darkon84 Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 8 minutes ago, bovril said: Dude I'm the absolute picture of calmness as I post this, especially after my 4 o'clock coffee! And I think you could see it was a jokey over exaggeration in response to a jokey over exaggeration... I'd written out an over exaggeration then about how coffee messes with your mind because it's not even 4 o clock, then remembered you're in Sofia Coffee's still shit though
bovril Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 1 minute ago, Darkon84 said: I'd written out an over exaggeration then about how coffee messes with your mind because it's not even 4 o clock, then remembered you're in Sofia I'm not actually. Just the one time zone ahead. I never have coffee past 5.
AjcW Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 5 hours ago, filbertway said: Rob's ex has definitely left him for a Barister about a year ago and now he's seen the wedding announced on Facebook. Rob also can't grow a beard.
AjcW Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 12 minutes ago, Darkon84 said: I'd written out an over exaggeration then about how coffee messes with your mind because it's not even 4 o clock, then remembered you're in Sofia Coffee's still shit though 8 minutes ago, bovril said: I'm not actually. Just the one time zone ahead. I never have coffee past 5. Sofia his location says Sofa! Think you two both need another Coffee
bovril Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 9 minutes ago, AjcW said: Sofia his location says Sofa! Think you two both need another Coffee People have couches in Eastern Europe. You're obviously a tea-drinking racist.
AjcW Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 Just now, bovril said: People have couches in Eastern Europe. You're obviously a tea-drinking racist. My sincere apologies, i'm going to go back to my Espresso from them there Pasta People.
VLC86 Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 Someone send Rob a dog that shits out cups of coffee asap.
Samilktray Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 2 hours ago, Kitchandro said: Don't get me started on coffee and tea. Firstly I don't get why people need so many a day. At home we can't get through a tv show without someone asking everyone if they want one so we have to have an interval for that. And then I have to here about how they got no sleep because of it. Secondly what's the point in decaf? Just have water you muppets. Thirdly they both smell and look disgusting. I'd make them banned substances if I was in charge. I know it's a bit of a running joke now but you literally must live the most miserable, hate filled life going.
Mike Oxlong Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 31 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said: Someone send Rob a dog that shits out cups of coffee asap. I would love one of these. Far preferable to having a dog that shits out shit A coffee shitting dog - we could call it a mocha spaniel.
ScouseFox Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 coffee is great tea is great drinking tea and watching tele with your housemates is also great drinking coffee from neros is well great sometimes gotta appreciate the world we live in. no such thing as neros 200 years ago. no such thing as yorkshire tea in Africa at Christmas time etc.
The People's Hero Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 3 hours ago, Kitchandro said: Don't get me started on coffee and tea. Firstly I don't get why people need so many a day. At home we can't get through a tv show without someone asking everyone if they want one so we have to have an interval for that. And then I have to here about how they got no sleep because of it. Secondly what's the point in decaf? Just have water you muppets. Thirdly they both smell and look disgusting. I'd make them banned substances if I was in charge. Saw your name and 'banned' in the same post and thought the powers that be had finally come to their senses.
Renart Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 44 minutes ago, MPH said: Are you allowed to eat cake with coffee? Coffee and cake do not go together in anyway what-so-ever..
Barky Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 52 minutes ago, MPH said: Are you allowed to eat cake with coffee? Coffee with coffee cake or a nice brownie is the stuff of dreams.
MPH Posted 4 January 2017 Posted 4 January 2017 24 minutes ago, Renart said: Coffee and cake do not go together in anyway what-so-ever.. So let me guess , surrender all my cake to you ?!
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