Foxestalk Biscuit WorldCup (Groups A-D vote)

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

The draw has been completed for the innuagural Foxestalk Biscuit World Cup

 

Seeds: Chocolate Digestive, Digestive, Custard Cream, Hobnobs, Rich Tea, Bourbon Cream, Gingernut, Jammy Dodger

 

Group A - Gingernut, Oaty Biscuits, Malted Milk, Nice Biscuits

Group B - Jammy Dodger, Almond Thins, Viennese Fingers, Shortcake

Group C - Bourbon Cream, Coconut Rings, Florentines, Chocolate Shortcake Ring

Group D - Hobnob, Shortbread Fingers, Garibaldi, Fig Rolls

 

Group E - Custard Cream, Chocolate & Ginger, Viscount, Shortcake

Group F - Rich Tea, Crunch Creams, Chocolate Malted Milk, Chocolate Hob Nob

Group G - Digestive, Oreo, Chocolate Chip Cookie, Party Rings

Group H - Chocolate Digestive, Chocolate Fingers, Amaretti, Dog Biscuit

 

Headlines

 

• Seeds Digestive and Rich Tea face difficult passage after being drawn in groups of death
• Jaffa Cake fails to make finals on account of being a cake (clue in the name)
• 4 legged friends delighted at being represented in draw via Dog biscuit
• Foreign biscuits glad to be drawn apart. but fear home fans bias

Group stage vote structure

 

• The biscuits drawn in each group will face off each other in a four way vote, with the top two going through to the last 16.
• There is only one vote per group
• Voting for this round is scheduled to close at 23:59 on the 22 December 2017

Edited 21 December 2017 by DJ Barry Hammond

[Guest seanfox778]

I’m excited!

[The Doctor]

It's custard creams. /thread

[stripeyfox]

Did Fig Rolls qualify for the finals?

[Strokes]

Sort it out baz ffs.

[Soar Fox]

Just give it to the chocolate hobnob.

[StanSP]

nice.

[stripeyfox]

FIg Roll v Custard Cream Final - anything else would be a travesty

 

Big shout for Hob Nob (non chocolate version) in 3rd place

 

[Aus Fox]

Does the Jaffa Cake qualify? Or are we trying to avoid controversy?

[Webbo]

Just now, Aus Fox said:

Does the Jaffa Cake qualify? Or are we trying to avoid controversy?

Don't go there, just, don't go there.

[Aus Fox]

What about the old scotch finger? No way it gets out of the group stage.

[stix]

Is this biscuits in general, or biscuits for dipping!? 

[Aus Fox]

Just now, Webbo said:

Don't go there, just, don't go there.

Oh mate, I'm so there, which way isn this going to play out?

[stripeyfox]

This is more exciting than the actual World Cup.

[foxoffderby]

Some heavy hitters involved. Group of death. Still think Jaffa cakes should get via the back door like when Denmark won the Euro's

[separator]

This really is like a world cup... must have been a few brown envelopes of cash passed around to allow Fig Rolls into this.

[StanSP]

how the fvck do you put Malted Milk and Nice in the same group.

 

Had a mare @DJ Barry Hammond

[DJ Barry Hammond]

Just now, StanSP said:

how the fvck do you put Malted Milk and Nice in the same group.

 

Had a mare @DJ Barry Hammond

 

I can't control what happens in a draw as convoluted as any the Carabao Cup has seen. 

[StanSP]

4 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

I can't control what happens in a draw as convoluted as any the Carabao Cup has seen. 

sepp blatter levels of corruption this is.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Confirmation of knock out structure (all fixtures to be played December)

 

Top half

 

Last 16 (to be played 23rd)

 

1.) Winner of Group A vs Runner up Group B

2.) Winner of Group C vs Runner up Group D 

3.) Winner of Group E vs Runner up Group F

4.) Winner of Group G vs Runner up Group H

 

Quarters (to be played 26th)

 

1.) Winner Match 1 vs Winner Match 2

2.) Winner Match 3 vs Winner Match 4

 

Semi's (to be played 28th)

 

Winner Match 1 vs Winner Match 2

 

Bottom half

 

Last 16 (to be played 24th)

 

1.) Winner of Group B vs Runner up Group A

2.) Winner of Group D vs Runner up Group C 

3.) Winner of Group F vs Runner up Group E

4.) Winner of Group H vs Runner up Group G

 

Quarters (to be played 27th)

 

1.) Winner Match 1 vs Winner Match 2

2.) Winner Match 3 vs Winner Match 4

 

Semi's (to be played (28th)

 

Winner Match 1 vs Winner Match 2

 

Finals

 

Third place playoff (29th)

 

Loser (Top half semi) vs Loser (Bottom half semi)

 

Final (30-31st)

 

Winner (Top half semi) vs Winner (Bottom half semi)

 

 

 

[Otis]

What Channel is this on?

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Foxestalk TV

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Groups A-D very weak,  and E-H a lot more competitive

[Samilktray]

Garibaldi and Fig roll in the same group. The biscuit equivalent of having Saudi Arabia and Andorra in a world cup group 

[Stadt]

Hobnobs are so overrated, a chocolate digestive is better than basically a weetabix with chocolate on. Naturally I'll eat them if they're there but idk they're the Spurs of biscuits with their ubiquity but aren't as good as the big hitters of the biscuit world.