DJ Barry Hammond Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Headlines Heartbreak for Custard Cream as it loses out by one vote Bourbon Creams domination continues, but will be subject to much sterner test in their semi Jammy Dodger has no answer to Hobnob's charms Chocolate Digestive chances melt away against the all powerful Chocolate Hobnob Confirmation of Semi-final ties Match 1) Bourbon Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie Match 2) Hobnob vs Chocolate Hobnob The vote for this round is scheduled to close on the 29th December at 23:59. In the event of a tie, the match will go to a penalty price shoot-out* Voting will remain sealed for this round. The FIBA competition committee would like to congratulate the four that have got this far and remind them that brown envelopes are still accepted, even at this late stage. *This will be judged on the average cost of an individual biscuit, as per a standard pack size bought from a local supermarket. 3
Guest Col city fan Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 It's gonna be bourbon v choc hob nob in the final. Then, who knows?
Sir Shep Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Yeah, custard cream is out, bourbon is in, stuff dreams are made of.
Samilktray Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Can't believe 2 different hob nobs have got this far, absolutely foul. 4
Izzy Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 I refuse to vote from now on. Not happy one little bit with that final four. This is the WORLD CUP of biscuits remember, and we’ve got fookin hob nobs and cookies in the semi finals FFS? Disgrace... 1
Jimothy Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Who are the two people voting for plain Hob Nobbs over the chocolate ones? Who's eating a Hob Nobb and thinking this is a nice biscuit, but I wouldn't want it with chocolate on? 1
Buce Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 8 minutes ago, Facecloth said: Who are the two people voting for plain Hob Nobbs over the chocolate ones? Who's eating a Hob Nobb and thinking this is a nice biscuit, but I wouldn't want it with chocolate on? Presumably the same weirdos that voted for Custard Creams in the previous round. 1 1
Tuna Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Abstaining from the second semi - can't stand hob nobs.
Benguin Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 How chocolate digestives lost is beyond me, who buys hobnobs?
The Doctor Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Genuinely the only thing that should have made it this far is the bourbon. What is wrong with you people?
Danizen Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 I've not been following this since the start. Did Fox's Golden Crunch or Red Velvet feature? If not, that's a travesty. If so, how the fvck did they lose?
Carl the Llama Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 The choc chip brigade are winding me up now, such an average biscuit has no right making it this far
Jimothy Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 1 hour ago, Buce said: Presumably the same weirdos that voted for Custard Creams in the previous round. Maybe. I just can't get that there are people who don't think most things like biscuits are improved by covering them in a layer of chocolate. It's like liking toast but not liking cheese on toast.
Strokes Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 19 minutes ago, Facecloth said: Maybe. I just can't get that there are people who don't think most things like biscuits are improved by covering them in a layer of chocolate. It's like liking toast but not liking cheese on toast. Its a farce that its an anonymous vote, we need to know who these freaks are. Disgusting animals.
Soar Fox Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Custard cream & bourbon are poverty biscuits. Oh I’ve only got £0.39p I’ll have to get some Aldi’s own custard creams or bourbons. You see someone with chocolate hobnobs in there cupboard you know they have a bit of class about them and they are sainsburys shoppers. 1 1
Otis Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 3 minutes ago, Steve_Walsh5 said: Custard cream & bourbon are poverty biscuits. Oh I’ve only got £0.39p I’ll have to get some Aldi’s own custard creams or bourbons. You see someone with chocolate hobnobs in there cupboard you know they have a bit of class about them and they are sainsburys shoppers. Biscuit snob
Strokes Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 2 minutes ago, Otis said: Biscuit snob He is right though, you can’t offer a guest a Bourbon or custard cream.
Buce Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 5 minutes ago, Strokes said: He is right though, you can’t offer a guest a Bourbon or custard cream. You can if you don't like them. 1
Izzy Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 I can’t read this thread anymore because it hurts when I laugh and my stitches might pop
Buce Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said: I can’t read this thread anymore because it hurts when I laugh and my stitches might pop Yeah, whoever said laughter is the best medicine hadn't just had stitches. Try the Joke thread - you'll be safe from laughter in there. Edited 28 December 2017 by Buce 1
The Doctor Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 23 minutes ago, Strokes said: He is right though, you can’t offer a guest a Bourbon or custard cream. tbf, offer them a hobnob and you're announcing that you've not got enough sense to just buy a proper digestive biscuit
Strokes Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Just now, The Doctor said: tbf, offer them a hobnob and you're announcing that you've not got enough sense to just buy a proper digestive biscuit I wouldn’t offer anyone I like a digestive biscuit because well, I like them.
The Doctor Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 Just now, Strokes said: I wouldn’t offer anyone I like a digestive biscuit because well, I like them. Digestives are quality. Hobnobs are a shit cross between them and flapjack. Either offer a pure digestive or a proper flapjack, not that shoddy halfway house that is designed to disappoint everyone.
Strokes Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 1 minute ago, The Doctor said: Digestives are quality. Hobnobs are a shit cross between them and flapjack. Either offer a pure digestive or a proper flapjack, not that shoddy halfway house that is designed to disappoint everyone. A digestive is basically a piece of cardboard, flavourless and for people with no taste. A flapjack is a cake, so I wouldn’t offer that to guest, unless they were stopping for an extended period around lunchtime.
Buce Posted 28 December 2017 Posted 28 December 2017 9 minutes ago, Strokes said: A digestive is basically a piece of cardboard, flavourless and for people with no taste. A flapjack is a cake, so I wouldn’t offer that to guest, unless they were stopping for an extended period around lunchtime. As a stand alone biscuit, I agree, but digestives are transformed with a nice ripe piece of Stilton on the top.
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