Quotes that actually can apply to Football

[Vardinio'sCat]

Fail to prepare, get stuffed by Villa.

[Vardinio'sCat]

'Everything I know most surely about morality and duty, I owe to an inflatable dinosaur.'

 

Albert Camus

[justfoxes]

Supporting Leicester City is like a box of Chocolates You never know what you’re gonna get !

Unless you look on the descriptive bit of card inside the box !!  

[Fish]

turn the crowd noise down and football is pretty shite...... just sayin

[Pliskin]

“We are better than the Mexicans” 

[Mike Oxlong]

Ash! Are you listening?” said a virtually hyperventilating Jonathan. “I’m here in the office and David Dein is saying they aren’t going to give you £60k a week. They’ve agreed £55k and this is their best and final offer. Are you happy with that?”

When I heard Jonathan (Barnett) repeat the figure of £55k, I nearly swerved off the road. “He is taking the piss, Jonathan!” I yelled down the phone. I was so incensed. I was trembling with anger. I couldn’t believe what I’d heard. I suppose it all started to fall apart for me from then on. I’d trusted Mr Dein to push the deal through.

[SeCrEt FoX]

On 19/10/2020 at 15:50, Nalis said:

'I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.'

 

- Demarai Gray

😂 This just stares me in the face because my missus thinks it looks good in the living room. 

[Jattdogg]

 

Not exactly a quote as we have some possible questions in it but well.....

 

I think you must have either your head in the clouds, or been away on holiday, or reporting on a different team, because if you don’t know the answer to that question . . your question is absolutely unbelievable, the fact you do not understand where I am coming from. If you don’t know the answer to that question then I think you are an ostrich. Your head must be in the sand. Is your head in the sand? Are you flexible enough to get your head in the sand? My suspicion would be no.

Edited 21 October 2020 by Jattdogg

[norwichfox]

Are you an Ostrich...

[Long Eaton Fox]

Football is a game of two calves, Vardys

[Gravel]

Trying is the first step to failure

 

Homer J Simpson

[Bob Farley]

Any holes a goal?

[worthosoriginals]

On 19/10/2020 at 17:33, worth_the_wait said:

Einstein: "insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

 

Tippy-tappy, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, lose possession, concede goal, lose match.

 

Repeat ...

We need to get hoofing the ball

[Royston.]

When life gives you lemon's...make them play right wing.

 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

I 'it the ball as 'ard as I could, and it flew in the back of the net.

[Stoopid]

Liam Clancy to Bob Dylan:

'Remember Bobby - no fear, no envy, no meanness.'

Not particularly football-specific (though it applies), but a pretty good way to live,  nevertheless.