All time LCFC bald match day squad

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

So obviously had time on my hands this morning, and have come up with my best all time folically challenged LCFC XI. Any thoughts or upgrades to this team of slap heads? Can you think of others with a bald bonce that should get in this side?

 

*players who were only bald very briefly (e.g. Muzzy) don’t count... though wary I may have broken that myself (in which case I deserve a slap)
 

First XI
Lars Hirschfeld

 

Danny Tiatto

Wayne Brown

Gary Coatsworth

Frank Sinclair

 

Cambiasso

Steve Agnew 

Lloyd Dyer

Danny Drinkwater

 

David Speedie

Iain Hume

 

Bench

Pegguy Arphexad

Roman Bednar

Diomansy Kamara 

Kevin Russell 

Mark Draper 

[Pliskin]

Can you count the likes of Drinky? 

[Jimothy]

I'd probably put Konchesky in at LB over Tiatto

[MGLCFC]

Matt Elliott has to be classed as bald, if Drinkwater and Draper are.

[VLC86]

We all dream of a team of Barry Hayles.

[SpacedX]

Rooster really should be starting and with players like Gunnlaugsson not even making the bench, good to know there's strength in depth. 

[Lcfc-1992]

Kante

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

12 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

I'd probably put Konchesky in at LB over Tiatto

That’s a great shout. How did I forget Konch!

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

8 minutes ago, Lcfc-1992 said:

Kante

Did he have hair? I was going to put Heskey but then a quick investigation indicated he had hair 

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

Updated:

 

First XI
Lars Hirschfeld

 

Matt Elliott

Wayne Brown

Paul Konchesky

Frank Sinclair

 

Cambiasso

Steve Agnew 

Lloyd Dyer

Danny Drinkwater

 

David Speedie

Iain Hume

 

Bench

Pegguy Arphexad

Roman Bednar

Diomansy Kamara 

Kevin Russell 

Mark Draper 

Danny Tiatto

Gary Coatsworth 

Arnar Gunlaugsson

[st albans fox]

Need to define bald better .....

 

drinks can’t qualify just cos he had a hair job ......

Edited 20 March 2021 by st albans fox

[kyleolly]

3 central midfielders and one winger along with 2 little men upfront will never work #pecdeckout

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

1 minute ago, st albans fox said:

Need to define bald better .....

The preference is obviously Gunlauggson levels of baldness, but will take an advanced receding hair line if I am forced to 

[Lcfc-1992]

13 minutes ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

Did he have hair? I was going to put Heskey but then a quick investigation indicated he had hair 

 

[st albans fox]

5 minutes ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

The preference is obviously Gunlauggson levels of baldness, but will take an advanced receding hair line if I am forced to 

Drinks can’t be included then???

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

1 minute ago, st albans fox said:

Drinks can’t be included then???

Kante in for Drinky

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

 

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Updated:

 

 

First XI
Lars Hirschfeld

 

Matt Elliott

Wayne Brown

Paul Konchesky

Frank Sinclair

 

Cambiasso

Steve Agnew 

Lloyd Dyer

N’golo Kante

 

David Speedie

Iain Hume

 

Bench

Pegguy Arphexad

Roman Bednar

Diomansy Kamara 

Kevin Russell 

Mark Draper 

Danny Tiatto

Gary Coatsworth 

Arnar Gunlaugsson

[KFS]

This is the content we love to see.

 

Is this bald?

[mozartfox]

The 'Doog' and Andy 'Sweep-over' Lochhead.

[IsItMuzzy]

Who's the manager? Ian Holloway? 

[st albans fox]

I’m not sure that brown and frank are going to be able to play alongside each other  ........ 

[surrifox]

9 minutes ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

The preference is obviously Gunlauggson levels of baldness, but will take an advanced receding hair line if I am forced to 

Gerriminn ! 

[st albans fox]

12 minutes ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

The preference is obviously Gunlauggson levels of baldness, but will take an advanced receding hair line if I am forced to 

Can we be certain that some of these were actually bald as opposed to semi receding and then shaving their head ? 

[Finnegan]

As if you dropped the legend Coatsworth to keep that cvnt Brown 

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

16 minutes ago, KFS said:

This is the content we love to see.

 

Is this bald?

I did consider GTF, but came to the conclusion he was too hairy up top