F****** I get married in three days

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, casablancas said:

Fuxk me. It’s today !!! And I really hate spurs 

That's your wife's job! Don't use that in the speech though

 

Have a good one. Soon, you will be like me almost 12 years later with kids and more action from Palmela Handerson. 

 

[ozleicester]

On 01/05/2022 at 03:48, Vlad the Fox said:

nice words about your wife but don’t paint her as the complete angel, add an amusing story about a small flaw of hers, something daft she does or an odd habit.

do NOT do this!

Good luck

[kingkisnorbo]

Good luck my friend! 

[Vlad the Fox]

6 hours ago, ozleicester said:

do NOT do this!

Good luck

 

I don’t mean something like ‘she’s got a big arse but I love it’ 

 

When I got married I picked on a certain aspect of her organisational skills and how it was a danger to my life.

 

I’m not tying to destroy the man on his big day it was advice from a legit website.  
 

I stand by the mother-in-law jokes though. You’ve got to get at least one in however well or not you get on with her. This may now not be sound advice mind  

Edited 2 May 2022 by Vlad the Fox

[Foxhateram]

RUN while you still can! 

[Jattdogg]

You alive mate?  Shagging for days now uninterupted?

[weller54]

That series 'The Split' was good.

[NYC Fox Fan]

Did you make it to the alter??

[Jattdogg]

On 30/04/2022 at 21:48, Strokes said:

Get pissed and windmill your nob in front of everyone.

 

2 hours ago, NYC Fox Fan said:

Did you make it to the alter??

Think strokes gave him some advice which may have resulted in an annulment or death by MIL.

 

Do we need to send in a search party?

[deejdeej]

So we've learnt that asking for advice on a speech from Foxestalk may lead to going missing or worse.

[Lambert09]

I got married in Mexico, as we decided rather than make one halfs family travel, have everyone. It was obviously a little different and rather than having a DJ we had an ipod plugged in, but what I did which was my best decision was time everything by the music. I knew exactly when things would be, based on that. It was so helpful because rather than time keeping, id know that if when I heard X song that it was time for the father daughter dance or the speech's. Worked out very nicely.  

Edited 4 May 2022 by Lambert09

[ozleicester]

Disappointed he didn't return to FT on his wedding nite to update us all

[yorkie1999]

9 hours ago, NYC Fox Fan said:

Did you make it to the alter??

Set fire to the church after knocking a candle off the alter with his knob.

[weller54]

3 hours ago, ozleicester said:

Disappointed he didn't return to FT on his wedding nite to update us all

Was proud of the boy, but he couldn't quite find the quality in the final third. 😂

[fazzyfox]

Don't tell me.....it was a clip on wireless mic, popped to the loo to relieve the nerves (ala Naked Gun, 2 or 3), then got talking about the in-laws and returned to a roomful of stunned silence .

[casablancas]

****ing hell boys and girls. It’s actually taken me three days to recover. Mainly alcohol fuelled I’ll admit. But emotional too. Jesus what a day. 

Edited 5 May 2022 by casablancas

[casablancas]

Firstly I ****ing hate spurs. My Jamie Vardy joke intro into my dad went down well and we even had a dilly ding and dilly dong. Father in law is a forest fan so when he was giving me shit with that I had all best me reveal city tops. 
 

what a day. I absolutely loved it and for anyone having doubts, if you truly love her or him do it. 

[casablancas]

[Saxondale]

Congratulations mate!

[Jattdogg]

Go on son! Welcome to the brown life! Lol congrats to you and the wife!

[casablancas]

27 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Go on son! Welcome to the brown life! Lol congrats to you and the wife!

Absolutely love it. Smashing barriers and tradition. Although I’ve got the Indian party June. I think that may take about ten years off my life. 

[Jattdogg]

1 minute ago, casablancas said:

Absolutely love it. Smashing barriers and tradition. Although I’ve got the Indian party June. I think that may take about ten years off my life. 

 your kids will be half and half like me then lol.

 

What is your wife's background catholic? Hindu? Sikh?

[casablancas]

3 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

 your kids will be half and half like me then lol.

 

What is your wife's background catholic? Hindu? Sikh?

Sikh my man. Yeah tbh I think for us it’ll be about letting them explore their heritage in their own time. 

[casablancas]

Just now, casablancas said:

Sikh my man. Yeah tbh I think for us it’ll be about letting them explore their heritage in their own time. 

Make up their own mind on religion etc. 

[Nalis]

Congrats, glad all went well