Eurovision

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Most annoying act of the night is Italy moving like they're glitching on GTA3 - if there's any justice there'll finish bottom of the pile

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hope everyone is enjoying the #FTWatchAlong

[Riyad_Suarez]

6 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Full on tit on show from the Maneskin bassist. I paused on Sky to confirm 

First song or second? 

[tom27111]

Whatever the result, we all truly know that Moldova are the peoples champion.

[The Horse's Mouth]

Just now, tom27111 said:

Whatever the result, we all truly know that Moldova are the peoples champion.

Or the Serbs 

[Vacamion]

 

Norway.

 

You know it makes sense.

 

[tom27111]

Just now, Riyad_Suarez said:

First song or second? 

In between, she was interviewed shortly afterwards. I knew it was going to happen, I was debating with my Mrs if she was wearing tit tape under the blazer.

[Zear0]

We all know who's winning. 

[Vlad the Fox]

1 minute ago, Riyad_Suarez said:

First song or second? 

Talking in between

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

[tom27111]

Just now, Vlad the Fox said:

Talking in between

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

You saw it too?!

 

Amazing how many people were staring a Spanish woman's gash, but missed a tit 

[Samilktray]

Thought this man’s head was floating

[Vlad the Fox]

Just now, tom27111 said:

You saw it too?!

 

Amazing how many people were staring a Spanish woman's gash, but missed a tit 

You have to have an instinct for this kind of thing  

[PhillippaT]

3 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Hope everyone is enjoying the #FTWatchAlong

All sounded a bit meh to me - but TBH, I wasn't really expecting much else    At least Moldova stood out? 

[tom27111]

This thread has provided more entertainment than the Watford match thread will tomorrow 

[The Horse's Mouth]

Just seen the nip slip naughty

[SouthStandUpperTier]

I personally found the Lithuanian with the bowl cut strangely more attractive than the slutty Spanish Btec Christina Aguilera.

[fazzyfox]

3 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

In between, she was interviewed shortly afterwards. I knew it was going to happen, I was debating with my Mrs if she was wearing tit tape under the blazer.

Yes found it! Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation!

[Vlad the Fox]

Don’t think I’m being biased but I actually thought we were the best by a long way. 

[The Horse's Mouth]

1 minute ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

I personally found the Lithuanian with the bowl cut strangely more attractive than the slutty Spanish Btec Christina Aguilera.

I enjoyed both equally .... 

My way

[The Horse's Mouth]

Just now, Vlad the Fox said:

Don’t think I’m being biased but I actually thought we were the best by a long way. 

Slap a big Swedish flag on us and we're going to Stockholm but unfortunately not! Brexit means brexit!

[Vlad the Fox]

Serbias national health service wash your hands message left me cold mind.

[ThurmastonFox]

7 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

In between, she was interviewed shortly afterwards. I knew it was going to happen, I was debating with my Mrs if she was wearing tit tape under the blazer.

And Eurovision now has the padlock symbol on the recorded programme list …

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The Swedes are such a bland lot. Incredible that the nation that gave us pure box office in Sven Goran-Eriksson and Victoria Silvstedt are tolerating such missionary with the lights off representatives at the big gigs

[The Horse's Mouth]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

The Swedes are such a bland lot. Incredible that the nation that gave us pure box office in Sven Goran-Eriksson and Victoria Silvstedt are tolerating such missionary with the lights off representatives at the big gigs

Need all this stage work to make them look interesting, SAD!

[Vlad the Fox]

If only we all lived our lives with this much cheese they’d never be any war ever again. I reckon the after show party is the biggest free love orgy going since Woodstock.