Eurovision

[PhillippaT]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Biggest fume of the night for Mika playing a "new single" and not BGYAB, he was an FT icon and now, to be honest with everyone on here, I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

 

Sorry for swearing but I'm really wound up here

Do you need some counselling?  

[Samilktray]

A thread worthy of the foxestalk of old this is, it’s got it all and I’m loving it 

[Vlad the Fox]

1 minute ago, Parafox said:

Watching this in France. Never thought I'd miss Graham Norton's cheesy commentary but the French commentators are totally without wit or humour 

Norton, and Wogan before him, make the show. 

[kingkisnorbo]

Decade defining thread. Quality. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Look at ****ing Mika man, he's living rent free in our collective bonce and he knows it 

[Vacamion]

2 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Watching this in France. Never thought I'd miss Graham Norton's cheesy commentary but the French commentators are totally without wit or humour 

 

Best bit was when they were doing Italian gestures, and Norton deadpanned "I'm doing a gesture right now"...

 

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

How many ****ing changes has Mika had today 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'm ****ing crying at her on the space station ahahahagagaha

[Samilktray]

Feels like they’re buttering us up to slip in an intergalactic entry next year. I personally won’t stand for it, this is an earth based contest and you won’t catch me condoning a bloody alien taking part! 

[orangecity23]

**** it, let International Space Station give out a set of points and all. 12 points from ISS goes to Russia, please don't stop sending us food.

[Vlad the Fox]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

I'm ****ing crying at her on the space station ahahahagagaha

She could have done her hair, and a bit of glitter wouldn’t have gone amiss. 

[HybridFox]

Come on spit it out

[Zear0]

This is worse than watching us defend a lead. 

[The Horse's Mouth]

Just now, Samilktray said:

Feels like they’re buttering us up to slip in an intergalactic entry next year. I personally won’t stand for it, this is an earth based contest and you won’t catch me condoning a bloody alien taking part! 

Bottom line brexit means brexit we've already let Australia HMP join in, I'm not having ye man up there on moon joining in, when's it going to end Robbie 

[PhillippaT]

Just now, Samilktray said:

Feels like they’re buttering us up to slip in an intergalactic entry next year. I personally won’t stand for it, this is an earth based contest and you won’t catch me condoning a bloody alien taking part! 

Now, now, they'll start a bit smaller first, and make it interplanetary, before expanding more in the future...  That's how it always works  

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, Samilktray said:

Feels like they’re buttering us up to slip in an intergalactic entry next year. I personally won’t stand for it, this is an earth based contest and you won’t catch me condoning a bloody alien taking part! 

 

Tbf I thought Sam Ryder was out of this world !!!!! 😉

[Samilktray]

Just now, The Horse's Mouth said:

Bottom line brexit means brexit we've already let Australia HMP join in, I'm not having ye man up there on moon joining in, when's it going to end Robbie 

The floodgates are open and you can expect chewbacca on that stage before long 

[HybridFox]

Holy sh** 

[Zear0]

4. Completed it

[fazzyfox]

This’ll take about two hours, end in a deadlock and require a sing off shoot out to settle it

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Switzerland getting ten points from those pot smoking hippies !

[Kopic]

Love you weedbros

[Corky]

Eieieio up the Eurovision we go

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Switzerland 10 points! Were they even watching?

[orangecity23]

Uk got more points than the Brodge in May, and we're only 20 seconds in