Premier League Thread 2023/2024

[Arkie Bennett]

Softest penalty ever as the contact didn't cause Martial to fall like that, but still a penalty.

[HybridFox]

Martial made a meal of it tbh. Would be fuming if it went against you

[Vacamion]

40 minutes ago, Matt said:

 

VAR: "At some point in the game send an Everton player off."

 

 

There you go  

[Unabomber]

Sweet Rashford to score and keep everton out of it.

Edited 26 November 2023 by Unabomber

[Mike Oxlong]

Nice pen, shit haircut 

[Tuna]

Expert penalty

[Unabomber]

Just now, Mike Oxlong said:

Nice pen, shit haircut 

Imagine choosing to dye your hair ginger 

[Vacamion]

 

The conspiracists in the Everton crowd will be waving their bright pink "We love the Premier League" cards more energetically than ever, now.

 

 

[Dahnsouff]

Boo

[Md9]

Had an absolute stinker all game and gets that pen now be undroppable for the next month 

[Guest ChrisWalken456]

Would've liked to have seen Young get a 2nd yellow. Mainly because he's a co*k.

[FrankieADZ]

what are everton and young moaning at, every single week, he knows if he leaves a leg out like that its going to be a pen;

moronic to think overwise

 

everton will be saying poor us, being done by the corrupt prem, much of bell sprouts

[Scotch]

Hahahaha! This is hilarious!

[Spiritwalker]

Classy of the ManU players trying to get Young sent off.

[Vacamion]

Just now, ChrisWalken456 said:

Would've liked to have seen Young get a 2nd yellow. Mainly because he's a co*k.

 

This, but mostly for the collective Everton brain explosion.

[Tommy Fresh]

Make them play behind closed doors for the corrupt stuff. Club have clearly let them do it

[HybridFox]

1 minute ago, Tommy Fresh said:

Make them play behind closed doors for the corrupt stuff. Club have clearly let them do it

Most Everton games are like playing behind closed doors anyway 

[CosbehFox]

Imagine your boss or work colleague seeing you on the screen holding one of those cards up. 
 

About as tame as a tea shop. 

[Vacamion]

2 minutes ago, FrankieADZ said:

what are everton and young moaning at, every single week, he knows if he leaves a leg out like that its going to be a pen;

moronic to think overwise

 

everton will be saying poor us, being done by the corrupt prem, much of bell sprouts

 

Agree.

 

Everton have mostly been done by the fact that their strikers threw away multiple chances in the first half that they dominated, apart from a wondergoal conceded.

[RonnieTodger]

Am i going mad or have sky blurred the word “corrupt” from that banner in the corner? 

[Mike Oxlong]

8 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

Imagine choosing to dye your hair ginger 

His stylist swore it was Autumn Pumpkin 

[Guest ChrisWalken456]

0-3 Martial

[Tommy Fresh]

16 minutes ago, HybridFox said:

Most Everton games are like playing behind closed doors anyway 

Apparently it was going to galvanize them, all they've done is boo 😂

[Md9]

Be lovely if they got relegated by 11 points and wouldn’t matter if they had the 10 deducted or not 

[weller54]

2 hours ago, Fox92 said:

What’s happened to Champions elect Spurs?

 

Isn't it glorious to witness!!😂😂😂