48hrs

[Daggers]

Just been informed that I've got the house to myself for 48hrs from tomorrow morning.

 

I know what I've got planned already - it involves pants, wine, tissues and the internet - but what would you do?

[Lionator]

Spend too long shouting at foxes talk. 

[Mike Oxlong]

I’d sell and move before she gets back 

[1972 Fox]

46 minutes ago, Daggers said:

Just been informed that I've got the house to myself for 48hrs from tomorrow morning.

 

I know what I've got planned already - it involves pants, wine, tissues and the internet - but what would you do?

[Daggers]

I planned a meal for myself, but I’m not sure I want that in my mouth

 

 

[tom27111]

2 hours ago, Daggers said:

Just been informed that I've got the house to myself for 48hrs from tomorrow morning.

 

I know what I've got planned already - it involves pants, wine, tissues and the internet - but what would you do?

 

Come and join you? 

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, tom27111 said:

 

Come and join you? 

He will even give you a reach around.

[Zear0]

Cherish the time I had to play golf without becoming encumbered by "the stare" as I set off.

[stretch1965]

You could get all those little jobs done she's no doubt been going on about?

 

Nah F%ck it, go for the Kleenex.........

[Bellend Sebastian]

7 hours ago, Daggers said:

I planned a meal for myself, but I’m not sure I want that in my mouth

 

 

At least it mattered to them. If they'd been unenthusiastic or less than 100% committed about it that really would be off-putting

Edited 30 August 2023 by Bellend Sebastian

[Raj]

You'll have all these grand plans made, but we all know you will end up vacuuming the house and moping the kitchen with your Brendan Rodgers pinny on!!!

[davieG]

[Mike Oxlong]

She’s installed covert cctv in every room - it won’t tell her anything she doesn’t know already but maybe, after the divorce,  you’re going to be an internet sensation 

[Spiritwalker]

9 hours ago, Daggers said:

Just been informed that I've got the house to myself for 48hrs from tomorrow morning.

 

I know what I've got planned already - it involves pants, wine, tissues and the internet - but what would you do?

Jammy bstard.

[Daggers]

Just now, Spiritwalker said:

Jammy bstard.

I’m even up early for a change to maximise the enjoyment.

[RoboFox]

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Edited 30 August 2023 by RoboFox

[Lako42]

1 hour ago, Daggers said:

I’m even up early for a change to maximise the enjoyment.

Bored by 11am

[Daggers]

1 hour ago, Lako42 said:

Bored by 11am

Haven’t even finished my breakfast yet

[Daggers]

A midday kip? Fvck yes please. That was all kinds of ace. 
 

Today has been a blast so far. I reckon once I’ve walked the hounds I’ll see what alcohol we have in stock and eliminate it to prepare the ground for a delivery curry life teatime. 

 

In your face, everyone at work. 

[SpacedX]

2 hours ago, Daggers said:

A midday kip? Fvck yes please. That was all kinds of ace. 
 

Today has been a blast so far. I reckon once I’ve walked the hounds I’ll see what alcohol we have in stock and eliminate it to prepare the ground for a delivery curry life teatime. 

 

In your face, everyone at work. 

Why don't you watch '48 Hours' featuring Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy?

[Daggers]

2 minutes ago, SpacedX said:

Why don't you watch '48 Hours' featuring Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy?

Kandahar, then John Wick IV, then the new Evil Dead. All films I’d never be allowed to watch because someone would be cooking a cake or making a necklace in a pointless competition. 

[Parafox]

So....

 

How did it go?

 

Let's break it down:

 

20 hours in bed. 

 

1hr ordering a Deliveroo

 

1hr waiting for delivery of Deliveroo

 

14 hours watching Netflix and YouTube shite

 

4 hours trying to find a stream for the cup match.

 

7.5 hours looking for decent free porn.

 

0.5 hrs making a sandwich

 

 

 

Edited 31 August 2023 by Parafox

[Daggers]

7 minutes ago, Parafox said:

So....

 

How did it go?

 

 

I was very hungover this morning, the kitchen looked like a bomb hit it. Never ever drink Parma violet gin. Ever.