How Was Your Day?

[The Year Of The Fox]

I didn't mind it either.

I used to hate it. I'd take perhaps half an hour to find a new jumper and t shirt. The rest of the day would be dedicated to her clothes. I went twice and pissed her off so much I never went again.

Now I'd be grateful of just having the opportunity to go shopping with a woman!

[Guest MattP]

Tranny Connect.

 

Can see that being a website Lamby ends up on as his options run out.

[21st Century Fox]

The trick to shopping with girls is quite simple;

 

- Make her carry sweets in her handbag

 

- Get her to send you photos of her trying things on in the La Senza changing rooms

[Guest MattP]

The trick to shopping with girls is quite simple;

 

- Make her carry sweets in her handbag

 

- Get her to send you photos of her trying things on in the La Senza changing rooms

 

Is that you Mr Watkins?

[Soar Fox]

Shopping with your mates us much more fun. Me & 3 friends went shopping in the summer on a Saturday afternoon for some holiday attire. Went in 1 shop then just went and sat in Lamplighters drinking & watching the karaoke.

[Guest MattP]

Shopping with your mates us much more fun. Me & 3 friends went shopping in the summer on a Saturday afternoon for some holiday attire. Went in 1 shop then just went and sat in Lamplighters drinking & watching the karaoke.

We're having a few on there early doors on Christmas Eve, I did 'Lonely this Christmas' in the Tavern a few years back, very possible I'll pull it out again this year.

[Soar Fox]

We're having a few on there early doors on Christmas Eve, I did 'Lonely this Christmas' in the Tavern a few years back, very possible I'll pull it out again this year.

I dread to think of some of the states that will be in lamplighters on Christmas Eve. You won't struggle to get a kiss under the misseltoe though.

[Strokes]

Fair point though, think I've been shopping once in my life with a girlfriend. Important you set the stall down very early in the relationship with a firm no the first time you are asked.

The amount of men who can't handle their women these days is rather shocking. One of my mate can't even come pub on xmas day this year as he has to help out in the kitchen, he's had the piss took out of him for weeks.

I cook the Xmas dinner always have, but you catch me shopping.

[Guest MattP]

I dread to think of some of the states that will be in lamplighters on Christmas Eve. You won't struggle to get a kiss under the misseltoe though.

 

Not at all, everyone in their was blindo.

 

We ended up leaving the Tavern at about 6pm from after what I remember (might have been 2011 actually) they started waving their crutches in the air when The Pogues came on.

 

Night ended in farce, wouldnt let us in Lloyds as we were too pissed and I decided to protest by tipping the WKD (no idea) over my own head right in front of the door staff, ended up in Yates and my mate was sick all over the table, wouldn't have been so bad but a family was having xmas dinner next to us. I said something along the lines of "Bet you wish had gone fat cats now" and he responded by saying we'd ruined his day, I said he had ruined his own day for taking the family somewhere so cheap and I got dragged out after being threatened by him.

 

We ended up in the High Cross where a table full of drinks went over before going O Neills were we looked sober again compared to the rest of the paddies.

 

Speaking of which its time for a few....

[lavrentis]

Not at all, everyone in their was blindo.

 

We ended up leaving the Tavern at about 6pm from after what I remember (might have been 2011 actually) they started waving their crutches in the air when The Pogues came on.

 

Night ended in farce, wouldnt let us in Lloyds as we were too pissed and I decided to protest by tipping the WKD (no idea) over my own head right in front of the door staff, ended up in Yates and my mate was sick all over the table, wouldn't have been so bad but a family was having xmas dinner next to us. I said something along the lines of "Bet you wish had gone fat cats now" and he responded by saying we'd ruined his day, I said he had ruined his own day for taking the family somewhere so cheap and I got dragged out after being threatened by him.

 

We ended up in the High Cross where a table full of drinks went over before going O Neills were we looked sober again compared to the rest of the paddies.

 

Speaking of which its time for a few....

 

   

[Lamby]

Tonight at my work we have an all female choir, should be different.

[Corky]

Tonight at my work we have an all female choir, should be different.

 

Are you a vicar now?

[Soar Fox]

Not at all, everyone in their was blindo.

We ended up leaving the Tavern at about 6pm from after what I remember (might have been 2011 actually) they started waving their crutches in the air when The Pogues came on.

Night ended in farce, wouldnt let us in Lloyds as we were too pissed and I decided to protest by tipping the WKD (no idea) over my own head right in front of the door staff, ended up in Yates and my mate was sick all over the table, wouldn't have been so bad but a family was having xmas dinner next to us. I said something along the lines of "Bet you wish had gone fat cats now" and he responded by saying we'd ruined his day, I said he had ruined his own day for taking the family somewhere so cheap and I got dragged out after being threatened by him.

We ended up in the High Cross where a table full of drinks went over before going O Neills were we looked sober again compared to the rest of the paddies.

Speaking of which its time for a few....

lol

"Ruined his own day by going somewhere so cheap"

[The Year Of The Fox]

Can see that being a website Lamby ends up on as his options run out.

lol

[cambridgefox]

Shopping with my Mrs is a mare,all day job.literally .She knows better than to ask me now.The daughter goes now.

Just ask your mrs this question.

Would you come to a football match with me?

No.

Then don't ask me to go shopping with you.

She understands then.when we go i moan.she gets mardy.so we don't bother now.i declare me the winner.

[cambridgefox]

Boss said I don't have to work Monday now,and don't go back to the 2nd.go away with friends every other year.this year at home so will be boring. Got 5 over tmor.2 posh fans and 18 over Xmas eve 7 posh fans.hope they fooking lose and we win,will make me happier.

[Bert]

Not wrong there Kingy.

I've shagged plenty of dogs over the years.

But in your case, they didn't woof!

[Soar Fox]

But in your case, they didn't woof!

By the state of some of them I'm surprised they didn't.

[Strokes]

Shopping with my Mrs is a mare,all day job.literally .She knows better than to ask me now.The daughter goes now.

Just ask your mrs this question.

Would you come to a football match with me?

No.

Then don't ask me to go shopping with you.

She understands then.when we go i moan.she gets mardy.so we don't bother now.i declare me the winner.

Id be too scared to ask if she would go to the football, what if she said yes?

[Rincewind]

Id be too scared to ask if she would go to the football, what if she said yes?

Safer to ask if she'd go to a pole dancing club with you if you want a no answer.

[Strokes]

Safer to ask if she'd go to a pole dancing club with you if you want a no answer.

Stop trying too ruin my safe places.

[Rincewind]

Stop trying too ruin my safe places.

Ok I wont mention The Dover Castle then.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Safer to ask if she'd go to a pole dancing club with you if you want a no answer.

Very true

[SystonFox]

Just got back from a mates house. He'd done some top notch cooking and a few lads were over. A few beers were had, loads of chatter about football, music, football, football and beery nights. Absolute quality night with some good friends, makes me feel reet festive

[Lamby]

I am good at going for my break at work, then as soon as I come off it I get sent home early as it's quiet.  Was a good event though and they had good music played by the DJ's for once.