How Was Your Day?

[The Year Of The Fox]

Take it you never went to university

No and I earn a good enough wage without doing so.

Just come off a long train ride. Seat reservations not working, train delayed by 20 mins, hot sweaty smelly train. Seriously considering first class next time and I aint even rich

Did you go to university?

[lavrentis]

No and I earn a good enough wage without doing so.

Did you go to university?

 

Just graduated

[Tielemans63]

I actually shat myself in the car today.

Was driving back from my folks in Leicester back to my gaff in Northants and had a bit of a stomach ache. I thought it was a bit of trapped wind and tried to release a bit of pressure but the result was a full on shart.

Luckily I was already on the A14 so I only had to sit in my own faeces for about 10 mins. Luckier still, my wife and the bambino were at her mum's so I was able to dispose of the evidence easily.

[Merging Cultures]

I actually shat myself in the car today.

Was driving back from my folks in Leicester back to my gaff in Northants and had a bit of a stomach ache. I thought it was a bit of trapped wind and tried to release a bit of pressure but the result was a full on shart.

Luckily I was already on the A14 so I only had to sit in my own faeces for about 10 mins. Luckier still, my wife and the bambino were at her mum's so I was able to dispose of the evidence easily.

I totally understand. This seems like most of my life these days.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Nodddd off on the sofa. Woke up thanks to the smoke alarm as the pan of frozen chicken I had on the boil had boiled dry and filled the flat with smoke.

I stink and have now got a raging headache but at least I'm still alive.

The biggest downside is I've now got the windows open and once again - thanks to the bugs - the gaff now resembles a nature reserve/zoo.

[StanSP]

How did you manage to get into Uni with that?

 

They were only his AS results. I presume he did well enough in his A2's to bump up the grades from DEU and do well enough to get in to a uni.

[Asha]

How did you manage to get into Uni with that?

 

Ah, well I didn't. I had to retake Year 12, during which I improved on those quite a bit and then consolidated second year to book my place.

 

In a way my point was 'Fvck, I used to be such a layabout and now I have a degree'.

[Asha]

lol if only I could

Was just wondering whether you're looking at staying in lesta or moving

 

Ace, when you blow up big time I still wanna be your right hand man

 

 

They accept anyone nowadays. Most degrees aren't worth the paper they're written on.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Alexikokopops]

Day out in London. Don't want to add up what's been spent.

Went to see Warhorse, which to those unfamiliar with it is about a horse in a war.

A must for lovers of giant horse puppetry

 

I saw that just over a week ago. I liked the spinning stage.

[kingcarr21]

Found out im getting my yearly bonus in a couple of weeks. Just over £1700. Happy days.  

[Danno]

Got a Spanish exam tomorrow then that's exams done for the year. Back monday for four weeks of the most pointless shite ever at school.

[Alf Bentley]

Got a Spanish exam tomorrow then that's exams done for the year. Back monday for four weeks of the most pointless shite ever at school.

 

Que tengas mucha suerte mañana y un buen descanso desde el lunes, pero no ronques demasiado en las aulas! 

 

Vaya con Dios!

[Danno]

Que tengas mucha suerte mañana y un buen descanso desde el lunes, pero no ronques demasiado en las aulas!

Vaya con Dios!

Muchas gracias, me lo ayudará mucho tomar un descanso.

[bovril]

Got a Spanish exam tomorrow then that's exams done for the year. Back monday for four weeks of the most pointless shite ever at school.

 

A hama sandwich?

[Stuliasz]

A hama sandwich?

 

There is too much butter, on those trays!

[Webbo]

I did Spanish GCSE at night school  about 20 years ago, can't remember much of it now.

[Danno]

I did Spanish GCSE at night school about 20 years ago, can't remember much of it now.

¿Porque eres tonto?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've fallen in love on Tinder again, what a 'mare

 

[Danno]

I've fallen in love on Tinder again, what a 'mare

It's great isn't it.

[LCFC Rennie]

I've fallen in love on Tinder again, what a 'mare

 

You're not the only one.

[Webbo]

¿Porque eres tonto?

No, estoy muy guapo.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Que te den por culo tu hijo de puta

[Stadt]

Tortilla

[Webbo]

Si.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Tossa del Mar