ozleicester Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 how high is a chinese mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phube Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 Where does your lap go when you stand up?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 Why do we say after dark when really it's after light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 Why do bank chain pens to the counter but leave their doors open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 What time does afternoon finish, and evening start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phube Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant... What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 11 March 2008 Share Posted 11 March 2008 Kill them both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 30 March 2008 Share Posted 30 March 2008 Not really a silly question but it didn't deserve its own thread. I've just took out my daughters old portable TV and when I unplugged it all the wires were tangled together with the aerial wires, the digibox wires and everything else plugged in at the back. Now I'm pretty sure I didn't tangle these wires when I plugged them in and nobody else has touched them, so how/why do these wires tangle themselves together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 24 April 2008 Author Share Posted 24 April 2008 Not really a silly question but it didn't deserve its own thread. I've just took out my daughters old portable TV and when I unplugged it all the wires were tangled together with the aerial wires, the digibox wires and everything else plugged in at the back. Now I'm pretty sure I didn't tangle these wires when I plugged them in and nobody else has touched them, so how/why do these wires tangle themselves together? this really is one of life's mysteries , i can never put cables . fairy lights etc away without them becoming a mass of tangled knots and how does human hair in the bath manage to thread its way into your sponge i mean have you ever tried to thread hair into a sponge ? but it does it all by itself right, this is my real question; last night someone told me that there were more people living today than the total of all the dead people that has ever been in the world is this true and how can it be worked out ? or was he talking bollox ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 Where do socks go after you put them in the washing machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Trotter Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 Spell Mississippi without looking at how it was written in the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 Spell Mississippi without looking at how it was written in the question. That's not a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 24 April 2008 Author Share Posted 24 April 2008 Spell Mississippi without looking at how it was written in the question. spell Mississippi joke A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 That's not a question. Neither is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 24 April 2008 Author Share Posted 24 April 2008 Neither is that. nor that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 nor that Is that a question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 How long is a piece of string ? How many beans make five ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 24 April 2008 Share Posted 24 April 2008 How long is a piece of string ?How many beans make five ? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 25 April 2008 Share Posted 25 April 2008 If a tree falls in the woods when no one is around, does it kill two kinky badgers who are doing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy G Posted 25 April 2008 Share Posted 25 April 2008 Will Leicester Win tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 25 April 2008 Share Posted 25 April 2008 Will Leicester Win tomorrow? You tell us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koke Posted 27 April 2008 Share Posted 27 April 2008 Where is Waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 28 April 2008 Author Share Posted 28 April 2008 why do americans "run" for elections, but british "stand" ? is it a sign of our laziness ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy G Posted 28 April 2008 Share Posted 28 April 2008 Who is quicker? N'Gotty or a Turtle. You decide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 28 April 2008 Share Posted 28 April 2008 Is the light on in the fridge when the door is closed? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? What'd be the point in working on the dead doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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