the_bowman Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 Why do we say after dark when really it's after light
Bert Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 Why do bank chain pens to the counter but leave their doors open?
the_bowman Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 What time does afternoon finish, and evening start?
Phube Posted 11 March 2008 Posted 11 March 2008 If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant... What do you do?
Webbo Posted 30 March 2008 Posted 30 March 2008 Not really a silly question but it didn't deserve its own thread. I've just took out my daughters old portable TV and when I unplugged it all the wires were tangled together with the aerial wires, the digibox wires and everything else plugged in at the back. Now I'm pretty sure I didn't tangle these wires when I plugged them in and nobody else has touched them, so how/why do these wires tangle themselves together?
Zingari Posted 24 April 2008 Author Posted 24 April 2008 Not really a silly question but it didn't deserve its own thread. I've just took out my daughters old portable TV and when I unplugged it all the wires were tangled together with the aerial wires, the digibox wires and everything else plugged in at the back. Now I'm pretty sure I didn't tangle these wires when I plugged them in and nobody else has touched them, so how/why do these wires tangle themselves together? this really is one of life's mysteries , i can never put cables . fairy lights etc away without them becoming a mass of tangled knots and how does human hair in the bath manage to thread its way into your sponge i mean have you ever tried to thread hair into a sponge ? but it does it all by itself right, this is my real question; last night someone told me that there were more people living today than the total of all the dead people that has ever been in the world is this true and how can it be worked out ? or was he talking bollox ?
James. Posted 24 April 2008 Posted 24 April 2008 Where do socks go after you put them in the washing machine?
Barry Trotter Posted 24 April 2008 Posted 24 April 2008 Spell Mississippi without looking at how it was written in the question.
lildave3 Posted 24 April 2008 Posted 24 April 2008 Spell Mississippi without looking at how it was written in the question. That's not a question.
Zingari Posted 24 April 2008 Author Posted 24 April 2008 Spell Mississippi without looking at how it was written in the question. spell Mississippi joke A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."
Rt Hon Percy Longprong Posted 24 April 2008 Posted 24 April 2008 How long is a piece of string ? How many beans make five ?
potter3 Posted 24 April 2008 Posted 24 April 2008 How long is a piece of string ?How many beans make five ? 5
Tabou Posted 25 April 2008 Posted 25 April 2008 If a tree falls in the woods when no one is around, does it kill two kinky badgers who are doing it?
Zingari Posted 28 April 2008 Author Posted 28 April 2008 why do americans "run" for elections, but british "stand" ? is it a sign of our laziness ?
DB11 Posted 28 April 2008 Posted 28 April 2008 Is the light on in the fridge when the door is closed? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? What'd be the point in working on the dead doctor?
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