Lovely Weather

[lavrentis]

Anyone else feeling absolutely fantastic because of the weather? It really does make me happy. I didn't know the weather could make so much of an effect on how I feel, but it does. Really hope it carries on.

[Matt]

Anyone else feeling absolutely fantastic because of the weather? It really does make me happy. I didn't know the weather could make so much of an effect on how I feel, but it does. Really hope it carries on.

It really does, Makes you more motivated, I don't even mind going to work when the weather's like this.

As you say hope it carries on and it isn't like last year. (A nice April then thats your lot - I want a full summer this year)

[Samilktray]

I agree, this weather has motivated to stay in on GTA all day.

[Finnegan]

I'm the wrong person to answer this question, I feel.

[The People's Hero]

I'm the wrong person to answer this question, I feel.

Why?

[Finnegan]

Why?

Because not a lot makes me feel particularly enthused and motivated, tbh.

[The People's Hero]

Because not a lot makes me feel particularly enthused and motivated, tbh.

How about a dinner date with your ol' mucker TPH in a bistro somewhere in Wrexham?

[DB11]

Nice? It's too bloody hot

[Guest]

Nice? It's too bloody hot

It is never too hot. It's just a shame I have two weeks until exams are over.

I would have loved to have been outside somewhere procrastinating rather than inside on this computer procrastinating.

[Daggers]

It's crap - I hate it when it's this close. Roll on the thunderstorms.

[Floating Fox]

I love the weather. The best thing is if you have a porch (Which I don't ) and you can just sit out there during the night with a nice cold beer. ahhhhhhhhhhh

[Scow]

A good rural pub, lots of beer, and something nice to eat - all good.

[Finnegan]

I love the weather. The best thing is if you have a porch (Which I don't ) and you can just sit out there during the night with a nice cold beer. ahhhhhhhhhhh

I suddenly feel very homesick for London. We had a fantastic balcony overlooking everyone's gardens and it was great to just sit there with a bevvie and disabled. You cnut.

[Floating Fox]

I suddenly feel very homesick for London. We had a fantastic balcony overlooking everyone's gardens and it was great to just sit there with a bevvie and disabled. You cnut.

Pfft

At least you had the chance to be there. You kant.

[JoeyB]

It is never too hot. It's just a shame I have two weeks until exams are over.

I would have loved to have been outside somewhere procrastinating rather than inside on this computer procrastinating.

What a crap word that is <_<

We had to have a talk baout it too in college.

Was a real waste of time.

At the end what did you learn, fook all

[Finnegan]

Pfft

At least you had the chance to be there. You kant.

You're just a babi. Your time will come m'boy.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Its autumn over here and Melbourne is cold and bleak bring on the warm weather sitting back having a barbeque every other day enjoy a bevvy or ten watching the Soccer, Horse racing and cricket.

The best thing about warm weather is also the nights getting home from work and its still light outside and everyone seems to be more relaxed on nice days more willing all the pretenchous bastards seem to go in to hiding or magically change during warmer weather.

[l444ry]

British Weather Boom Smashes Records!

The British weather boom continues. According to a leading meteorological expert we've already had more weather this year than in the last three years put together.

Latest figures show that Cloud Bank Shift is up by a record 4 mts. as are Sunshine Penetration Units. And that's not all. Last winter saw an unprecedented rise in Sleet Downput with Surface Slush Factor soaring by a whopping 72 mts!

In fact, almost all weather behaviour patterns have increased and in some cases almost doubled. We spoke to weather expert Suzanne Fish.

"Weather is rife just now," she told us. "You name it, we're getting it. And there's more to come, so don't put away your sun cream, umbrellas or snowshoes just yet."

However, Suzanne stressed that the 1.8mts extra rainfall that we have been experiencing is, in fact, the wrong kind of rain. "It's not been the sort that fills reservoirs so I'm afraid we must prepare ourselves for the standpipes once again."

So what is causing this current weather surplus? Suzanne explains: "There are several theories. One suggests that a slight gravitational increase means that more weather is being sucked down from the stratosphere.

"Another popular theory is that the hole in the ozone layer has somehow slipped down from the North Pole and is now hovering over a point just north of Grimsby. However, the most likely explanation is the 'Faulty-Barometer-At-The-London-Weather-Centre-Theory. I'm not entirely convinced but, I must admit, we do forget to tap it sometimes."

How long is this spell likely to last? "Weather booms are very unpredictable so make the most of it while you can," Suzanne urged us.

"The last weather recession - back in 1973 - lasted for over three years and we all remember how depressing that was."

Suzanne, who's hobbies include gardening, knitting and drinking, makes another startling claim: "Although wind speed has only been affected slightly, hurricanes are occurring much more frequently - especially when we are not expecting them.

"Everyone used to be preoccupied with the 'Greenhouse Effect', now the worrying issue is what effect the high winds will have on greenhouses.

"I, for one, am replacing my existing panels with special ones made from toughened glass - before it's too late"

As for the forecast: Suzanne told us that according to her pine cone there was a 150% risk of widespread snow reaching all parts of Britain by lunchtime, but she couldn't pinpoint in which month.

[MikeyT]

Anyone else feeling absolutely fantastic because of the weather? It really does make me happy. I didn't know the weather could make so much of an effect on how I feel, but it does. Really hope it carries on.

Agree with all that. Just wish it wasnt this sticky heat and more of a dry one!

Makes you feel sweaty and dirty all the time! Ewwww

[Tilley]

Agree with all that. Just wish it wasnt this sticky heat and more of a dry one!

Makes you feel sweaty and dirty all the time! Ewwww

Yeah

Stick weather is horrible, hoping for a downpour of rain this week at some point, then back to sunny weather.

[SamL]

I don't actually mind the weather. I like being able to go to the park, have a kick about and just lay on the grass all afternoon.

It's nice to actually go out without having to worry about getting wet or anything.

Hopefully we get a bit of rain towards the end of the week though, I need to cool down a bit.

[Wycombe Fox]

Shankin on Saturday;

Ryde on Sunday;

Wish you were here!

[Manwell Pablo]

I'll tell you what I hate "It's too hot, It's too hot"

No it's F8cking not, it's 23 degrees, this is perfect, you moaning twat, when it's raining you moan, when it's snowing you moan, when it's mild you moan, and now it's 23 degrees and your ****ing moaning, above 30 maybe you might have a case for opening your mouth but it's nowhere near, now shut up and enjoy it because when it's gone, you'll ****ing moan about it!!

[Corky]

I'll tell you what I hate "It's too hot, It's too hot"

No it's F8cking not, it's 23 degrees, this is perfect, you moaning twat, when it's raining you moan, when it's snowing you moan, when it's mild you moan, and now it's 23 degrees and your ****ing moaning, above 30 maybe you might have a case for opening your mouth but it's nowhere near, now shut up and enjoy it because when it's gone, you'll ****ing moan about it!!

Stop moaning about people who moan

[lildave3]

Stop moaning about people who moan

Stop moaning about people moaning about people who moan