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I've interrogate the suspect, though, and she's still protesting her innocence! :dunno:

Bring her to a wheelie bin and dangle her over it and watch how quickly she confesses.

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Bring her to a wheelie bin and dangle her over it and watch how quickly she confesses.

:o :o :o

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The Champions League draw - Most tedious thing ever.

Why do they wheel out 4 people to draw the teams yet have one to draw the groups?

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People who quote films or family guy/tv quote's constantly.

Like, I mean they don't seem to have proper conversations, their replies to a question or in a converstation are most of the time a film quote or family guy/tv quote. :banghead:

SHUT UP MEG

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Sarah Millican.

Face like a cabbage patch doll and as funny as knob-rot.

That works the other way round too.

Funny as a cabbage patch doll, face like nob-rot.

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Headphone wires

Knelt down to get some food out of the oven, had my headphones on to my phone in my pocket, gone to kneel back-up and this headphone wire has got caught under my knee on my shin as I hold a blazing hot casserole dish.

Hand jolts inside of oven in lapse of judgement(male), burnt all up and food all over lap and floor and I still cant get up for the wire and my hand is stinging like a bitch.

lol

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Speaking of headphones, Ashley Young getting off team coaches wearing those stupid massive things. Doesnt he know they went out of fashion 20 years ago?

not just him it seems pretty much all footballers have them.

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Headphone wires

Knelt down to get some food out of the oven, had my headphones on to my phone in my pocket, gone to kneel back-up and this headphone wire has got caught under my knee on my shin as I hold a blazing hot casserole dish.

Hand jolts inside of oven in lapse of judgement(male), burnt all up and food all over lap and floor and I still cant get up for the wire and my hand is stinging like a bitch.

lol

Wireless bluetooth headphones FTW here. Can pick them up on Amazon for around 25 quid.

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People who give change....

Specifically the ones who lay a note in your hand then place any coins on top of it, it's bloody awkward an means I have to scrunch it all up am up it ity pocket where it will inevitably get lost or faff around at the till getting

It in my wallet like the clump handed oaf that I am

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People who give change....

Specifically the ones who lay a note in your hand then place any coins on top of it, it's bloody awkward an means I have to scrunch it all up am up it ity pocket where it will inevitably get lost or faff around at the till getting

It in my wallet like the clump handed oaf that I am

Totally agree! Drives me crazy. How hard is it to make sure you give people the change first?

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I don't like it when people give me the receipt and then dump the change on top.

I don't like it when people give me the receipt, especially when it is virtually an A6 piece of paper for 1 item.

I know they are small, but if receipts were only given out on request then we could probably save a few trees a year.

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I don't like it when people give me the receipt, especially when it is virtually an A6 piece of paper for 1 item.

I know they are small, but if receipts were only given out on request then we could probably save a few trees a year.

The rain forests are saved, receipts now optional!!

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When people get seriously angry over tiny little things. Making mountains out of molehills.

Oh and planning lessons! :@

You probably shouldn't go on the main forum then.

The rain forests are saved, receipts now optional!!

http://blog.software...receipt-102310/

Have a read, then revise your sarcastic tone.

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Talking about receipts, when the person at the til is an attractive female, I always make sure I touch her hand as I take the receipt. Us ugly guys have to take what we can!

I think that's one of those things you're not really supposed to admit to.

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