What grinds my gears...

[MC Prussian]

I haven't a clue and in honesty I do not care.

But you care enough by claiming that others are jealous - yet you don't know why that is.

 

You've become a bit irritating, J. And I still don't know whether this is the real you or just you being on a genuine, intricate wind-up.

[Rincewind]

I'm sure I met you TPH a few years back. I remember your shirts anyway. You were a happy youngster kicking a football about outside the Counting House. I prefer that side of you or has your humour become a little more wicked?

No offense intended.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Santa breaks into your house in the dead of night to bring your present and everyone is, "Yay!"

 

Postie respectful knocks on your door at 7.30 in the morning with your present and it's, "What time do you ******** call this!?"

 

 

 

 

 

actually I call it a couple of hours into my day

Edited 9 December 2013 by Trav Le Bleu

[ADK]

Wish my postie turned up at 7:30am. Usually they aren't here until the afternoon.

[Fox92]

I can't quote either, ADK.

[The Doctor]

I can't quote either, ADK.

 

I can't quote anyone

 

You see that button that says quote? If you press it, it quotes the post. 

[Jimothy]

You see that button that says quote? If you press it, it quotes the post.

I can't see it.

Edited 9 December 2013 by Facecloth

[Trav Le Bleu]

 

 

 

What? Eh? Ooooooh noooooooooooooo it's not working!

[MrsJohnMurphy]

Drivers who instead of waiting, drive around to the petrol pump in front of you, which has just been vacated, thus blocking you in for a good 5-10 minutes. Thanks pal!!

[Stadt]

My obsession with rep points.

[purpleronnie]

My obsession with rep points.

I'm pretty sure I didn't even know what they were until this year.

[Zingari]

My obsession with rep points.

i'm feeding your obsession

[Stadt]

I'm pretty sure I didn't even know what they were until this year.

Haha

 

i'm feeding your obsession

Well stop it

(Don't actually)

[ADK]

I press quote but it just starts a reply with no quote in it.

[AoWW]

I press quote but it just starts a reply with no quote in it.

 

Have you tried pressing it harder?  

[ozleicester]

I press quote but it just starts a reply with no quote in it.

 

 

Have you tried pressing it harder?

 

Whenever a woman says this... make sure you do it! 

[ozleicester]

GAHHHHH!!!!!

 

People who dont use the accepted sequence when giving their phone number.

 

Everyone knows for mobiles it is...four digits, three digits, three digits. eg   0412 283 317*

 

Just because you have some numbers the same doesnt mean you can say it as ...041 22 8 33 17*...... and fvck with the very fabric of the space time continuum!

 

Sort yself out!!!

 

*note, not a real number, not that i know of, if you ring it and your instantly connected to the local knocking shop or terrorist group, dont blame me.

Edited 10 December 2013 by ozleicester

[The People's Hero]

That's you on a list somewhere!

[StanSP]

GAHHHHH!!!!!

 

People who dont use the accepted sequence when giving their phone number.

 

Everyone knows for mobiles it is...four digits, three digits, three digits. eg   0412 283 317*

 

Just because you have some numbers the same doesnt mean you can say it as ...041 22 8 33 17*...... and fvck with the very fabric of the space time continuum!

 

Sort yself out!!!

 

*note, not a real number, not that i know of, if you ring it and your instantly connected to the local knocking shop or terrorist group, dont blame me.

 

Standard 'chunking'. Memory technique.

[Zingari]

GAHHHHH!!!!!

 

People who dont use the accepted sequence when giving their phone number.

 

Everyone knows for mobiles it is...four digits, three digits, three digits. eg   0412 283 317*

 

Just because you have some numbers the same doesnt mean you can say it as ...041 22 8 33 17*...... and fvck with the very fabric of the space time continuum!

 

Sort yself out!!!

 

*note, not a real number, not that i know of, if you ring it and your instantly connected to the local knocking shop or terrorist group, dont blame me.

I didn't know we were supposed to do it that way .

I just reel the numbers off until i need to take a breath 

No fecker told me there was a protocol for it . I'm not changing until someone has the decency to inform me officially that this is how it's done.

[ozleicester]

GAHHHHH!!!!!

 

People who dont use the accepted sequence when giving their phone number.

 

Everyone knows for mobiles it is...four digits, three digits, three digits. eg   0412 283 317*

 

Just because you have some numbers the same doesnt mean you can say it as ...041 22 8 33 17*...... and fvck with the very fabric of the space time continuum!

 

Sort yself out!!!

 

*note, not a real number, not that i know of, if you ring it and your instantly connected to the local knocking shop or terrorist group, dont blame me.

 

 

I didn't know we were supposed to do it that way .

I just reel the numbers off until i need to take a breath 

No fecker told me there was a protocol for it . I'm not changing until someone has the decency to inform me officially that this is how it's done.

 

OFFICIAL!!  - SEE ABOVE

[Zingari]

OFFICIAL!!  - SEE ABOVE

How do i know you're an official protocol expert that's qualified to pass on this stuff ?

You could just be one of those people that go around pretending to be important and authoritative.

Have you got some ID ? 

[ozleicester]

How do i know you're an official protocol expert that's qualified to pass on this stuff ?

You could just be one of those people that go around pretending to be important and authoritative.

Have you got some ID ? 

 

 

This chap told me... and you cant argue with the Doc!

 

[ozleicester]

That's you on a list somewhere!

 

ring the number.. that should take the heat of me 

[Zingari]

This chap told me... and you cant argue with the Doc!

 

OK  but it's going to be hard for me to learn to say numbers in  4-3-3 style 

 

Oi , that's only 10 digits , mobiles have 11 , you're a fraud sir !!!