Kilworthfox Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I have been wondering what our squad would do if they did not have the minimal ability they currently have for football. Hmm makes me wonder what players like Fryatt, Henderson & Oakley would do in the real world.
The People's Hero Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I have been wondering what our squad would do if they did not have the minimal ability they currently have for football.Hmm makes me wonder what players like Fryatt, Henderson & Oakley would do in the real world. I don't know, but they'd only be keeping a quicker, leaner and vastly superior in every conceivable way youngster out of the job, eh Thrac?
James. Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I imagine Porter would be trying to come up with ways to escape from Thracian's cellar.
Koke Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Max Gradel would be a weed head to begin with, and he would either be dead or end up in state penitentiary before the age of 25.
Ric Flair Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Matt Oakley would have a decent job. He looks the sort. Already got his own Wine Company and think he dabbles in Property Developing.
Head Honcho Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I should imagine Wesolowski to be a qualified physio by now
Ric Flair Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I should imagine Wesolowski to be a qualified physio by now Or Dentist like his old man.
Koke Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I should imagine Wesolowski to be a qualified physio by now
The People's Hero Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Levi Porter would own his own Dixy Chicken Indeed. He'd never open for business though. Just munch of his own wares. Thracian might be allowed in to erm 'much on his wares' too though.
Head Honcho Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Max Gradel would be a weed head to begin with, and he would either be dead or end up in state penitentiary before the age of 25. Bit harsh!
Father Ted Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Gilbert would be in a gang in London. Steve Howard would be a pie tester.
andyh1884 Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Steve Howard - carthorse/pit pony I'm being harsh, I actually rate him, it's just he's an easy target
Thracian Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I imagine Porter would be trying to come up with ways to escape from Thracian's cellar. Don't be daft.....................he could creep under the door!
Thracian Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 I have been wondering what our squad would do if they did not have the minimal ability they currently have for football.Hmm makes me wonder what players like Fryatt, Henderson & Oakley would do in the real world. Fryatt would run the new Fatless Fry-at-Night chippy. Henderson would be flatrace jockey, being a bit short for the jumps. And Oakley would be a waiter. Forever fetching and carrying without being especially noticed.
act smiley Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Steve Howard would be a pie tester. Nah, he'd go back to doing roofing - a job where hanging around eating pies is a vital way of earning extra, but not actually part of the job.
Jackirius Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 i can imagine howard as a bit of a brothel owner, and gradel as a pimp
Foxhateram Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Fryatt would run the new Fatless Fry-at-Night chippy.Henderson would be flatrace jockey, being a bit short for the jumps. And Oakley would be a waiter. Forever fetching and carrying without being especially noticed. He can't have my job god damnit!!
Durnerz Posted 12 August 2008 Posted 12 August 2008 Hendo would be a budget porn star. Conrad Logan would be a clown.
Nod.E Posted 13 August 2008 Posted 13 August 2008 Kerrea Gilbert could work in delivery. "Just pop this letter to Carlisle, would you mate?" Because he's rapid.
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