If Britain was a footballer, whom would it be?

[Koke]

Paul Scholes.

Loved by most, but not nearly as dominant as he used to be and fading fast.

[Simi]

Titus Bramble.

Shambles.

[Samilktray]

Enoch Showumni.

[Bert]

Joey Barton. Has everything it could want but something always seems to go wrong.

[Webbo]

Bryan Robson-Past it, knackered, drinks too much and not very good at managing things.

[syston_fox]

Darren Huckerby - trying to be big in America

[SOCCERROO FOX]

John Arn Riese - Red knob

[Ashley]

A player hated by everyone?

[purpleronnie]

A player hated by everyone?

I don't think many countries hate us.

[lavrentis]

I don't think many countries hate us.

Yeah, the Italians, french because they think we have too many foreigners inthe league.

[Koke]

Yeah, the Italians, french because they think we have too many foreigners inthe league.

I think he meant on the political scene. We're not as hated as the Yanks.

[BoneHead.]

Jefferson Farfan

[Ultra]

Paul Gascoigne.

Once talented, but now besmirched by alcohol and delusions.

[Durnerz]

Gianluca Vialli - Started a craze in foreigners all in one place.

[Fox You Forest]

Adrian Mutu - Skint.

[sdb]

Cristiano Ronaldo - good, but wont stop f**king moaning about everything

[Daggers]

Robbie Savage.

From certain angles it looks really good, but it loves itself too much and ultimately is really crap.

[Finnegan]

Robbie Savage.

From certain angles it looks really good, but it loves itself too much and ultimately is really crap.

Take it back.

[Daggers]

Take it back.

I don't take, I give. It's the homosexual way.

[Finnegan]

I don't take, I give. It's the homosexual way.

Savo's going to brap you up. Bellers will help.

[Alexikokopops]

NDAH!

[Finnegan]

That doesn't even make SENSE!

[Alexikokopops]

That doesn't even make SENSE!

You don't even make sense!

[Finnegan]

You don't even make sense!

So's your face!

[Alexikokopops]

So's your face!

Hmmm... a worthy adversary.

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