Guest MattP Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Is that guy actually performing in a St Pauli fleece? These stereotypes just write themselves
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I'm not a fan of Clarkson anyway so don't care. I find that he is often up his own backside and has got too big for his boots. He puts me off watching the programme. Anyway I don't drive and would never afford any of the cars featured It is aimed at blokes who think of a car as a penis extension when in fact it is only a means of getting from A to B a little faster. I couldn't give a damn about supercars and would only even consider one if I were to win the Euromillions - it's just a well-produced light entertainment show with a massive worldwide audience (male and female). I don't think anyone actually watches it to help them decide what to spend £500,000 on their next car
Guest MattP Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I'm not a fan of Clarkson anyway so don't care. I find that he is often up his own backside and has got too big for his boots. He puts me off watching the programme. Anyway I don't drive and would never afford any of the cars featured It is aimed at blokes who think of a car as a penis extension when in fact it is only a means of getting from A to B a little faster.
Finnegan Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Someone on here (Finnegan?) posted a couple of weeks ago how there seems to be quite a difference between what lefties think and what the right believe they think. I don't know anybody frothing at the mouth about the whole Clarkson situation. I don't know anybody who gives a flying fvck about it. It's only the right who get in a tizzy about things like this, arrrggghhh political correctness, yogurt-eating black lesbians at the BBC arrrggghh. Talk about a fvcking persecution complex. The Guardian wrote about it because they knew people would click on the story. It was me and yes I agree. In the interest of fairness, I would say that plenty of people - myself included - take frequent ppot shots at "what the right think" based on ridiculous hyperbole in the Mail which is equally sensational for the sakes of selling print. I know quite a lot of people who read the mail who really don't have a strong political feeling one way or another. I also know someone who's in to anti islamist and anti halal groups on Facebook, would vote UKIP and has mates who are a bit EDL and he reads the Guardian and Observer for whatever reason. I think the vast majority of people are remarkably centrist, hence why none of our parties are very radical and we drift between tory and labour every few terms and currently have a hung government. Even foxes talk is a ridiculous storm in a teacup, it's not even vaguely reflective of the general populace. Who really knows many Kens or l444rys in their daily lives? Maybe I'm sheltered. All the tory voters I know are James. esque pretty mild, centre right types who are just a bit too pragmatic to vote labour. The labour voters I know nod along with the odd bit of tory or UKIP rhetoric but ultimately still believe the EU brings some good or the welfare state isn't as bad as the right wing press make out. We're basically pretty bland people as a nation. When you look round the world at rioting, annexations, genocide and race wars I think that's probably a good thing.
Alf Bentley Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Is that guy actually performing in a St Pauli fleece? These stereotypes just write themselves He even did a live album there back in 1991: http://www.discogs.com/Attila-The-Stockbroker-Live-auf-St-Pauli/release/3790694 He's a longstanding football fan, too...a Brighton fan, you'll be pleased to hear, fulfilling your stereotype; I bumped into him camping at Glastonbury a few years back - he was with his (female) wife...."Stereotype malfunction! Stereotype malfunction!" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila_the_Stockbroker#Football_support
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Exactly. I hate the term "penis extension" - if you earn more money, why can't you spend it on higher end things? If I see someone driving a Lambo I think "he's on a fair whack", not "look at that insecure ****, bet he hasn't had an erection this year", which seems to be a lot of people's thinking.
bovril Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 In the case of Clarkson it is blatantly a penis extension though.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 In the case of Clarkson it is blatantly a penis extension though. Doesn't he normally drive a Volvo though?
bovril Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Doesn't he normally drive a Volvo though? Christ his cock must be miniscule then.
Webbo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I'm not a fan of Clarkson anyway so don't care. I find that he is often up his own backside and has got too big for his boots. He puts me off watching the programme. Anyway I don't drive and would never afford any of the cars featured It is aimed at blokes who think of a car as a penis extension when in fact it is only a means of getting from A to B a little faster. I've got a mini.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Christ his cock must be miniscule then. True, the Volvo estate is the king of the penis extensions
Guest MattP Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 What is the best penis extension on the market these days?
MooseBreath Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Exactly. I hate the term "penis extension" - if you earn more money, why can't you spend it on higher end things? If I see someone driving a Lambo I think "he's on a fair whack", not "look at that insecure ****, bet he hasn't had an erection this year", which seems to be a lot of people's thinking. This is ken we're talking about, anyone displaying any sign of success in life is open season for ridicule.
Finnegan Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 What is the best penis extension on the market these days? Surely it's still got to be one of those ridiculous hummers?
bovril Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 What is the best penis extension on the market these days? Not a faded-red VW Golf Mk2, that's all I know.
Mike Oxlong Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 What is the best penis extension on the market these days? I quite like the Eastern European models.
yorkie1999 Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 A bugatti veyron, painted pink with a big purple bumper.
Mike Oxlong Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 New words for 2015 1. Clarksonite 2. Pearsonite
Guest MattP Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Some great shouts - although I still think the biggest pension extension you can get is one of these - and it's far cheaper than something that get's you from A to B.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 What about an actual penis extension?
MooseBreath Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Anybody into jelqing? (DON'T GOOGLE IF YOU'RE AT WORK)
Guest MattP Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I really hope I'm not the only one who had to google that.
Finnegan Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Some great shouts - although I still think the biggest pension extension you can get is one of these - and it's far cheaper than something that get's you from A to B. Is that a laser sight, an underslung flashlight, fast mag, optics and foregrip? Phwoar. All the accessories. (plays too much cod)
Alexikokopops Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I really hope I'm not the only one who had to google that. I'm at work. There's no way I'm going near it.
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