Bellend Sebastian Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Anybody into jelqing? Of course. Let me know if you need a hand
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I googled it at work, so glad it wasn't on images
ADK Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Does anyone remember this advert? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP09PXuMruE I only remember seeing it once on TV which makes sense as apparently it was banned.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Don't agree. Clarkson makes it IMO. In an increasingly PC world, full of bull-shite and superficial claptrap, he remains a bastian of saying what he generally thinks, and balls to those who don't like it. I fear the Beeb will finally grind him down though. They've wanted him gone for ages. He's fought it, but he'll lose in the end. I honestly doubt that, he's given them sufficient ammunition to sack him previously that it's come to the point that it seems he's deliberately undermining them
yorkie1999 Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 that's brilliant, bet Snickers themselves sent it to jeremy darkson.
Danno Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 hopefully he's back on the show soon and does a tour around nigeria in a reasonably prices car until he's kidnapped by a warlord from a tribe and turned into a lasagne the fat racist cvnt
Oxfordfox83 Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 He reported this to the head of tv himself I suspect it's all bollocks-an undefined misdemeanour that gives every leftie the chance to condemn him, before the big reveal that nothing whatsoever happened and isn't everyone a reactionary nobhead. iPhone footage to be released of him saying quietly "but I wanted ham!" Taking all bets on: nothing at all happened.
Merging Cultures Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 It seems they got to the hotel at 10pm after a days filming. I'd imagine they were all tired and hungry. Apparently they booked the whole hotel, so I can understand why Clarkson would be angry that the producer didn't do their job by ensuring that the kitchen staff were there to cook for their only hotel guests. I am not surprised tempers flared. Incompetence by the hotel manager and the producer. When the BBC have finished their investigation we'll find out if he did hit the guy and what really happened.
bovril Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 When the BBC have finished their investigation we'll find out if he did hit the guy and what really happened. Truly this is up there with the release of the Kennedy assassination files.
Merging Cultures Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Truly this is up there with the release of the Kennedy assassination files. And aliens, don't forget the aliens.
Rincewind Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 A remarked on a comment made somewhere. It said if you thumped your boss would there be a public outcry on social media asking for you not to be sacked.
BoneDog Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Some great shouts - although I still think the biggest pension extension you can get is one of these - and it's far cheaper than something that get's you from A to B. That's quite a beauty.
MooseBreath Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Seems like the BBC have jumped the gun a bit on suspending him. The producer didn't even make a complaint. I wonder if the viewing figures have dropped a bit for this last series and the BBC are looking to use this as an excuse to cut the show. I'm sure the license fee will be reduced to reflect the money saved.
BoneDog Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 When WWTREY begins - and we all know it's coming - I hope that some c*&ts got one of their nukes aimed straight at the BBC. Just incase it's illegal to say stuff like this nowadays, even after our 'protect free speech' debates and Je Suis this and that, I'd like to add that it was definitely a joke. When WWtrey kicks off and 70% of us are burning in napalm I really hope that the men and women at the BBC who walk around the woods at night once a month wearing red or black robes whilst drinking goat urine and baby blood are safe and sound and don't have to suffer the same fate as the riff-raff. I hope they get away scot-free and from the ashes can continue to propagandise the world with their bosses bullshine for another 50 years, hopefully continuing what they're best at by helping to cause the first war in the new world. Just thought I'd add that incase hoping for specifically placed nukes is an arrestable offence. They sell merchandise in magazines, DVDs, books, branding, shows and even video games like Forza. Then add in that the BBC sells the rights to the show to different networks to be aired in hundreds of counties at a premium. Wow, they must be making a mint then if you add that to the billions they extort from the British public. Quite the racket. Just out of interest, how far would people be prepared to let Clarkson go before they stopped watching him (in relation to his alleged behaviour). Beating up a producer? Running them over? If it's proved he did hit a work colleague, I fail to see how anyone can defend his actions and blame the BBC. You can bet that if it was a Pakistan BBC guy who'd left hooked a colleague then about 25% of the bring back Clarkson signators would be signing a petition right now to get him sacked. The petition would be titled something like 'let's make sure this thug never works again - and ban religion'.
yorkie1999 Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 A remarked on a comment made somewhere. It said if you thumped your boss would there be a public outcry on social media asking for you not to be sacked. Depends who your boss was...... David Cameron
Guest MattP Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 A remarked on a comment made somewhere. It said if you thumped your boss would there be a public outcry on social media asking for you not to be sacked. Like anything in life Ken, Aal depends how valuable you are to the people who are carrying out the disciplinary procedures. I remember Eric Cantona kung fu kicking a customer and keeping his job. If Messi punched the physio at Barcelona he wouldn't be getting the sack, can guarantee you that.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Bloody overpaid BBC divas paid for by my licence fee
Guest MattP Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Bit of a letdown in yesterday's Guardian, only six articles relating to Jeremy Clarkson (the 4th link says mar11th in link but was posted on 12th). Will have a glance through today's when I walk to the shop. http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/12/noel-edmonds-bbc-jeremy-clarkson-top-gear http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/12/jeremy-clarkson-bbc-libby-purves-top-gear http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/11/bbc-jeremy-clarkson-suspension-top-gear http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/12/top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-suspension-bbc http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/12/jeremy-clarkson-bbc-bosses-fracas-top-gear-suspension http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2015/mar/12/fracas-surge-google-jeremy-clarkson-suspension
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