Messi Posted 11 July 2010 Posted 11 July 2010 Going On My First Lads Holiday This Summer To Zante. Been Reading About All Kind of Stuff on Other Forums About Funny Stuff Thats Happened on Other Lads Holidays, So I Thought I Would Make a Topic On Her To See If Any Of You Have Got Any Good'uns A Funny One Off Another Forum Being: My mate went to Kos with his bird and another couple. About two nights into the holiday they went out, drinks were flowing, suffice to say they got in a mess.Arriving back the two lads go out on the balcony for a game of cards, it's a bit dark so they get the candles out for a bit of extra light. My mate goes and gets a bottle of Aftershock and the pair of them sit there drinking shots and playing brag. Both end up so wrecked they fall asleep at the table but as my mate begins to loll he inadvertently knocks over a glass of Aftershock on to the candle and it goes up like Piper Alpha, setting his face on fire. The other lad wakes up to find my pal literally ablaze and dragged him into the shower to douse out the flames. He was due to stay for a fortnight but his face was burnt so badly he came home after three days looking like Simon Weston. Thankfully his face healed fine and he thought he had no scars - until he stood under a ultraviolet light in Venus about a year later and his nose chin and cheeks were covered in white patches. He had a face like a plasterer's radio!
ousefox Posted 11 July 2010 Posted 11 July 2010 Why Do You Insist on Putting a Capital Letter At The Start of Nearly Every Word? Does it Not Seem Like a Lot of Effort? Just Wondering.... But that story is quite funny
davieG Posted 11 July 2010 Posted 11 July 2010 But not strictly a lads on holiday story as they went with their girlfriends
AoWW Posted 11 July 2010 Posted 11 July 2010 And maybe not particularly funny - ending up with serious burns and having his holiday cut short.
Hitesh Posted 12 July 2010 Posted 12 July 2010 4 of us went to Kavos in '05 and had a fookin amazing time! It was quite funny in places and not so in others, especially for one of my mates. On the first night he managed to cut his head open after missing his chair and smacking his head into the table in front of him - the funny thing about that is that blood was rushing out of his head but he continued to walk down the strip insisting he was fine! Luckily, there was a doctor nearby. He ended up having stiches in his head which made him look as if he had a fly on his head throughout the hols! A few nights later, we went to a massive night out where there were 3 hotels having a beach party - the night ended up with my mate halucinating thinking his family was dead and they were rising from the sea coming after him. He was going mad! It ended with him having some injections in his ass to send him to sleep. Not good! But you see the funny side afterwards. Also, the same guy got slapped by a small greek man which was probably the funniest thing I think I've even seen. He had a pool queue in his hand and he walked out the beach area but the guy thought he was stealing the pool queue and rushed after him to take it back, and then giving him a slap for it aswell. My mate was stunned - just stood there like, WTF?!. Many other stories to tell but I should really get back to work! Have a good time to anyone who is on a lads trip this year - make the most of it! Also, look out for the Ron Jeremy lookalike who is the Kebab stall owner on the main strip - I even thing there is a Facebook group about him! Legend and the Kebabs are pretty awesome too!
lcfcadam Posted 12 July 2010 Posted 12 July 2010 Also, the same guy got slapped by a small greek man which was probably the funniest thing I think I've even seen. He had a pool queue in his hand and he walked out the beach area but the guy thought he was stealing the pool queue and rushed after him to take it back, and then giving him a slap for it aswell. My mate was stunned - just stood there like, WTF?!. Amusing stories but it took me a while to work out how you could have a pool queue in your hand... I had this image of someone kidnapping all the people waiting to dive in the pool before I figured out what you meant!
samlcfc Posted 12 July 2010 Posted 12 July 2010 I went on holiday a couplke of weeks ago with some mates. Came to my senses wandering the street one morning with half a front tooth. Looked well stupid for the rest of the holiday but fueled much of the banter
Wymsey Posted 12 July 2010 Posted 12 July 2010 Went on Holiday to Costa Brava. On the eve of returning home, i was walking with my family and as i was unfortunately next to her, my nan's low shirt went on top of her head by the 'heavy' wind and she gave me a good bollocking as she thought i did it as a prank and never spoken to me since the third day back home. Don't think she likes me now My nan's high skirt not a low one. Getting carried away
Manwell Pablo Posted 12 July 2010 Posted 12 July 2010 And maybe not particularly funny - ending up with serious burns and having his holiday cut short. Self inflicted = funny.
rico Posted 12 July 2010 Posted 12 July 2010 Went Ibiza in '89 with a couple of mates and as soon as we landed we went straight on the ale.My ginger haired mate just sat in the sun all afternoon without putting any lotion on,necking ale and by evening was burnt to a crisp.He never managed to get out all holiday until the last night and had to spend everyday in the hotel room as he was covered in blisters from head to foot.Every night when we got back to thr room after clubbing,he was always sat in a cold bath of water with a flannel over his face!
Hitesh Posted 13 July 2010 Posted 13 July 2010 Amusing stories but it took me a while to work out how you could have a pool queue in your hand... I had this image of someone kidnapping all the people waiting to dive in the pool before I figured out what you meant! Haha! My bad - although I'm sure that second point must have happened sometime during a lads holiday, just not mine!
SystonFox Posted 13 July 2010 Posted 13 July 2010 Went south of France in 08 and after playing some cards in the apatment drink started to flow,watched a lad down 1L of shitty cheap vodka in around 5 mins,he subsequently ran around the place wildly until he confronted a small gecko climbing the wall and he then screamed at it to get out his room when it wasn't even his room. Moments later he was outside dancing on top of a car until he fell backwards, grabbing a branch on the way and swinging/ around like Tarzan. He then bashed into a stone wall grazing his back and banging his head, looked really painful but it was so funny. He ended up in hospital with no insurance so faced a huge bill, did he pay? No way he did a runner. Classic.
C-man Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 Went to Magalluf a couple of years back and stayed in a 'hotel' overlooking a pretty busy street and opposite a couple of restaurants. Anyway, one evening this tour group (mainly girls) are being led past so my mate strips down to his boxers and stuffs his pants with a sock. He hops onto the balcony table and begins dancing for them. Ten seconds later another mate whips the lad's keks down, exposing his member and more importantly the sock. Genius On a Geography trip to Lanzarote, I was just about to get in the shower when I hear a knock at the door. I answer in my boxers and expecting it to be a couple of mates returning with booze, I turn without looking and moon the pair.... Only it wasn't my mates. It was the more than slightly bemused maid! Fortunately the room was on the ground floor so I pulled them up and legged it out the window!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 I know some lads who bumped into none other than Michael Barrymore whilst on holiday. Mr Barrymore ALLEGEDLY attempted to obtain some 'substances' from them, and whilst drunk they hatched a plan to rob him, a plan later abandoned when they became fearful that, as he's quite a big chap, he would overpower them and 'bum them'
Zingari Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 My trousers once fell down in Strait street , Valetta , they never made me mayor or owt though
Head Honcho Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 Went Ibiza in '89 with a couple of mates and as soon as we landed we went straight on the ale.My ginger haired mate just sat in the sun all afternoon without putting any lotion on,necking ale and by evening was burnt to a crisp.He never managed to get out all holiday until the last night and had to spend everyday in the hotel room as he was covered in blisters from head to foot.Every night when we got back to thr room after clubbing,he was always sat in a cold bath of water with a flannel over his face! Went Ibiza in 89 myself..............maybe I was with you! In fact I'm pretty sure I was with you? How is Mr Irvine these days?
Fox You Forest Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 My trousers once fell down in Strait street , Valetta , they never made me mayor or owt though Hardly surprising given the amount of churches in Malta, with you planning to cancel prayer.
cambridgefox Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 Went to Benidorm with two mates.one of the lads dared us to go skinny dipping in the pool."you first. we chortled"He jumped in the pool and we ran off with his clothes.No big deal you say.He had to go through the bar to get to the lift!!! we had the camcorder ready for his enterance to our room.He was spitting mad.I laughed so much i nearly shit myself.The next day my mate(lets call him ,to be original Mr skinny dip)said lets get my other mate back.He grabbed the camcorder and told me to wipe my arse on it,all on film again.Half way through mr skinny dip said" you c**t thats my toothbrush!!!" To top the holiday off for mr skinnydip, we were twated one night and went to a kareoke bar.he got up and sang badly.When he hit the high note,he pissed himself.This is all true and caught on tape.comedy gold! im a dad of two now and have put the tape under lock and key.oh and he had a shit off the 16th floor!
Tevez Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 What happens on holiday... Stays on holiday is the motto!
cambridgefox Posted 14 July 2010 Posted 14 July 2010 What happens on holiday... Stays on holiday is the motto! Till this day,he likes to spread the word of his antics.At least i gave him a crap name to hide his identity,he will be fuming when he finds out i didnt use his real name!
DB11 Posted 6 June 2011 Posted 6 June 2011 Would you believe that I searched "lads holidays stories" into Google and this thread was the top link Cool
The Year Of The Fox Posted 6 June 2011 Posted 6 June 2011 Got 2. Went to benidorm 4 years ago. Flying from east mids at 7am, we mustve had 3 pints before the flight. Drinking on the plane, and all day at the villa once there. Headed into town where I met a geordie bird in the 'village pub' The only thing I remember after was asking her name. Apparentley afterwards we were virtually shagging on the pub sofas with our clothes on- its called dry sex apparentley! After that I was so drunk I (again apparentley) dropped about 4 pint glasses in a row. In the meantime the other lads are watching this pub game in the same pub, involving wrapping tights round your waste and putting an onion in each foot. The idea being you use these big balls to knock over empty bottles by swinging your hips whilst putting your hands on your head. My mate smiggy went too far and got bollock naked and started swinging his real balls at the bottles. Another one, also 4 years ago, 30 of us went to riga for a stag do. We had a bus organised to got from riga to talinn where england were playing estonia. On arriving at riga we were getting on it big time, the stag wearing a giant rat suit. A big fight broke out with some locals, ending up with 5 of us being nicked, including the stag in his suit! A few of us took a bit of a beating by the police once in the station. To cut a very long story short, the 5of us ended up in court the next day, after being made to sign documents that we couldnt even understand as a translator wasnt available. At one point according to a copper who was translating in the court waiting room reckoned we could be looking at 2 years each. Think he was trying to scare us, tho it did work. Whilst in the court the other lads who hadnt got arrested had found the court, when a bloke in a derby shirt walked out. One of our lot remarked, 'theyre ****ed if hes the judge!' It was a sight seeing the stag in his suite before the judge! We all got let off with a fine, and went back to the station where the police held us even longer. The 5th lad was being charged with sprayin a copper in the face with cs gas. The copper had suffered a severe allergic reaction to it. Again, a very long story but the lad ended up being locked up for about a month til the coppers let him out without his passport, demanding 5k. He got the money to them, got his passport back, then was told by the cops the poorly copper had just admitted holding the cs spray the wrong way round and spraying himself in the face. Never made it to estonia.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 6 June 2011 Posted 6 June 2011 Arrested in Riga. Almost murdered in South Africa Chased by cops in Estonia Best mate held up at gun point in South Africa Breaking bones in Botswanna Getting Kicked out of our Hostel in London, Budapest and Edinburgh....but got let bacck in all 3 times cos the managers loved me. Got Abducted in Zimbabwe Chased away car thieves in Russia Stopped a rape in Swiss Alps Strip show gone wrong in Barcelona. Getting in to mischief is all part of the holiday experience
ajthefox Posted 7 June 2011 Posted 7 June 2011 Arrested in Riga. Almost murdered in South Africa Chased by cops in Estonia Best mate held up at gun point in South Africa Breaking bones in Botswanna Getting Kicked out of our Hostel in London, Budapest and Edinburgh....but got let bacck in all 3 times cos the managers loved me. Got Abducted in Zimbabwe Chased away car thieves in Russia Stopped a rape in Swiss Alps Strip show gone wrong in Barcelona. Getting in to mischief is all part of the holiday experience Getting arrested maybe, but I struggle to see how any of the other 3 could be even remotely funny..
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 7 June 2011 Posted 7 June 2011 Getting arrested maybe, but I struggle to see how any of the other 3 could be even remotely funny.. Well the lead up to them is funny and the fact i survived, it's all part of the experience, if you met me you would understand i don't take things to seriously. With each of them it was one of those things when you woke up the next morning and just went "Wow did that really happen." I didn't want any of them to happen but when your young and drinking some stupid things happen. Oh and the abduction one was my own fault too drunk and too trusting long story funny night was just shitting myself the whole time. Article on my mate from South Afirca This is the mate that had a gun pulled on him. Gets a mention here as well
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