TheUltimateWinner Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 Burmiese Alex Herbert (16) Midfielder Wikipedia Page Has apparantley Signed for leicester. He was described by former Al Arabi Chairman Péricles Chamusca as "an excellent young prospect", He was based in asia, In a club called al arabi. Alex Herbet, Was born in leicester but moved to al arabi. He was scouted and brought back to his home town, He discribed it as a "Dream come true" . He Will have the number 42 Squad number. Btw: He has been compared to pele, And turned away a contract for Real Madrid. PS: I Am aware that his is a fake and the wiki page is funny shit
Guest ttfn Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 He has been compared to Pele I feel a bit sorry for the lad. Erectile dysfunction doesn't normally kick in until late middle age. I also feel sorry for the bloke banned from energy drinks for five years according to his wikipedia.
Narborough_fox Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 No record of him after a quick Google search. Bicycle kick from the halfway line, I don't think so.
Houdini Logic Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 ''In 2009, Herbert suffered a broken nose after being punched by teammate Wilhelm Haughtonov for not passing the ball. Then, after insulting Haughtonov's haircut, he was chased round the pitch by the young Russian.'' I love this guy already - there's just something likeable about his name
Kilworthfox Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 lol Some people have far too much time onb their hands
cc_star Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 Burmiese Alex Herbert (16) Midfielder Wikipedia Page Has apparantley Signed for leicester. He was described by former Al Arabi Chairman Péricles Chamusca as "an excellent young prospect", He was based in asia, In a club called al arabi. Alex Herbet, Was born in leicester but moved to al arabi. He was scouted and brought back to his home town, He discribed it as a "Dream come true" . He Will have the number 42 Squad number. Btw: He has been compared to pele, And turned away a contract for Real Madrid. The Wiki page was only created today, by someone who's never created a page ever before Some funny stuff in there though
Finnegan Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicester_City_F.C On the official squad list
lavrentis Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 I like how when you click "Leicester FC" down the side it links to the Leicester Tigers
lildave3 Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 No record of him after a quick Google search. Bicycle kick from the halfway line, I don't think so. You actually searched for him?!
TheUltimateWinner Posted 4 October 2010 Author Posted 4 October 2010 Ultimate winner has had a mare. ;P
Dan Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 its a wind up surely?. I think this forum needs a facepalm emoticon.
kam6 Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 Complete and utter bull crap!! Funny that you believe anything that you read on shittypedia!
Prospero Posted 5 October 2010 Posted 5 October 2010 It appears that Alex Herbert has just died. Although he was only 16, I thought he might have come on in the last ten minutes against Hull. Now, sadly not.
Criggers Posted 5 October 2010 Posted 5 October 2010 It's quite bloody hard reading that at work and hiding my laughter, I'm wiping the tears away now hoping nobody notices Absolutely hilarious.
Clazie Posted 6 October 2010 Posted 6 October 2010 Sounds like a god-like signing. As an added bonus, his lack of existance will give many of the championship defenders a right old headache.
phillthefox Posted 6 October 2010 Posted 6 October 2010 In 2009, Herbert suffered a broken nose after being punched by teammate Wilhelm Haughtonov for not passing the ball. Then, after insulting Haughtonov's haircut, he was chased round the pitch by the young Russian. Herbert narrowly avoided a career ending two footed lunge from Haughtonov, who was suspended for five seasons and banned from energy drinks for life. It was not the first time Haughtonov, who has a very bad reputation in Qatari football, had lost his cool. After gaining 19 red cards in 23 appearances it was suspected that his wealthy oil baron father paid his own son's wages to keep him in the team. Under strict Qatai law, the original charge for the foul was to be death, but his father bribed the judge who lowered the charge to a five season ban. LEGEND !!!!! wish this was real
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