Bad/gruesome injuries you have had

[Captain...]

Iron railing with arrowhead through arm

8 stitches in back

5 stitches in ear

4 stitches in eyebrow

cracked head open left side

2 broken arms

2 broken wrists

dislocated finger

cracked ribs

spinal surgery

3 replacement front teeth

torn ankle ligaments

bottom lip once touched nose due to swelling

I've stubbed my toe a couple of times too but I still say the worse pain I've had is toothache and scariest injury cramp in my toes whilst open water swimming.

Are you a stunt man?

[Zingari]

Iron railing with arrowhead through arm

8 stitches in back

5 stitches in ear

4 stitches in eyebrow

cracked head open left side

2 broken arms

2 broken wrists

dislocated finger

cracked ribs

spinal surgery

3 replacement front teeth

torn ankle ligaments

bottom lip once touched nose due to swelling

I've stubbed my toe a couple of times too but I still say the worse pain I've had is toothache and scariest injury cramp in my toes whilst open water swimming.

that'll teach you to pick a fight with my missus

[Nick]

Are you a stunt man?

No.

that'll teach you to pick a fight with my missus

She drew first blood.

[leicsmac]

Dislocated shoulder whilst goalkeeping for my uni department team. Paramedics who arrived first popped it back in pretty much on the spot with no warning. I screamed.

[cambridgefox]

Iron railing with arrowhead through arm

8 stitches in back

5 stitches in ear

4 stitches in eyebrow

cracked head open left side

2 broken arms

2 broken wrists

dislocated finger

cracked ribs

spinal surgery

3 replacement front teeth

torn ankle ligaments

bottom lip once touched nose due to swelling

I've stubbed my toe a couple of times too but I still say the worse pain I've had is toothache and scariest injury cramp in my toes whilst open water swimming.

Are you a stunt man?

No,just clumsy!! You could always try doing something dangerous like riding a motorbike in rush hour.

[cambridgefox]

Dislocated my shoulder 6 times in one day playing rugby,the 1st time it popped in and I carried on playing for about 5 mins before it came out again,this time it took ages,went back in ,got changed went again I even drove home!!

I was going to Malaysia and was having my booster jabs the next day so would wait and mention it at the docs,it just kept coming out so went to the hospital,I really messed it up ligament damage was bad and I couldn't throw a piece of paper in the bin without sinking to my knees in pain for a few months.Luckily it hasn't happened since which I've heard is unusual ,but I am careful it's been about 12 years so I'm hoping it will be fine.

Dislocated shoulder whilst goalkeeping for my uni department team. Paramedics who arrived first popped it back in pretty much on the spot with no warning. I screamed.

I'm rock hard ggggrrrrrrr

[Nick]

No,just clumsy!! You could always try doing something dangerous like riding a motorbike in rush hour.

I do and none of the above are motorbike related, all are actually separate incidents.

[cambridgefox]

I do and none of the above are motorbike related, all are actually separate incidents.

Bloody hell,I'm a rep and I think I am a good driver,but I see so many people who do not use rear view mirrors.With your track record of luck may I suggest a sidecar for extra wheels on the ground.

[Zingari]

Bloody hell,I'm a rep and I think I am a good driver,but I see so many people who do not use rear view mirrors.With your track record of luck may I suggest a sidecar for extra wheels on the ground.

i used to have a 650 triumph trophy combo ( you could have them at 16 and not bother with helmets and stuff)

learning to turn left handed corners was anything but safe.

half the time you ended up on the other side of the road you'd just turned into facing the oncoming traffic

[Nick]

Bloody hell,I'm a rep and I think I am a good driver,but I see so many people who do not use rear view mirrors.With your track record of luck may I suggest a sidecar for extra wheels on the ground.

I do fear the motorbike may be the final one

I have a BMW Bluetooth system that when it switches off the lady says in your helmet "Goodbye" I imagine lying by some roadside with multiple injuries, some inappropriate and now annoying 'Rage Against The Machine' track still playing loudly, then the last words I hear before silence and both me and the battery dying is that BMW lady saying "Goodbye."

[cambridgefox]

i used to have a 650 triumph trophy combo ( you could have them at 16 and not bother with helmets and stuff)

learning to turn left handed corners was anything but safe.

half the time you ended up on the other side of the road you'd just turned into facing the oncoming traffic

Bet Dick Turpin shat his pants coming the other way!

[RonnieTodger]

Never broken a bone but when I was about 8 I was playing football on the playground and got shouldered off by an older lad. Took all the skin off near my eye. I looked a bit like Harvey Dent. (Slight exaggeration)

[Nick]

Never broken a bone but when I was about 8 I was playing football on the playground and got shouldered off by an older lad. Took all the skin off near my eye. I looked a bit like Harvey Dent. (Slight exaggeration)

Yeah, I once had an ulcer scraped off my cornea which was a pants day out - they said had it been 2mm to the left I'd have lost the sight in the eye.

[Zingari]

Bet Dick Turpin shat his pants coming the other way!

Only cuz I had Betty Turpin in the sidecar

When I say "sidecar" , it was just a big black box made out of lorry pallets

[Gold Coast Fox]

Cigarette ash in the eye last season at Barnsley.

[Nick]

Cigarette ash in the eye last season at Barnsley.

What's going on with your sig. it appears to be some kind of religious, socio - political inflammatory image........ what's it all about?

[rico]

Had a nosebleed last season when we got up to 6th place !

[blueblood88]

Broken jaw, stretched ligaments in my left knee and left ankle. About it for me

[Jackirius]

I got about an inch of a pen spring tangled in my finger in high school which created a foot high spurt of blood and had to be given anaesthetic to take it out. Good times, also got in a fight and had to have the back of my eye operated on which was pretty horrible at the time.

[Parafox]

Fractured cheekbone from being hit in the face with a glass ashtray in a club.

Had no really gruesome injuries but I've seen LOADS

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

I got an infection under my foreskin and it filled my bell with liquid smegma. I had to run a hot bath, peel my bell and literally shag the water to clean it all out. Doctors orders

[lavrentis]

What's going on with your sig. it appears to be some kind of religious, socio - political inflammatory image........ what's it all about?

[z-layrex]

Abscess in my dick. Unbelievable pain.

[EnderbyFox]

I got an infection under my foreskin and it filled my bell with liquid smegma. I had to run a hot bath, peel my bell and literally shag the water to clean it all out. Doctors orders

[ScouseFox]

My Physics teacher trapped all 4 of my fingers on my right hand in the hinge side of a door when I was about 13. No major damage, was a bit gruesome cos on two fingers you could see the bone cos they'd been squashed. Main problem was that I had rugby in PE next lesson. Catching a ball hurt like fúck. All healed up now, some very small scars in a line across my fingers.

That's it really, other than a huge fat lip when I put my head in where it hurts playing football. The piece of skin that attaches your top lip to your gum doesn't attach mine anymore. There was a lot of blood then too. I got MOTM though cos I saved an almost certain goal and nearly got my head took off.