Bad/gruesome injuries you have had

[Parafox]

.

That's it really, other than a huge fat lip when I put my head in where it hurts playing football. The piece of skin that attaches your top lip to your gum doesn't attach mine anymore. There was a lot of blood then too. I got MOTM though cos I saved an almost certain goal and nearly got my head took off.

Seen a guy with his bottom lip bitten off by a dog... and he was still trying to smoke a fag

[SystonFox]

ACL rupture three years ago in my right knee about as bad as ive ever got.

once ate a toilet bloo when i was about 3 years old in playgroup. hardly an injury

[Zingari]

ACL rupture three years ago in my right knee about as bad as ive ever got.

once ate a toilet bloo when i was about 3 years old in playgroup. hardly an injury

that could send you clean round the bend

[Matt]

When I was 18 months old I pulled a cup of just boiled black coffee over me at my granddad funeral, burnt all my stomach, lucky didn't go over my neck/face and my nappy saved it from burning my cock/balls. Got scars still, I don't notice then as I see them everyday, they thought i'd have to have a skin graft at the time but got away without one, luckily I did it at 18 months old and can't remember a thing about it.

[Nick]

that could send you clean round the bend

[z-layrex]

When I was 18 months old I pulled a cup of just boiled black coffee over me at my granddad funeral, burnt all my stomach, lucky didn't go over my neck/face and my nappy saved it from burning my cock/balls. Got scars still, I don't notice then as I see them everyday, they thought i'd have to have a skin graft at the time but got away without one, luckily I did it at 18 months old and can't remember a thing about it.

That's awful, not only for you but I would imagine your family was already going through enough that day without all that too.

[Matt]

That's awful, not only for you but I would imagine your family was already going through enough that day without all that too.

Yeah like I say it's almost like it never happened as far as i'm concerned because I have no memory of it and have grown up with the scars which in all honest don't seem that bad, it healed very well (Although i've seen them everyday of my life), I have had the odd conversation about it with my family but it never really gets mentioned

[skinnydipper]

It involved a zip

[Fox in the North]

Erm busted most of my ligaments, tendons and muscles when playing rugby and got destroyed by a monster of a second row and the ground was frozen

Nowadays I play american football and so far I've had concussion, torn thigh muscles on either leg and a dislocated thumb from trying to catch the ball.

[Zingari]

It involved a zip

Are you Boris Johnson ?

[skinnydipper]

Are you Boris Johnson ?

Not so.

Didn't realise Bozza was a Cameo fan

[pSinatra]

Broken jaw, broken ribs, broken nose, dislocated thumbs & nearly took my index finger off with some hedge cutters

.......but for some serious pain get yourself a few kidney stones!! Thank fvck for morphine

[1964FOX]

Messing around with my mate on a park throwing a javelin to each other. Got distracted, heard a loud shout, looked up and saw the javelin coming straight at me. Tried to move but it hit me in the leg just above my left knee. Fortunately it hit my bone and didn't go straight through. Git away with a flesh wound, a trip to the LRINand some stitches.

[Dr The Singh]

Broken Nail

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

Broken jaw, broken ribs, broken nose, dislocated thumbs & nearly took my index finger off with some hedge cutters

.......but for some serious pain get yourself a few kidney stones!! Thank fvck for morphine

Bust my ribs in a scrap. Never known pain like it. I have heard stones take the piss though

[Milton Keynes Fox]

Was sprinting after the ball in football, right foot fell in a pothole and ankle went other way, couldn't walk and was x-rayed not broken, but obviously done something to ligaments, was given no crutches so left to walk on it (which i couldn't do) made it worse and now i feel it all the time now

[Webbo]

Messing around with my mate on a park throwing a javelin to each other. Got distracted, heard a loud shout, looked up and saw the javelin coming straight at me. Tried to move but it hit me in the leg just above my left knee. Fortunately it hit my bone and didn't go straight through. Git away with a flesh wound, a trip to the LRINand some stitches.

If you'd managed to stagger backwards a bit your mate could have set a new world record.

[I am Rod Hull]

I once coughed a baked bean up, 5 or 6 days after last eating any

[FoxesAreBlue]

I once coughed a bake bean up, 5 or 6 days after last eating any

You just reminded me!...

When we were kids about 8/9ish my mate trapped his fingers in a piano so my mum took him to hospital, when we were there there was a kid (same age) with a baked bean stuck up his nose and another kid (again, about the same age!) with a blue pencil lead stuck in his ear! The childrens ward must have wonded wtf was going on that day!

[I am Rod Hull]

You just reminded me!...

When we were kids about 8/9ish my mate trapped his fingers in a piano so my mum took him to hospital, when we were there there was a kid (same age) with a baked bean stuck up his nose and another kid (again, about the same age!) with a blue pencil lead stuck in his ear! The childrens ward must have wonded wtf was going on that day!

I was at school with a lad that had a tiddly wink stuck up his nose

[Jimothy]

I was at school with a lad that had a tiddly wink stuck up his nose

That's one hell of a shot!!!

[I am Rod Hull]

That's one hell of a shot!!!

His brothers swore it was flipped up there..

[FoxesAreBlue]

What the hell is a tiddy wink? I've heard of a tiddy wank but I guess they're two different things.

EDIT:

I've just re-read that, now I get ya!!!!!

I'm tired.

[FrankieADZ]

I broke my neck. and didn't know about it for a good 3 weeks......could have been longer tbh.

The other bad 1 I've had is back spasms cause by an inflamed spinal cord, for which I was left in bed for 4 1/2 months.... in the general.

yeah I'm a walking disaster.

[Reynard Bleu]

Ruptured carotid artery in my neck causing a stroke and loss of pints of blood. Closest to something really bad was an RPG hitting the ground 6 feet in front of me but failing to detonate.