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Celebrities you just don't get.

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Like I said and sdb quoted.

Anybody who has programmes on ITV2 suck bollocks.

Towie and Peter Andre are the worst, whoever sits and watches shit like that just :facepalm:

Posted

Good summary - i'd go with this. Davina McCall is another great shout. Someone must like her!

Cannot believe the Bowie shouts though - disgrace!

Quite agree about Bowie. Possibly my favourite track ever:

I've already confessed my liking for Davina McCall - pure base lust, I'm afraid. Wouldn't go so far as to deliberately watch any of her programmes, but it adds a little sexual charge to my life if I accidentally happen upon her...

Posted

That longing haired DICKHEAD on the BT Infinity adverts. I am not a violent person but if I ever see that guy I'm going to get my mates combine harvester and turn him into a red veneer.

Purely because I imagine that he isn't acting in those adverts and that he actually is that much of a cocky arrogant pompous arsehole.

Call it overreacting if you will. I just hate the guy. As a result of the pr!ck, I also have an irrational and very real dislike of another guy who looks like him who works in a shop in the Highcross

Posted

Now Miranda is one I DEFINITELY don't get.

About as funny as a fart in a spacesuit.

Which she probably did in her show. Before looking gormlessly at the camera. And falling over.

And repeat for several hours for a few weeks on primetime BBC1

Posted

I can understand why...just annoys me somehow. If she wasn't fit she'd just piss everyone off imo. Minimal talent (not in that way).

That's the other reason I like her. She's dumb and crap in a cute way.

Like when she tried to do Star Wars and ended up doing a Nazi salute. Classic.

Posted

As others have said. Corden in character is a good actor and funny to boot.

Corden the man is/was (?) an unbearable, smug git. He seems to have stepped out of the public eye lately.

Miranda Hart has rightly got a shoeing. Talentless. You wonder how these people get anywhere near TV, let alone BBC 1.

Keith Lemon is ridiculous. It's a damning indictment of our society that that character has any kind of following.

But the worst thing of all is people from these faux-reality shows, particularly Made in Chelsea. They were on Jonathan Ross on Saturday. 9:30 on ITV, he was interviewing 5 dullards with the combined charisma of one of the bidets they wash their posh arses in. Whatever you think of Jonathan Ross and his show, he does get some good people on there.

Don't get the hate for Russell Brand myself.

Posted

Didn't we have an "annoying celebrities" thread a while back?

It was meant to be more about why they were feted /celebrities rather than just annoying.

Posted

Davina McCall, shouty woman with no discernable talent.

Keith Lemon, lazy, falls back on smut and rubbish innuendo.

Colin Murray... whiny voice and irritating on Sunday MotD.

Paddy McGuiness..useless without Peter Kay

Vernon Kay

Cheryl Cole

All the women on Loose Women

Alan Carr

Lenny Henry

Dawn French

But without doubt the biggest, most useless arrogant smug git ever...

SIMON COWELL

Posted

Not really a celeb but somebody I find irritating.

The bald guy on the football league show who is always sent off to a random football graound and introduces himself next to the tunnel as the teams walk out.

He often is send to to the "lighthearted irreverent shit" that nobody wants to see/hear.

Posted

Which she probably did in her show. Before looking gormlessly at the camera. And falling over.

And repeat for several hours for a few weeks on primetime BBC1

Exactly my point. lol

If being tall, clumsy and gormless constitutes hilarious these days, then Per Mertesacker has a glittering career in sitcoms awaiting when he retires.

Posted

Amanda Holden is not fit, and she seems like a cvnt.

I hate anyone off those kind of shows she's on, especially the ones who start roaring after every performance. Oh and the ones who stand up and clap halfway through, or even worse, stand up and dance to a song one of them is singing. Can you be any more of a camera hogging whore?

Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!!

Talentless cvnt

I also dislike Carol Vorderman (shes so fake)

Adrian Chiles

Andy Townsend

Nick Grimshaw

Greg James

Will.i.am.not

Anyone from towie, made in Chelsea, Geordie shore, kardushions and that gypsy weddin dog shite

Posted

Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!!

Talentless cvnt

I also dislike Carol Vorderman (shes so fake)

Adrian Chiles

Andy Townsend

Nick Grimshaw

Greg James

Will.i.am.not

Anyone from towie, made in Chelsea, Geordie shore, kardushions and that gypsy weddin dog shite

Exactly why do gypsies get a TV show? They should be getting a deportation the *****

Posted

Don't get the hate for Russell Brand myself.

Same. I didn't know he was disliked so much. I find him hilarious.

Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!!

Talentless cvnt

No need for the personal abuse. :ph34r::P.

Just for the record, I don't find Amanda Holden the fittest ever. She's quite attractive I think.

Posted

Russell Brand gets some unfair stick, doesn't deserve to be in a thread with the likes of Sarah Millican and fúcking Miranda.

Those two are a ****ing disgrace to female comedians I do not get how anyone finds them funny theirs much funnier who get no exposure

Posted

Those two are a ****ing disgrace to female comedians I do not get how anyone finds them funny theirs much funnier who get no exposure

What about that Nigerian female comedian? Now she is a ****. Same recycled rubbish about Nigerian families which no one finds funny.

Posted

Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!!

Talentless cvnt

I also dislike Carol Vorderman (shes so fake)

Adrian Chiles

Andy Townsend

Nick Grimshaw

Greg James

Will.i.am.not

Anyone from towie, made in Chelsea, Geordie shore, kardushions and that gypsy weddin dog shite

I quite like him and Scott Mills on Radio 1, to be honest. Agree regarding the rest though

Posted

What about that Nigerian female comedian? Now she is a ****. Same recycled rubbish about Nigerian families which no one finds funny.

Completely agree, all high profile female comedians are awful and their over exposure is stunning

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