kingfox Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Like I said and sdb quoted. Anybody who has programmes on ITV2 suck bollocks. Towie and Peter Andre are the worst, whoever sits and watches shit like that just
Alf Bentley Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Good summary - i'd go with this. Davina McCall is another great shout. Someone must like her! Cannot believe the Bowie shouts though - disgrace! Quite agree about Bowie. Possibly my favourite track ever: I've already confessed my liking for Davina McCall - pure base lust, I'm afraid. Wouldn't go so far as to deliberately watch any of her programmes, but it adds a little sexual charge to my life if I accidentally happen upon her...
FoxesAreBlue Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 That longing haired DICKHEAD on the BT Infinity adverts. I am not a violent person but if I ever see that guy I'm going to get my mates combine harvester and turn him into a red veneer. Purely because I imagine that he isn't acting in those adverts and that he actually is that much of a cocky arrogant pompous arsehole. Call it overreacting if you will. I just hate the guy. As a result of the pr!ck, I also have an irrational and very real dislike of another guy who looks like him who works in a shop in the Highcross
Parafox Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Didn't we have an "annoying celebrities" thread a while back?
Corky Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Now Miranda is one I DEFINITELY don't get. About as funny as a fart in a spacesuit. Which she probably did in her show. Before looking gormlessly at the camera. And falling over. And repeat for several hours for a few weeks on primetime BBC1
Kitchandro Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 I can understand why...just annoys me somehow. If she wasn't fit she'd just piss everyone off imo. Minimal talent (not in that way). That's the other reason I like her. She's dumb and crap in a cute way. Like when she tried to do Star Wars and ended up doing a Nazi salute. Classic.
Guest ttfn Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 As others have said. Corden in character is a good actor and funny to boot. Corden the man is/was (?) an unbearable, smug git. He seems to have stepped out of the public eye lately. Miranda Hart has rightly got a shoeing. Talentless. You wonder how these people get anywhere near TV, let alone BBC 1. Keith Lemon is ridiculous. It's a damning indictment of our society that that character has any kind of following. But the worst thing of all is people from these faux-reality shows, particularly Made in Chelsea. They were on Jonathan Ross on Saturday. 9:30 on ITV, he was interviewing 5 dullards with the combined charisma of one of the bidets they wash their posh arses in. Whatever you think of Jonathan Ross and his show, he does get some good people on there. Don't get the hate for Russell Brand myself.
davieG Posted 17 April 2013 Author Posted 17 April 2013 Didn't we have an "annoying celebrities" thread a while back? It was meant to be more about why they were feted /celebrities rather than just annoying.
Parafox Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Davina McCall, shouty woman with no discernable talent. Keith Lemon, lazy, falls back on smut and rubbish innuendo. Colin Murray... whiny voice and irritating on Sunday MotD. Paddy McGuiness..useless without Peter Kay Vernon Kay Cheryl Cole All the women on Loose Women Alan Carr Lenny Henry Dawn French But without doubt the biggest, most useless arrogant smug git ever... SIMON COWELL
FoxesAreBlue Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Not really a celeb but somebody I find irritating. The bald guy on the football league show who is always sent off to a random football graound and introduces himself next to the tunnel as the teams walk out. He often is send to to the "lighthearted irreverent shit" that nobody wants to see/hear.
Corky Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Mark Clemmit (replying to Andy's post, I don't find him annoying).
FoxesAreBlue Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Yes that's the silly twat. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/o/oldham_athletic/8478914.stm Anybody want to know the Potted History of Oldham Athletic? Didn't think so.
Alf Bentley Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Yes that's the silly twat. http://news.bbc.co.u...tic/8478914.stm Anybody want to know the Potted History of Oldham Athletic? Didn't think so. Absolutely! Interesting place and I've got a mate who's an Oldham fan! Would draw the line at Derby or Chelsea, though.
Guest Bilo Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Which she probably did in her show. Before looking gormlessly at the camera. And falling over. And repeat for several hours for a few weeks on primetime BBC1 Exactly my point. If being tall, clumsy and gormless constitutes hilarious these days, then Per Mertesacker has a glittering career in sitcoms awaiting when he retires.
SystonFox Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Amanda Holden is not fit, and she seems like a cvnt. I hate anyone off those kind of shows she's on, especially the ones who start roaring after every performance. Oh and the ones who stand up and clap halfway through, or even worse, stand up and dance to a song one of them is singing. Can you be any more of a camera hogging whore? Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!! Talentless cvnt I also dislike Carol Vorderman (shes so fake) Adrian Chiles Andy Townsend Nick Grimshaw Greg James Will.i.am.not Anyone from towie, made in Chelsea, Geordie shore, kardushions and that gypsy weddin dog shite
Danno Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!! Talentless cvnt I also dislike Carol Vorderman (shes so fake) Adrian Chiles Andy Townsend Nick Grimshaw Greg James Will.i.am.not Anyone from towie, made in Chelsea, Geordie shore, kardushions and that gypsy weddin dog shite Exactly why do gypsies get a TV show? They should be getting a deportation the *****
StanSP Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Don't get the hate for Russell Brand myself. Same. I didn't know he was disliked so much. I find him hilarious. Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!! Talentless cvnt No need for the personal abuse. . Just for the record, I don't find Amanda Holden the fittest ever. She's quite attractive I think.
BoneDog Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Not seen Holden for a while. When The Grimley's was on tv though I defo wanted to part the flaps with the bone.
brockmyster Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Russell Brand gets some unfair stick, doesn't deserve to be in a thread with the likes of Sarah Millican and fúcking Miranda. Those two are a ****ing disgrace to female comedians I do not get how anyone finds them funny theirs much funnier who get no exposure
Danno Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Those two are a ****ing disgrace to female comedians I do not get how anyone finds them funny theirs much funnier who get no exposure What about that Nigerian female comedian? Now she is a ****. Same recycled rubbish about Nigerian families which no one finds funny.
RonnieTodger Posted 17 April 2013 Posted 17 April 2013 Agree. I'm not having it that Amanda Holden is "fit". Especially to a 20 something like yourself Stan! Dispicable!!! Talentless cvnt I also dislike Carol Vorderman (shes so fake) Adrian Chiles Andy Townsend Nick Grimshaw Greg James Will.i.am.not Anyone from towie, made in Chelsea, Geordie shore, kardushions and that gypsy weddin dog shite I quite like him and Scott Mills on Radio 1, to be honest. Agree regarding the rest though
brockmyster Posted 18 April 2013 Posted 18 April 2013 What about that Nigerian female comedian? Now she is a ****. Same recycled rubbish about Nigerian families which no one finds funny. Completely agree, all high profile female comedians are awful and their over exposure is stunning
kingfox Posted 18 April 2013 Posted 18 April 2013 All these comedian shouts are spot on, they have nothing on the banter king.
Samilktray Posted 18 April 2013 Posted 18 April 2013 It's a bit worrying how emotional some people are getting in this thread. Ott.
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