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Celebrities you just don't get.

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Admittedly I'm not a big celebrity fan anyway but there's some 'famous' ones I just don't get or see the appeal.

Davina McCall

Claudia Winkleman

Patsy Kensit

Most controversially i guess David Bowie

There's plenty more but they're the first ones that spring to mind.

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I think it would be a shorter list to make of all the ones I do get.

Even the most talented singers and actors don't deserve to be regarded in such high esteem as they currently are, talent becomes irrelevant in the cult of celebrity where exposure is everything.

But lets start with anyone who is on TOWIE or any of the bastard offsprings.

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Louie Spence

Keith Lemon

Davina McCall

Jonathan Woss

Adrien Chiles

Any 'celebrity' that has come from TOWIE, made in chelsea, Geordie Shore or any other crap reality show

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James Corden

I thought he was the worst person ever at the point he seemed to be on EVERYTHING, but having seen him in Telstar and shamefully gotten into Gavin and Stacey (that he co-wrote) retrospectively, even he has redeeming features, it would seem.

I KNOW that Russell Howard has done some work for charity, but in terms of his act, that's one that amazes me that his programmes get commissioned.

The real mystery for me though is how Zane Lowe, who seemingly has the charisma of a Tesco self service checkout, ever got a job that involved his voice being transmitted over the airwaves

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Katie Price

Peter Andre

Kerry Catona

Paris Hilton

The collective casts of TOWIE, Made in Chelsea and Geordie Shore.

All absolutely pointless. Total waste of skin.

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I thought he was the worst person ever at the point he seemed to be on EVERYTHING, but having seen him in Telstar and shamefully gotten into Gavin and Stacey (that he co-wrote) retrospectively, even he has redeeming features, it would seem.

I KNOW that Russell Howard has done some work for charity, but in terms of his act, that's one that amazes me that his programmes get commissioned.

The real mystery for me though is how Zane Lowe, who seemingly has the charisma of a Tesco self service checkout, ever got a job that involved his voice being transmitted over the airwaves

With Corden, If he had stuck to comedy writing and acting, I would have no problem with him, but it is the celebrity side of him I can't stand, and that is true for a lot of people, Ricky Gervais is probably the worst, the Office is genius, Extras superb, but he then disappeared up his bum hole and now just churns out as much drivel as possible to build on his fame.

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With Corden, If he had stuck to comedy writing and acting, I would have no problem with him, but it is the celebrity side of him I can't stand, and that is true for a lot of people, Ricky Gervais is probably the worst, the Office is genius, Extras superb, but he then disappeared up his bum hole and now just churns out as much drivel as possible to build on his fame.

My tip - like I know about celebrity and being famous - is never to present a f***ing awards ceremony. I'm guessing they pay well, because why anyone would want to be involved in such a tedious, poorly scripted, self congratulatory wankfest (which they always are, whichever one it is) is way beyond my understanding

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Admittedly I'm not a big celebrity fan anyway but there's some 'famous' ones I just don't get or see the appeal.

Davina McCall

Claudia Winkleman

YES!! Never understood Davina McCall's appeal... she looks like a parrot and shouts all the time.

Claudia Winkleman tries too hard to be scatty like many college students who think they're more popular than they actually are. The type of nob'ead who tries to cram the word "random" in every sentence

I'll also second James Corden. It's alright to be fat and egotistical if you're funny, but you need the "funny" - most important part of being a comedian.

That stupid bint off the Oxo and Isme adverts, I'm guessing she's on Loose Women and talks about how women do everything and men are all pigs and gets a big round of applause at every such mention.

Almost anyone associated with ITV's light entertainment (excluding Harry Hill, who should have his own channel).

Anyone off any reality show that just follows spoilt idiots around. TOWIE and whatever they're called

I have to agree with Keith Lemon. A rubbish character, I can't believe this is the same guy behind Bo' Selecta

Russell Howard, the 5-year-old impression was almost funny the first time but making it the main part of the act is taking the piss a bit.

And U2 and Morrissey.

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My tip - like I know about celebrity and being famous - is never to present a f***ing awards ceremony. I'm guessing they pay well, because why anyone would want to be involved in such a tedious, poorly scripted, self congratulatory wankfest (which they always are, whichever one it is) is way beyond my understanding

It's the shameless self promoting and back slapping I can't stand, it is normally compensation for lack of talent, but in the case of Gervais and even Corden it shouldn't be.

Did you see the cringeworthy exchange between Corden and Patrick Stewart at the award show, horrendous.

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Nick Grimshaw

Just one of those that has to make people aware of all his celebrity friends

Good shout, very very annoying.

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Nick 'Grimmy' Grimshaw and his dumb **** hair,

James Cordon (god his voice just makes me sick, I can imagine his chubby face wobbling around like a young, self righteous Harold Bishop),

Colin Murray (was probably the worst offender a couple of years ago where he was literally on EVERY channel, doing something shit, even darts on Channel 5 I think, urgh),

and Alex Jane gets a mention aswell, simply for being the love child of Russell Brand and a bottle of hairspray.

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Admittedly I'm not a big celebrity fan anyway but there's some 'famous' ones I just don't get or see the appeal.

Davina McCall

Claudia Winkleman

Patsy Kensit

Most controversially i guess David Bowie

There's plenty more but they're the first ones that spring to mind.

I'm sorry, I'm obviously in a minority here and I'm deeply ashamed of myself, but I find Davina McCall very sexually provocative.

She's a raunchy, brazen hussy, which may be part of her appeal....or maybe I'm just a dirty old man.

As for Bowie, I'm not familiar with his recent stuff (must get a listen to the new album, though) but he produced a staggering range and quality of material in the 1970s. Even at 11-12 years of age, "Sorrow" touched a part of me that little else reached, while "Heroes/Helden" (the Anglo-German versions of "Heroes") probably remains my favourite single track of all time by anyone...

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Anyone who is classed as a celeb without having any discernible talent to get themselves such a position.

Oh and Russell Kane, quite possibly the worst comedian in the world... ever.

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