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Celebrities you just don't get.

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Jordan - Sad, obnoxious, plastic slapper.

Jodie Marsh - Sad, obnoxious, plastic slapper.

Mark Lamar. Complete and utter pointless **** of a man.

Lembit Opik or whatever his name is. Cheeky girl shagging, self publicising, wimpy looking twat. Only redeeming himself slightly because he is a Leicester fan.

James Corden and Keith Lemon are funny imo.

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I don't understand how people can be hating on Keith Lemon (I mean seriously, have you ever actually watched celebrity juice? The guy is hysterical) and yet not get why Russell Brand gets stick.

That Miranda chick may be unfunny but that guy; Ive never known someone try so hard and fail so annoyingly at being funny so much of the time. It's actually fascinating on some level.

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I don't understand how people can be hating on Keith Lemon (I mean seriously, have you ever actually watched celebrity juice? The guy is hysterical) and yet not get why Russell Brand gets stick.

Yes I watch it most weeks and I do laugh out loud, doesn't change my opinion of HIM though. Anyone with a gob on them and an ego as big as his could do just as well.

Russel Brand, whilst very clever and educated, is also up himself and comes across as an arrogant, womanising p***k.

Just my opinions.

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Miranda Hart

Jimmy Carr

Alan Carr

Michael McIntyre

Andi Osho

Sarah Millican

All grindingly cringeworthy.

If any are on the telly and I've lost control of the remote then I have to leave the room.

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I find it hilarious that people say Keith Lemon... He's a CHARACTER for gods sake. It's like saying you don't like Bungle from Rainbow, or Ken Barlow from Corrie. His name is Leigh Francis and created Bo Selecta amongst others, surely people know that?

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Miranda Hart

Jimmy Carr

Alan Carr

Michael McIntyre

Andi Osho

Sarah Millican

All grindingly cringeworthy.

If any are on the telly and I've lost control of the remote then I have to leave the room.

One person I cannot stand! :angry:

Anyone from TOWIE, Made In Chelsea and Geordie Shore. They can all fvck right off!

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There seems to be two recurring themes here:

1) Reality television starlets

2) Very popular and successful comedians that you happen not to like

I'm as guilty of the latter as anyone. Russell Howard is seemingly very popular, but I want to throw myself out of a window whenever I see his face.

Comedy's such a subjective thing isn't it? You can argue that (insert name of comedian here) isn't funny until you're blue in the face, but the chances are that comedian will within a matter of weeks be playing to a sold out crowd of whom the majority will be pissing themselves laughing, and yes, that probably applies to Russell Howard too.

A few months ago I found myself in an unfortunate situation where I was sat with an elderly aunt whilst she watched what can only be described as a Last of The Summer Wine marathon on one of the freeview channels. She found it hilarious, to the extent that she was telling the rest of the family about how good it was over dinner the next day. If that doesn't illustrate my point BRILLIANTLY, I don't know what does

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There seems to be two recurring themes here:

1) Reality television starlets

2) Very popular and successful comedians that you happen not to like

I'm as guilty of the latter as anyone. Russell Howard is seemingly very popular, but I want to throw myself out of a window whenever I see his face.

Comedy's such a subjective thing isn't it? You can argue that (insert name of comedian here) isn't funny until you're blue in the face, but the chances are that comedian will within a matter of weeks be playing to a sold out crowd of whom the majority will be pissing themselves laughing, and yes, that probably applies to Russell Howard too.

A few months ago I found myself in an unfortunate situation where I was sat with an elderly aunt whilst she watched what can only be described as a Last of The Summer Wine marathon on one of the freeview channels. She found it hilarious, to the extent that she was telling the rest of the family about how good it was over dinner the next day. If that doesn't illustrate my point BRILLIANTLY, I don't know what does

I'm sure we all agree this bell is not funny though

russell-kane-returns-to-larmer-tree-festival-2012.jpg

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Ahh Russell Kane, him and Nick Grimshaw both have their hair like tossers.

On Keith Lemon though, he is quality, if you don't find him a little bit funny, then you are boring.

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I'm sure we all agree this bell is not funny though

russell-kane-returns-to-larmer-tree-festival-2012.jpg

I don't see him as a comedian, to me he is a presenter, he could be a very funny comedian but as a presenter he is an annoying cock.

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Ahh Russell Kane, him and Nick Grimshaw both have their hair like tossers.

On Keith Lemon though, he is quality, if you don't find him a little bit funny, then you are boring.

people who find relentless innuendo funny are pretty boring.

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There seems to be two recurring themes here:

1) Reality television starlets

2) Very popular and successful comedians that you happen not to like

I'm as guilty of the latter as anyone. Russell Howard is seemingly very popular, but I want to throw myself out of a window whenever I see his face.

Comedy's such a subjective thing isn't it? You can argue that (insert name of comedian here) isn't funny until you're blue in the face, but the chances are that comedian will within a matter of weeks be playing to a sold out crowd of whom the majority will be pissing themselves laughing, and yes, that probably applies to Russell Howard too.

A few months ago I found myself in an unfortunate situation where I was sat with an elderly aunt whilst she watched what can only be described as a Last of The Summer Wine marathon on one of the freeview channels. She found it hilarious, to the extent that she was telling the rest of the family about how good it was over dinner the next day. If that doesn't illustrate my point BRILLIANTLY, I don't know what does

If you can watch an entire episode of Miranda without punching yourself in the face then there's something wrong with you. Objectively.

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