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davieG

Celebrities you just don't get.

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I'm sure once just once, you have laughed at one of my posts.

I'm sure some people have mate, myself included (maybe). It's just the fact you care so much about people finding you funny and rep points. It kind of has the opposite effect
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Therefore I made you laugh.

Easy :kissing:

Well a lot of the so called celebrities in this thread are far LESS entertaining and probably also known by less people than you so by today's definition you truly are a FT celeb. However I expect you to act like a twat and have a diva strop on a regular basis.

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However I expect you to act like a twat and have a diva strop on a regular basis.

I'm pretty normal and level headed in all honesty mate.

Last time I threw a diva strop was when I was about 8 at Christmas, when my aunt and uncle, bought me the wrong A bug's life video.

I got this cover

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But I wanted this cover, so I went absolutely mental

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Not seen Holden for a while.

When The Grimley's was on tv though I defo wanted to part the flaps with the bone.

The things teenage Bilo would have done to her arsehole........

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Therefore I made you laugh.

Easy :kissing:

Have you seen some of the munters that make us laugh?

Have you read some of the jokes that make us laugh?

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The things teenage Bilo would have done to her arsehole........

lol

I don't know of at least half the celebrities in this thread, but have looked at a few pictures of them to form an opinion and most are defo dicks.

Can't think of much worse than watching a celebrity panel or quiz show for entertainment tbh. I could just be a boring bastard of course, but I'm not sure about that.

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Just below ann2 and above Lamby in the pecking order.

Above Lamby, get in :scarf:

Have you seen some of the munters that make us laugh?

Have you read some of the jokes that make us laugh?

All I care about is my talent, nobody else's.

Like I have said before, things come to me with ease, I don't have to think about them for five minutes.

That is a positive.

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In kingfox's instance I am also boring. Bo selecta series 1 and 2 were top dollar comedy sketch shows. Series 3 and everything Keith Lemon since has been utter dog turd. Not even remotely funny just piss poor jokes and "ooooooohhhhh matrons"

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I like to cook & I don't mind the occasional cooking programme. I like Raymond Blanc, but nobody makes me shout at the TV more than Nigel 'fecking get on with it' Slater. I know he's gay......but he's so fecking gay!!!

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I like to cook & I don't mind the occasional cooking programme. I like Raymond Blanc, but nobody makes me shout at the TV more than Nigel 'fecking get on with it' Slater. I know he's gay......but he's so fecking gay!!!

lol

Hes not even that good at cooking either....

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I like to cook & I don't mind the occasional cooking programme. I like Raymond Blanc, but nobody makes me shout at the TV more than Nigel 'fecking get on with it' Slater. I know he's gay......but he's so fecking gay!!!

lol

Hes not even that good at cooking either....

He's always ****ing reminiscing about ingredients and aromas.

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Jordan - Sad, obnoxious, plastic slapper.

Jodie Marsh - Sad, obnoxious, plastic slapper.

Mark Lamar. Complete and utter pointless **** of a man.

Lembit Opik or whatever his name is. Cheeky girl shagging, self publicising, wimpy looking twat. Only redeeming himself slightly because he is a Leicester fan.

James Corden and Keith Lemon are funny imo.

edwina curry.. I really detest.. she is a big mouthed expert on everything, always has to comment on every subject under the sun..but knows fook all..

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I'm shocked that Chris Moyles hasn't been mentioned yet. I wish him an early death.

The rest of my list would include Davina McCall, James Corden, Russell Kane (thanks Babylon, for reminding me that that monumental **** exists), Bono, Lenny Henry, plagiarist Seth MacFarlane, Phill "unfunny git" Jupitus and Rob "twatface" Brydon. I'm sure I'll think of a few more in a minute.

I'm amazed to see David Bowie got a mention. Why? He's pretty much an icon, and he seems like a decent bloke.

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Can't believe this thread has got so far without mentioning Phillip Schofield. So glad that the tory paedophile stunt he pulled backfired on his smug arse spectacularly.

Also special mention to Dappy pretty much sums up the 'innit' wanna be hard man gangsta types (but only when 10 of his mates are around him of course). Do these characters not realise that Ali G was a joke......?

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Food - Cooking... when did this become a celebrity in itself?

A pile of ingredients artfully placed on a plate is not worthy of fame and celebrity... and neither are the fvckwits who put them there.

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