Renart Posted 11 June 2013 Author Posted 11 June 2013 I have never passed a driving test. Oh. Dare I ask how many times you have tried?
Charl91 Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Dare I ask how many times you have tried? 3. Fourth time lucky next Tuesday?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Never used the NHS. Where were you born?? You assume he was born.
Guest MattP Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 I'm not taking responsibility for being born, I don't even actually know if I'm being honest, it wasn't the royal I know that. I'll find out.
MikeyT Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Not entirely sure what Game of Thrones is? Never seen a Twilight, a Harry Potter or a Lord of the Rings & I have never taken a photograph of myself in the mirror You haven't lived!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Riiiiiing, Riiiiiiing, Riiiiiing MattP: Hello mama MummyP: Hello my little precious dumpling MattP: I need to ask you a question mater. Where was I born? MummyP: Oh, I remember it well, it was... oh where was it.... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIICK!! (Noise in background.) MummyP: Oh yes, you were born in St Clementine's Hospital for the Poor. Mattp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
HEGGSY Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Riiiiiing, Riiiiiiing, Riiiiiing MattP: Hello mama MummyP: Hello my little precious dumpling MattP: I need to ask you a question mater. Where was I born? MummyP: Oh, I remember it well, it was... oh where was it.... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIICK!! (Noise in background.) MummyP: Oh yes, you were born in St Clementine's Hospital for the Poor. Mattp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Guest Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 You assume he was born. I just assumed 3D printing had developed further than we knew and he was a beta test
Guest MattP Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Riiiiiing, Riiiiiiing, Riiiiiing MattP: Hello mama MummyP: Hello my little precious dumpling MattP: I need to ask you a question mater. Where was I born? MummyP: Oh, I remember it well, it was... oh where was it.... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIICK!! (Noise in background.) MummyP: Oh yes, you were born in St Clementine's Hospital for the Poor. Mattp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! lol
Renart Posted 11 June 2013 Author Posted 11 June 2013 3. Fourth time lucky next Tuesday? Well, best of luck with it! From my memory it is always a bit of a lottery. I failed my first one: big black X for dangerous driving. I still maintain that I was clear to go at that roundabout; I don't care that I made that other car break to avoid me; he was going to fast anyway........ (still miffed about that after 18 years... ). You only truly learn to drive after you have passed your test and all those other cliches.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 and all those other cliches. Like crossing your hands when steering is both easier and better.
separator Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 I have never passed a driving test. Oh. If somebody fails more than 2 driving tests then in my opinion they should either give up or do a more intensive driving course / test as there obviously not a natural driver. I've allowed for 2 tests as nerves might get to you in the first. I could turn up at Belvoir Drive for a trial, but as I have zero talent as a footballer it doesn't matter how many trials I do i'm not gonna cut it as a footballer. Same for driving. Roads would be a safer place. For the record I failed my first test (drove through a red light leaving the test centre ) but passed my 2nd.
I am Rod Hull Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Just for Finn. I have never purchased a mobile phone. It took about 6 years and a phone call at 7am on a Sunday from a disabled at work asking me for my work e-mail address (similar things had happened before) to realise what a nuisance they are. I took the battery out of the phone after that call and its not been put back since, and that was about 4 years ago. Horrible things...
jonthefox Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 I have never banged Kate Middleton in the shitter, although , i have imagined it on several occasions.
The Doctor Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 I think we're all anticipating LargeAl's reply. .dry: **** you Webster. Anyway - I've never been on a plane or ship. Come to think of it, school trips aside I've never been abroad.
Fox92 Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Anyway - I've never been on a plane or ship. Come to think of it, school trips aside I've never been abroad. You're missing out on that, big time. I love aircraft, and travelling on them.
Guest MattP Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 It took about 6 years and a phone call at 7am on a Sunday from a disabled at work asking me for my work e-mail address (similar things had happened before) to realise what a nuisance they are. I took the battery out of the phone after that call and its not been put back since, and that was about 4 years ago. Horrible things... Have to say my week in Spain was fantastic when I left the phone at home, didn't miss it at all and felt far more relaxed. You're missing out on that, big time. I love aircraft, and travelling on them. Mad. I'm absolutely scared to death of flying still and have to get quite drunk before going on one.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Have to say my week in Spain was fantastic when I left the phone at home, didn't miss it at all and felt far more relaxed. Mad. I'm absolutely scared to death of flying still and have to get quite drunk before going on one. At risk of feeling like I'm picking on you... but...
Guest MattP Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 At risk of feeling like I'm picking on you... but... Keep going I don't mind taking a bit.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Right, instead of ribbing MattP, after much thought, I have decided that it is a sad truth that I have never been to Wembley.
Bayfox Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 I have never watched any of the lord of the rings or harry potter films. I have also never been allowed to smash my wives back doors in.
Corky Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 I have never watched any of the lord of the rings or harry potter films. I have also never been allowed to smash my wives back doors in. I'm sure one would've let you.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 June 2013 Posted 11 June 2013 Keep going I don't mind taking a bit. Just noticed your sig. I'm sure one would've let you. Subtle Corky. Subtle.
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