DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 19 July 2013 Posted 19 July 2013 "Forget the glass, just give me the bottle" Guess who?
Danno Posted 19 July 2013 Posted 19 July 2013 Omg I love the ones Drake says. I might post it on Facebook now!
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 19 July 2013 Posted 19 July 2013 Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him
Saxondale Posted 19 July 2013 Posted 19 July 2013 Lois Griffin: "Peter, stop acting like a child" Peter Griffin: "If I'm a child, that makes you a paedophile. And I'm not going to be lectured by a pervert"
separator Posted 21 July 2013 Posted 21 July 2013 "Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home". Married With Children legend Al Bundy, when asked if he would ever have an affair.
MooseBreath Posted 21 July 2013 Posted 21 July 2013 Snoop dee oh double gee, ice cube and easy ee, from the group that said mother fvck the po-lees. - Barack Obama
Mark_w Posted 22 July 2013 Posted 22 July 2013 "As a club, Bolton have always struck me as a hard-working side with a lot of talented players. I hope I can add a slightly different dimension." - Jermaine Beckford (That's probably already been posted, but it deserves to go in here.)
Zingari Posted 22 July 2013 Posted 22 July 2013 "As a club, Bolton have always struck me as a hard-working side with a lot of talented players. I hope I can add a slightly different dimension." - Jermaine Beckford (That's probably already been posted, but it deserves to go in here.) in other words he admits he's a lazy fecker
Hugo Sanchez Posted 22 July 2013 Posted 22 July 2013 Ladies and gentlemen, England will be playing four four ****ing two
foxfanazer Posted 22 July 2013 Posted 22 July 2013 If I have seen further it is only because I have stood on the shoulders of giants- Bernard of Chartres Turned out nice again- George Formby
kingfox Posted 22 July 2013 Posted 22 July 2013 I am Maximus Beasley Father of a child Owner of a Dog Owner of a Ford Cortina I am frequenter of Nando's Collector of Panini Football Stickers
Zingari Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 A quote from Emile Griffith , U.S. champion boxer who has just died . Recalling his ill fated third encounter with Benny Paret, who taunted him over his sexuality during the build-up to the fight, Griffith said: "I kill a man and most people understand and forgive me. I love a man and so many people find this an unforgivable sin." http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jul/23/emile-griffith-boxer-bennie-paret-dies RIP
Finnegan Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 "Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he ain't afraid of anything." "Mercy is the mark of a great man... <stab> I guess I'm just a good man. <stab> well, I'm alright. You didn't have to wound him, you know Yeah, I know, but it was funny."
leicsmac Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 "Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he ain't afraid of anything." "Mercy is the mark of a great man... <stab> I guess I'm just a good man. <stab> well, I'm alright. You didn't have to wound him, you know Yeah, I know, but it was funny." Are we going there again? Practically every damn line is quotable. "You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like...little angels...*Thud* Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
One Arm Babba Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 Your success story is a bigger story than whatever you're trying to say on stage. Success makes life easier. It doesn't make living easier. Bruce Springsteen
Guest Bilo Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.' Oscar Wilde.
Rincewind Posted 24 July 2013 Author Posted 24 July 2013 Guessing that if successful you are able to have a decent standard of living but you still have to cope with relationships, breakups, bereavements and any other shit you can't avoid by throwing cash around.. Money can't buy you happiness but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini than on a bike.
Zingari Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 If wisdom grew on trees, sir. You, would be a bush. that's cruel
cambridgefox Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 "Who's this beautiful man with a lovely voice,its Annie Lennox" Alan Partridge
cambridgefox Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 Pining for the pork of the porcupine - Echo and the Bunnymen( yes a lyric,but clever)
leicsmac Posted 24 July 2013 Posted 24 July 2013 "A fourth estate, independent in name and fact from the operations of government, is of the essence of a free society."
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