Famous quotes

[Rincewind]

I did do a search so if I missed it please merge.

 

Saw this today and quite liked it.

 

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

[Guest MattP]

"There can be no liberty if there is no economic liberty"

[MooseBreath]

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."
Winston Churchill

[cambridgefox]

" Look at the muck on ere" Larry Grayson

[StanSP]

[MooseBreath]

"What's your favourite stone? Mine used to be granite."

Daggers

[johnny the fox]

"Look what your doing with that bow and arrow, you'll have somebodies eye out",     king Harold  at the battle of Hastings.

[Zingari]

" Look at the muck on ere" Larry Grayson

 

"shut that door"  was much more profound , and it had health and energy conservation benefits too 

[purpleronnie]

"There can be no liberty if there is no economic liberty"

Ah good ol' maggie and her once liberal   views.  Didn't think you'd be a fan of that one matt?

I wish limiting the power of the government was a genuine concern...but it seems it is not.

[Guest]

"Everybody knows that if female genitalia could speak, it would sound exactly like Enya."

Dylan Moran

[Zingari]

"success has many fathers , defeat is an orphan"

 

JFK  after Bay of Pigs 

[Corky]

"My Mum could've hit that with a stick of rhubarb"

 

Geoff Boycott, discussing the finest player England never had

[I am Rod Hull]

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!"

 

Alan Partridge

[bovril]

"I've met the man on the street and he's a c*nt." - Sid Vicious.

[johnny the fox]

"No, you won't need a repeat prescription"  Harold Shipman.

[separator]

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one"

Dirty Harry

[leicsmac]

"War. Is. Shit. Anyone who says otherwise has never been in one." - Unknown.

 

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!" - John Sedgwick, about 5 seconds before being hit between the eyes by a sniper.

 

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." - Abraham Lincoln

[The Year Of The Fox]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Common sense is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

[StanSP]

'You can fool some of the people all of the time.

 

You can fool all of the people some of the time.

 

But you can never please all of the people all of the time.'

 

That's a real Lincoln quote.

[I am Rod Hull]

"the worlds stupidest bottom burp... Zingari, Brrrrritain"

 

PRick

[fleckneymike]

"Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy"

 

Spike Milligan

[johnny the fox]

"Shut up and get on the spike"   Vlad the Impaler.

[Libertine Dream]

Weak people feel pressure

[Finnaldo]

RRRRAAARRGGHHHRRRAAARRRGGHHHLESTARRRRAAAAARREGGGHHH

~Bernie.

[Harry - LCFC]

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.
 ~ Margaret Thatcher

 

Very applicable to this forum at times. Whenever someone sinks to using insults against me I feel they're just showing their inability to produce an effective argument against me.