suffolk fox Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Have heard the results are in from the electronic pieces of kit they gaffer taped to the backs of the players yesterday some results are interesting. Danns distance run 30 Metres Gallagher Boot shine through kicking the ball. -55 Vardy.............Unreadable wtf with the hair Konchesky ...........pttttttt ptttttttt fizzzzzzzz. Fizzzzzzzzzzzzz Whitbread................beeep beeep bbbbeeeeeeeep. Wood ......football trapping..........wtf....cement bag.......-6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theessexfox Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Thread of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danizen Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 RDL.........Shit, did someone attach this thing to a Ferrari? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend_in_blue Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 King... There's just no hiding from this thing is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakemoore Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Morgan - do they do one in my size (****ing built) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Schmeichel - this kit can't be real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 So that's what it was , Thank fook for that I thought they'd all become hunchbacks in the close season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox42 Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 So that's what it was , Thank fook for that I thought they'd all become hunchbacks in the close season I thought it was just the gold bit of the new kit at first sticking out. That prevented me from thinking of buying a shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cc_star Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Knockaert - Shit, we must have tacked the equipment onto a snail by mistake, who falls over 99% of the time its inability to get above 0.1mph costs it possession. Konchesky - Equipment was returned broken from the impact of all the pointless diagonal hoofs Danns - WTF, did we strap a fan up by mistake, there's no way this guy is pro footballer. "here - spitter.com/whogivesashit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 I thought some of the players had the hump again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 So that's what it was , Thank fook for that I thought they'd all become hunchbacks in the close season It's a Richard III tribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston. Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Wellens didnt have one cos he has a pacemaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Logan - heart rate off the scale when he had to get off his arse to fetch the waters at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Oh dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Oh dear! That's exactly the general consensus that springs to mind when 1'000 random people are asked what they think of Dangerous Tiger's impact on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffolk fox Posted 28 July 2013 Author Share Posted 28 July 2013 Logan - heart rate off the scale when he had to get off his arse to fetch the waters at half time. Qualtiy i like this one the best, lovely bloke that Logan club man of the year never make nos 1 as long as he has a hole in his bum but he is a lovely bloke.....Conrad can you get the oranges for half time? yes, boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grewks Posted 28 July 2013 Share Posted 28 July 2013 Qualtiy i like this one the best, lovely bloke that Logan club man of the year never make nos 1 as long as he has a hole in his bum but he is a lovely bloke.....Conrad can you get the oranges for half time? yes, boss. Do you just type random letters and hope for the best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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