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Bert

Christmas 2013

By Bert, in General Chat

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Guest MattP

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I really hope I end up working in the same place as Flair one day, I've wanted a drinking buddy like this for years in the office.

Ric Flair

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Also, what on earth is a chicken burn?

 

A chicken burn is where you put your thumb and forefinger together and scratch the skin repeatedly until it causes a chicken burn. They are agony, i'm not proud of it.

Ric Flair

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My appalling behaviour continues, I met an old work colleague in Earlsfield last night and after a skinful we ended up in the thai place next door. I keep some scotch bonnet powder in my bag to lace my lunches with and i've bunged half a fcukin pack in some blokes drink when he wasn't looking. He's taken a swig and gone berserk, I had to leave. Dunno what's wrong with people.

Soar Fox

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My appalling behaviour continues, I met an old work colleague in Earlsfield last night and after a skinful we ended up in the thai place next door. I keep some scotch bonnet powder in my bag to lace my lunches with and i've bunged half a fcukin pack in some blokes drink when he wasn't looking. He's taken a swig and gone berserk, I had to leave. Dunno what's wrong with people.

I blame the people these days and how they overreact. Saturday I was in the local pub and had been boozing for 10 hours solid. Someone bet me a tenner I wouldn't dare walk through the pub bollocko and start singing with the band that they had hired, I duly obliged and got thrown out before I could make it on stage. The landlord has told me I'm never welcome in the pub again and has barred me for life.

I wouldn't mind that much but it's my friends mum & dads boozer, and I usually go in every Sunday with my dad for a pint.

Edit: There is actually a video to this aswell which I didn't need reminding of.

Ric Flair

Ric Flair

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I blame the people these days and how they overreact. Saturday I was in the local pub and had been boozing for 10 hours solid. Someone bet me a tenner I wouldn't dare walk through the pub bollocko and start singing with the band that they had hired, I duly obliged and got thrown out before I could make it on stage. The landlord has told me I'm never welcome in the pub again and has barred me for life.

I wouldn't mind that much but it's my friends mum & dads boozer, and I usually go in every Sunday with my dad for a pint.

 

Hahahahahahaa solid work pal, proud of yer

Guest MattP

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I blame the people these days and how they overreact. Saturday I was in the local pub and had been boozing for 10 hours solid. Someone bet me a tenner I wouldn't dare walk through the pub bollocko and start singing with the band that they had hired, I duly obliged and got thrown out before I could make it on stage. The landlord has told me I'm never welcome in the pub again and has barred me for life.

I wouldn't mind that much but it's my friends mum & dads boozer, and I usually go in every Sunday with my dad for a pint.

 

lol

 

Never shit on your own doorstep, I was barred from the Foxhunter on the roundabout (think its a toby now) for doing pretty much the same thing as you a few years back, I was that pissed I was claiming to a mate that I was so well liked by the gaffer he would serve me naked. He didn't, lost my clothes, dignity, any future night in there and £25.

 

Worst I've seen on an xmas do though was a lad who is in prison now, absolutely nutter who I used to work with at Fosse Park, at Hollywood bowl and he dived naked down the alley into the pins. Just kept doing one set after the other until security got him.

Soar Fox

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lol

Never shit on your own doorstep, I was barred from the Foxhunter on the roundabout (think its a toby now) for doing pretty much the same thing as you a few years back, I was that pissed I was claiming to a mate that I was so well liked by the gaffer he would serve me naked. He didn't, lost my clothes, dignity, any future night in there and £25.

Worst I've seen on an xmas do though was a lad who is in prison now, absolutely nutter who I used to work with at Fosse Park, at Hollywood bowl and he dived naked down the alley into the pins. Just kept doing one set after the other until security got him.

lol lol!

That's brilliant. After what happened when I went out with blokes last christmas I've stopped myself form drinking with work mates ever again.

Guest MattP

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lol lol!

That's brilliant. After what happened when I went out with blokes last christmas I've stopped myself form drinking with work mates ever again.

 

Not sure I've read that go on!

Soar Fox

Soar Fox

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Not sure I've read that go on!

We don't have a christmas do we just get about 10/15 of us and go around Braunstone Gate. We were in Bar 66 playing killer and my supervisor from work has put his jacket on the back of the chair. Whilst he's taking his shot his phone keeps vibrating its his wife ringing him as she was supposed to be picking him up. Anyway without him looking I've took his phone and gone into the toilets and started taking a load of photos of myself starkers with the the caption "L****r is busy at the minute he'll ring you back later" and sent to his missus.

I've gone back into the bar put his phone back and gone out for a cigarette about 10 minutes later the bloke comes running out shouting and screaming and chucks a drink over me. Everyone is looking in shock as to whats gone on so he shows them what I had sent. They told me it will be best if I went home so I left the boozer and went to meet my friends. Went back to work a couple of weeks later and got pulled into the office got a verbal warning and was told I was lucky not to be getting sacked.

Ever since then I've refused to go on a work night out.

Ozwin

Ozwin

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Need to get my brother a PC game of some sort. He's recently got a decent new computer so I thought I'd get him something good like.

 

Anyone know their sh*t? If I can send it as a gift through Steam that'd be sweet too.

Guest MattP

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lol lol

 

What a miserable bastard, some people have no sense of humour these days whatsoever. I'd be pissing myself if that happened on ours let alone sending you home.

ScouseFox

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3 more late finishes in a row to end this week, weekend off to get very Christmassy and drunk, two afternoons in work next week and then it's Christmas day, boxing day, loads of food too much drink and off work until the New Year. I love Christmas. 

Jimothy

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Well i've passed my accountancy exam in the morning and instead of going straight to work i've gone and monkeyed a load of Tuborg and sambuca down me and then pitched up at 3pm just before our Xmas party was to start. I've gotten away with it and everyone was getting leathered but I was obviously so far in front of people that it really hit me about 8pm. We've moved on to the local boozer where i've had the barman in a playful headlock that he didn't like and i've tried to give some bird I work with a chicken burn. There's been some partial nudity, a table of drinks ko'd and me being escorted out. It doesn't end there, a few colleagues have come with me and we've gone the wetherspoons in Victoria station and i've gone behind the bar and done myself a pint. Straight out and thrown down the stairs.

 

I daren't look anyone in the eye today, i'm the fcukin pits.

Thanks for making me feel so much better about my christmas party! lol

RobHawk

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Been in prague the last few days! Fly back tomorrow! Gotta say it's got me right in the mood for Christmas - what a brilliant place! I get shit travel sickness though so I've had to end it with a quieter night tonight!

VLC86

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Well i've passed my accountancy exam in the morning and instead of going straight to work i've gone and monkeyed a load of Tuborg and sambuca down me and then pitched up at 3pm just before our Xmas party was to start. I've gotten away with it and everyone was getting leathered but I was obviously so far in front of people that it really hit me about 8pm. We've moved on to the local boozer where i've had the barman in a playful headlock that he didn't like and i've tried to give some bird I work with a chicken burn. There's been some partial nudity, a table of drinks ko'd and me being escorted out. It doesn't end there, a few colleagues have come with me and we've gone the wetherspoons in Victoria station and i've gone behind the bar and done myself a pint. Straight out and thrown down the stairs.

I daren't look anyone in the eye today, i'm the fcukin pits.

Got to be honest, I read chicken burn as cheeky bum.

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